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Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://mobile.twitter.com/anthonycoast/status/914203443035701248

https://twitter.com/finah/status/914205232413863936

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Pollyanna posted:

Bananimal

(also thx for the well-wishes, I'll figure it out :love:)

ok already did my scared straight portion

*moves in close and takes a knee*

in my experience to break an addiction you really need 2 approach it in a binary fashion, its either a yes (keep at it) or no (stop doing it) - and to get to saying no u really need reach either that rock bottom type experience or have some sort of transformative break through that gives u temporary superpowers enabling u to walk away from it all. also, remember that any drug that makes u feel good via dopamine release will reprogram ur brain and will make u cut deals with urself and lie to others asa means of enabling the ongoing delivery of pleasure chemicals - that is why if u find urself powerless 2 quit u must seek help cause u cant do it urself if ur lizard brain is fully intent on crashing ur body into the ocean...

also seconding the TCC resources already posted, good ppl in there who will guide u and never judge or ridicule...best of luck
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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:thunk:
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/914106567796166656
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/914524153838837760

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hope, ditto, and mercy

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Quotey posted:

i'm a little above 600 days not smoking cigarettes and still get intense cravings occasionally. this is my life, forever. i'll never quit again.

Never stop quitting cigarettes. They're killers.

Jazerus posted:

orgs that are extremely rigid during the hiring process are often not great places to work. this is separate from pollyanna needing to dry out

I mean I kinda get why they be peeved but this is also after they said they get back to me to reschedule so they're also possibly too busy/juggling too many balls. it's also a mostly front end position which I'm trying to move away from anyway but it's also with cool people who do good work so

still hosed off at myself for that move. but I've learned and grown.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I only smoke cigarettes during the weekend and never get a craving during the week, I guess this is my superpower

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

YOU A loving HAT posted:

gently caress dude that's AWESOME, congrats, I'm trying to get my friend's kid brother to quit

smoking makes you cool

does trump smoke? no.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


oh, this is why trolls/bots were ranting about t-shirt profits

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Hahahahahaah, you're so right it's hilarious Roger. So goddamn funny.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

YOU A loving HAT posted:

gently caress dude that's AWESOME, congrats, I'm trying to get my friend's kid brother to quit

please do not relay my experiences to him.

Pollyanna posted:

Never stop quitting cigarettes. They're killers.

i'll never quit again is more of a tongue in cheek way of saying i'll never start again.

at least, i hope it is

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Competing varieties of axe body spray and curdled milk breath.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I hate trump so much

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

consult with your trump if your trump lasts for more than four trumps

but doctor

i have the contrumpsion an they destroyed healthcare

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/914506324511219713

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

the bush years were a musical nadir my dude

/me plants a boot in jazerus rear end courtesy of the red white and blue :911:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I ate three grams of magic mushrooms last night and walked around Toronto.

Last night was SCOTIABANK PRESENTS: NUIT BLANCHE! An all night art event presented by a bank, a gin company, and Netflix.

The streets were packed with people and you had to wait hours to see any of the installations. The longest line was for the STRANGER THINGS exhibit which I am sure went towards Netflix $500m investment in Canadian arts over 5 year(And I bet they got most of that money back on tax write offs...)

Anyway the Stranger Things exhibit had a three hour long line and you had to wear a hazmat suit or something. The only exhibit with no real lines was the small dank corner of Old City Hall where they put the indigenous peoples exhibits.

Also the socialist tent was being accosted by bone heads. I think the bone heads eventually hosed off, but drat, city hall was a bad scene last night.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





dumb well-actually words white knighting bill maher incoming, do not read probably; just... sometimes... criticism is wrong....


:sigh: ok I'll jump on the grenade so maher-san might acknowledge me, b-baka...,

he extremely admitted he was wrong: he thought it was a bad way of protesting because—i don't remember why but i figure it involved sussing out the chud response and assuming that framing ("ARE FLAG/TROOPS") would be unbreakable

he took it all back at some point between last year and this summer. he said it was a good protest, that he misread the situation, and that he was wrong

and then the new flare up of the nfl thing happened

anyway i don't like bill maher very much but this criticism isn't true or accurate so...... idk here i am posting about it

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

yeah why would anderson cooper want to help anyone anyway what the gently caress does he think this is the european union ?!?!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/begiakirekiz/status/914434340205064195

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Montasque posted:

I ate three grams of magic mushrooms last night and walked around Toronto.

Last night was SCOTIABANK PRESENTS: NUIT BLANCHE! An all night art event presented by a bank, a gin company, and Netflix.

The streets were packed with people and you had to wait hours to see any of the installations. The longest line was for the STRANGER THINGS exhibit which I am sure went towards Netflix $500m investment in Canadian arts over 5 year(And I bet they got most of that money back on tax write offs...)

Anyway the Stranger Things exhibit had a three hour long line and you had to wear a hazmat suit or something. The only exhibit with no real lines was the small dank corner of Old City Hall where they put the indigenous peoples exhibits.

Also the socialist tent was being accosted by bone heads. I think the bone heads eventually hosed off, but drat, city hall was a bad scene last night.



i got 3g of penis envy :shroom: that i was gonna eat 4 breakfast but i got up too late so im gonna reschedule and go out for a ride instead since its lovely outside

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
you'll never guess who is really behind Catalonian independence

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/912999658955448320

putiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn! :argh:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I know Russia is stirring up separatist rhetoric but looking at video of police stomping Catalans and upturning ballot boxes, yeah, gently caress Spain

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/914485096316620800

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:



i got 3g of penis envy :shroom: that i was gonna eat 4 breakfast but i got up too late so im gonna reschedule and go out for a ride instead since its lovely outside

dont eat mushrooms while that stupid mean bright thing in the sky is lookin at u :milk: !!!!!!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so what ever happened to isis do we just not give a poo poo about them anymore because the orange man on the tv box is more interesting or what

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


how long until Trump praises the Spanish PM for a tremendous, just tremendous job?

Wait, he already did that. And called him El Presidente, even

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
adding a reminder to my morning to-do list to donate to Puerto Rico is making me sad and mad.

and it's not just a Trump thing cuz I was doing this for the UN in Syria and the MSF after the Afghanistan bombing while Barack loving Obama was POTUS

goddamn the nihilism is especially strong today

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

you'll never guess who is really behind Catalonian independence

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/912999658955448320

putiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn! :argh:

based sturgeon

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

SKULL.GIF posted:

how long until Trump praises the Spanish PM for a tremendous, just tremendous job?

Wait, he already did that. And called him El Presidente, even

that was last week before all this poo poo happened

i think hed have even more praise now :/

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i just came in from a smoke now i have to smoke again thanks thread

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


hahaha

gently caress missed 501 with this quality post

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

i just came in from a smoke now i have to smoke again thanks thread
lol cucked

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

juche avocado posted:

dumb well-actually words white knighting bill maher incoming, do not read probably; just... sometimes... criticism is wrong....


:sigh: ok I'll jump on the grenade so maher-san might acknowledge me, b-baka...,

he extremely admitted he was wrong: he thought it was a bad way of protesting because—i don't remember why but i figure it involved sussing out the chud response and assuming that framing ("ARE FLAG/TROOPS") would be unbreakable

he took it all back at some point between last year and this summer. he said it was a good protest, that he misread the situation, and that he was wrong

and then the new flare up of the nfl thing happened

anyway i don't like bill maher very much but this criticism isn't true or accurate so...... idk here i am posting about it

Nah I agree with this, I like watching real time occasionally as Maher is supremely hit and miss, mostly the latter but sometimes he's got some funny poo poo, but iirc he came out a bunch of times and owned up to completely missing the point and agreed with it

I did like seeing ice cube dunk on him, even if cube has some problematic poo poo with lgbt and Jews

Look I'm a big fan of The Predator ok :(

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


SKULL.GIF posted:

I know Russia is stirring up separatist rhetoric but looking at video of police stomping Catalans and upturning ballot boxes, yeah, gently caress Spain

i mean

catalans have wanted to separate for a long time. russian involvement is basically incidental here - the catalans didn't need any external prodding to hold the referendum, and spain didn't need an excuse to go full fash on the referendum.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Addamere posted:

so what ever happened to isis do we just not give a poo poo about them anymore because the orange man on the tv box is more interesting or what

They blew up a mosque in Kabul a few days ago, and that attack in France today will probably get claimed by them.

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If anyone wants to know how much of racist engagement on Twitter is bot-related, check this out.

I got screenshot-tweeted by one of the more popular racists out there, that racist lady who's too racist for UKIP.

https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/914490201652826112

Typical emotional pablum bullshit, in her neverending call for war against Islam. Hitler conquered half of Europe and we didn't turn on our fellow citizens, I'll be goddamned if I let some bastard terrorist stabbing someone in a train station do it.


Anyway, check out the likes and retweets on that, fuuuuuuck, my mentions are gonna blow up, right? This was 2 and a half hours ago, I'm dreading checking into Twitter. Her army of totally real followers are really going to lay into me!



Oh.

Well I bet they're really tearing into me on replies to that controversial tweet!



Oh.

Well poo poo.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

you'll never guess who is really behind Catalonian independence

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/912999658955448320

putiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn! :argh:

#Resistance 4ever

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zegermans posted:

hahaha

gently caress missed 501 with this quality post
this is page 501 :milk:

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm a horrible person but something about motorcycle riders being dumb without any protection and having it blow up spectacularly makes me laugh for minutes at a time

you are correct in your feelings

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