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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > Fantasy Football 2017 GDT: We all lose.
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opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
Two quarterbacks that complete a high percentage of their passes and no helmet mics meaning that on each play the play clock has 1-10 seconds left on the snap lead to a very small number of total plays.

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
 I got three texts this morning asking me to fix rosters because they couldn't edit them. Then they realized it was because the London games kicked off.

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Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/914486718815928320

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tonic
Jan 4, 2003

 More flags plz

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Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.
I've had stomach viruses that were more fun than this game.

* # ? Oct 1, 2017 15:50
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Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Really gotta start benching anyone in these stupid london games.

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tonic
Jan 4, 2003

 Oh hey another punt

* # ? Oct 1, 2017 15:53
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 my boyfriend, Alvin Kamara, is looking good at least


Honestly my biggest error this season is thinking that I shouldn't overload on rookie RBs. :laffo:

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Spoeank posted:

my boyfriend, Alvin Kamara, is looking good at least


Honestly my biggest error this season is thinking that I shouldn't overload on rookie RBs. :laffo:

tbf this season has been a statistical anomaly w.r.t. rookie RBs performance. Obviously highlighted by Hunt's record breaking numbers, but even the next 4 guys collectively have been way, way better than any group of rookie RBs ever.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

AnacondaHL posted:

tbf this season has been a statistical anomaly w.r.t. rookie RBs performance. Obviously highlighted by Hunt's record breaking numbers, but even the next 4 guys collectively have been way, way better than any group of rookie RBs ever.

With Zeke + this crop of rookie RBs, I shudder to think what people are going to do with Barkley next year.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Tiptoes posted:

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/914486718815928320

:lol:

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

 Goddamn Ajayi is killin me.

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TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

scrubs season six posted:

Goddamn Ajayi is killin me.

Well all Dolphins today, really

* # ? Oct 1, 2017 17:31
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Two weeks in a row I should've played the Saints D. :D

* # ? Oct 1, 2017 17:38
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 two weeks in a row I should have played Kamara :negative:

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Silly Burrito posted:

Two weeks in a row I should've played the Saints D. :D

Rather, anyone against Cutler and Cam should be started.

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
 I can't believe I started Cutler.


I'm dumb af

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Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!

Spoeank posted:

two weeks in a row I should have played Kamara :negative:
Man, I'm in the same boat. Drafted and held onto Kamara in so many leagues and just staring at his 25 points on my bench. At least he's turning into what we hoped for.

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Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

 I already hosed up by starting Ted Ginn cause Crabtree died and not starting Kamara in the same league

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

 I started ty (hurt), fleener (0), Sean Lee (out), and sat Miller who just scored a td.

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
 C'mon Jaguars....a 75 yard TD from Bilal Powell???? Ugh

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

pubic works project posted:

C'mon Jaguars....a 75 yard TD from Bilal Powell???? Ugh

Thank you based Fantasy Gods.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 it redefined fluky rear end touchdown

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

pubic works project posted:

C'mon Jaguars....a 75 yard TD from Bilal Powell???? Ugh

gently caress yeah!

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

 started two shares of powell so that's cool! I can lose by a narrower margin

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The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Spoeank posted:

it redefined fluky rear end touchdown

doesn't matter
got points

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Zack posted:

doesn't matter
got points

I was just saying don't be sad if you benched powell!


Bilal Powell truthers on twitter were box score watching and came out in droves

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Fuller TD. Feels good that I stashed him.

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The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Spoeank posted:

I was just saying don't be sad if you benched powell!


Bilal Powell truthers on twitter were box score watching and came out in droves

Believe me, I'm not being smug about starting Bilal over Buck Allen. Just glad I did

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
My lord Mariota

* # ? Oct 1, 2017 18:48
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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm sure I won't regret starting Mariota over Carson Palmer :negative:

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Why did I waste a 3rd on trash QB Matt Ryan?

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

scrubs season six posted:

Goddamn Ajayi is killin me.

the only thing that gives me pleasure is watching him do poorly after trading him away

I'm still 0-3, but at least someone else has something to be mad about

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Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Matt Zerella posted:

My lord Mariota


Benne posted:

I'm sure I won't regret starting Mariota over Carson Palmer :negative:

is he playing bad? I need him to play good :smith:

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
 Why did I play the Jaguars defense?

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
So, what has Bilal been doing because he's up to 18 for me :stare:

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Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Varg posted:

is he playing bad? I need him to play good :smith:

2 TD runs, he's fine :unsmith:

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Matt Zerella posted:

So, what has Bilal been doing because he's up to 18 for me :stare:

Spoeank posted:

it redefined fluky rear end touchdown
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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Welp, I'll take it.

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
I'm going to regret leaving Kelvin Benjamin on my bench, aren't I?

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