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I'm living in the alternate timeline where Biff stole the sports almanac. There is no way the last two years would have happened in the regular one.
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This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/10/01/should-rex-tillerson-resign-215664
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Oct 1, 2017 20:47
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Has trump already completely forgotten about health care?
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Runaktla posted:I don’t think it will break down into a nuclear war. I think it’s posturing but it may have overall positive effects. lol have you not seen the incompetence this administration has displayed? It's stupidity bordering on evil.
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haljordan posted:Has trump already completely forgotte Yes.
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haljordan posted:Has trump already completely forgotten about health care? It seems to be currently out of his mind but I'm sure once someone mentions it on Fox we'll get another barrage of REPEAL AND REPLACE NOW tweets.
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Applewhite posted:there's no rule saying an incompetent orange pissbaby *can't* be president. loving James Madison. 
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im lolling at the other trump thread on gbs
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haljordan posted:Has trump already completely forgotten about health care? he is now all about elton john and (((ungrateful black people))) and killing puerto Ricans
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haljordan posted:Has trump already completely forgotten about health care? Yeah, it's a combination of all that Winning and Fox not telling him to be mad about it lately
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Oct 1, 2017 21:00
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I wonder how many advisors have tried to explain to Trump that he can't make things happen just by tweeting about them, only to give up when he stares at them blankly for a bit before losing focus and starting to ramble about something completely unrelated.
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Your president is going to accidentally cause ww3 on Twitter LOL
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Oct 1, 2017 21:09
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only three people knelt today at the NFL, so therefore we get nuclear war instead
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bloom posted:I wonder how many advisors have tried to explain to Trump that he can't make things happen just by tweeting about them, only to give up when he stares at them blankly for a bit before losing focus and starting to ramble about something completely unrelated. Yes but I bigly presidented a twitter twit about beauti-- Have you ever actually seen a chicken? Let me tell you, we have a beautiful tax. Tremendous. When Hillary saw this terrible disaster... It's just tremendous, folks. Believe me. Believe me." 
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Kumo posted:Yes, he's confusing Kim Jong-Un for his father, Kim Jong Il. Rocket Man is an honorary title passed down from father to son. UN: Prepare for trouble! IL: Make it double! UN: To protect the world from dotardation IL: To unite all peoples within our nations UN: To denounce the incest of dad and daughter IL: To release the tape of Trump's pisswater UN: Un! IL: Il! UN: Team Rocket Man, blast off at the speed of light! IL: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!  Covfefe! That's right! We
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lol so Trump got called out for his inaction on Puerto Rico and decided to go golfing and then to a golf tournament that no acting president has been to in 17 years? His brain is so hosed up that he saw criticism about golfing while a tragedy is happening and thought "I'll show those fuckers, I'll do 2 golf events this weekend." he is so bad at everything
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gender illusionist posted:Your president is going to accidentally cause ww3 on Twitter LOL EL OH EL
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Quick, tweet Trump this https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/914565993569116162
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Oct 1, 2017 21:24
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Failed to.... avoid nuclear armageddon?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Quick, tweet Trump this I mean he's not wrong.
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if you're not embracing nuclear death at this point you're still amateur league
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mcvey posted:if you're not embracing nuclear death at this point you're still amateur league Frankly, I'm not even going to duck and cover. If the initial flash doesn't get me, then I want to be sure that the collapsing building does.
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mcvey posted:if you're not embracing nuclear death at this point you're still amateur league 
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mcvey posted:if you're not embracing nuclear death at this point you're still amateur league President of the USA saying Diplomacy with NK is wasting time, check. State department saying "by force", check. Hopefully Kim will just use this as evidence to other countries how far the US has fallen.
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A. Beaverhausen posted:President of the USA saying Diplomacy with NK is wasting time, check. State department saying "by force", check. Hopefully Kim will just use this as evidence to other countries how far the US has fallen. empty threats are the best kind of mpty threats
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Random Stranger posted:Frankly, I'm not even going to duck and cover. If the initial flash doesn't get me, then I want to be sure that the collapsing building does. i'm going to run greeting the blast wave with open arms like when two lovers reunite across a flowery prairie
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Oct 1, 2017 22:30
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The Protagonist posted:i'm going to run greeting the blast wave with open arms like when two lovers reunite across a flowery prairie You can hug with nuclear arms
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*Born Freeeeeeeeee* *runs towards nuclear shockwave, skirts rustling in he breeze* *AS FREE AS THE WIND—* *Contact, entire body is ash in seconds, acres of wheat and grass are cinder in a moment* *-BLOOOOOOOWS* *ashes swirl into the air spelling out "LOL"*
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Oct 1, 2017 22:44
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Imagine if Obama had done a single thing Trump has done since becoming President. Remember when the President read his briefs, listened to people, could speak in coherent sentences, and understood policy. I doubt Clinton would have been the most exciting President, but she's probably be working quietly on stuff that would actually help people, even if she didn't do it as charismatically as Obama or with as much style.
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A. Beaverhausen posted:You can hug with nuclear arms So hold me, Mom, in your long arms. So hold me, Mom, in your long arms. In your automatic arms. Your electronic arms. In your arms. So hold me, Mom, in your long arms. Your petrochemical arms. Your military arms. In your electronic arms.
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OldMemes posted:Imagine if Obama had done a single thing Trump has done since becoming President. Remember when the President read his briefs, listened to people, could speak in coherent sentences, and understood policy. Nope, sorry, no can do. Emails, you see.
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armchairyoda posted:Nah, get him the gently caress out of all of it. That dude is one 1/2 step below Pence in douchebaggery. The extra 1/2 is from him not being made out of plastic flags and his wife’s fingernail clippings. I think you mean MOTHER's fingernail clippings.
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imagine if Trump started bragging about getting away with the same stuff he pretends to angry at Clinton for? "Of course I used a private email server, that makes me SMART" or "Of course I knew about a secret basement child sex club" as i was editing this post i was trying to include a joke about how his followers will point to anything he does as evidence to his awesomeness but now i'm realizing that it's actually literally true and i'm kinda at a loss as to what to do with this post now Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Oct 1, 2017 |
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OldMemes posted:Imagine if Obama had done a single thing Trump has done since becoming President. Remember when the President read his briefs, listened to people, could speak in coherent sentences, and understood policy. Clinton is, by many accounts, a horrible person and just as corrupt and sociopathic as our Donny. The only difference being that she's a highly intelligent sociopath with the self-awareness to at least pretend to act the part of a regular human being. And she would never have given us 2243 pages of lols.
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Clinton is, by many accounts, a horrible person and just as corrupt and sociopathic as our Donny. The only difference being that she's a highly intelligent sociopath with the self-awareness to at least pretend to act the part of a regular human being. So the question to be posed is are we indeed in the 'good' timeline after all? Donny is a special shade of stupid/senile that we were fortunate enough to frack lols from. We've been saying 'nuke this gay earth' for forever.
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Every time I hear or read someone say, without irony, "Trump has done everything I wanted him to do so far and I'm very pleased that he's our president.", I know that that person is a piece of poo poo garbage baby retard and I know to stay away from such toxicity. So I guess in a hosed up way, Trump has made my life a little bit easier?
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/914613694822195200 lol
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Eat the rich is a meme on the boards by this point but...
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The president of the United States is a piece of pure poo poo. Just poo poo, nothing else. lol
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