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Or maybe it means I'm a fart celibate, so I'm always and forever holding in my farts
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Serious post: If I was really really drunk I might cheer someone on at peeing. Especially if they were having trouble gettin' the flow started.
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i can only pee if i have a cheering section
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I can only pee if it's on a section of cheerleaders
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I like a tasteful Fraiser-esque laugh track personally.
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:i can only pee if i have a cheering section New app concept, PeeSlosh Video you piss and stream it live to your fellow Sloshers, hear their cheering in real time, get rated, get voted, get recognised Get rewards at all of these Afllilsloshed Brands
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Somfin posted:New app concept, PeeSlosh I'll only do this if I get e-trophies for different colors and amounts of piss
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Sep 30, 2017 00:39
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Literally A Person posted:Have you taken the Neck Pill?:  ladies 
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pizza and milk? The thought of that combination is making me feel ill. I shouldn't be surprised incels would commit pizza crimes. chumbler fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Sep 30, 2017 |
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HazCat posted:My theory about women who get pregnant on the pill is that they didn't know that diarrhoea and vomiting both count as missing a pill (because they mess with absorption). Some antibiotics will gently caress with the absorption and effect as well. I have a niece thanks to that.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pizza and milk? You can't give alcohol to an underaged pillow!
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Say Nothing posted:You can't give alcohol to an underaged pillow! But I thought the pillow was possessed by a 10,000 year old demon spirit? Or was that a fake Do Not Remove tag she used to get into the bar?
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Zil posted:But I thought the pillow was possessed by a 10,000 year old demon spirit? Or was that a fake Do Not Remove tag she used to get into the bar? You know they couldn't use any pillows with that tag removed.
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it feels like every month there's a new 'pill' that explains because they were born with their pinkie finger .25 cm too short every woman on earth hones in on that and instantly alerts the Fem-Web that they're not to be hosed. Is the turnover because there's always a few guys who they can go 'well DiCaprio actually has a Cuck Pinkie and he pulls rear end constantly...' and instead of going 'oh, right, because he's charming and takes care of himself' they have to go "WELL ACTUALLY IT'S BECAUSE HIS NOSE IS PERFECT WHILE MINE HAS THE LEFT NOSTRIL EXACTLY .0009% BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT ERGO I AM A FREAK"?
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sexpig by night posted:I like that he thinks in this made up story the dudes were cheering for him pissing and not for loving two women. He should have whipped it out and pissed on top of the Chad's piss, thus asserting his dominance and making him the turbo-Chad.
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He should add the proviso that they do it in a cube so they can't be hit by beverages.
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Man, I didn't realize it was so easy getting stuck on talking about Elliot Rodger. I wanted to make a one part video and this is gonna be 3 parts apparently. New incel tales later for sure, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns8WjaQXuJQ
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the world is great but i think japan is number one
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sexpig by night posted:it feels like every month there's a new 'pill' that explains because they were born with their pinkie finger .25 cm too short every woman on earth hones in on that and instantly alerts the Fem-Web that they're not to be hosed. Is the turnover because there's always a few guys who they can go 'well DiCaprio actually has a Cuck Pinkie and he pulls rear end constantly...' and instead of going 'oh, right, because he's charming and takes care of himself' they have to go "WELL ACTUALLY IT'S BECAUSE HIS NOSE IS PERFECT WHILE MINE HAS THE LEFT NOSTRIL EXACTLY .0009% BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT ERGO I AM A FREAK"? I love the ones who know all sorts of obscure anatomical terms for facial features, etc. there was a post earlier of some guy who was judging people on the bus for having visible hurfblurfoodoolooflanges or whatever the gently caress and it turns out he was talking about the ridges under your nose that normal people who aren't anime characters have and normal people aside from med school grads don't know the name of
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several years back i posted a pic of myself on some attractiveness rating subreddit for shits and giggles. most commenters said i was decent looking, except for this one poster who said i was super ugly because of some obscure facial characteristics. i always wondered what that guy's deal was and thanks to this thread i think i've figured it out
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Soo Chad leads with his chin?
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Hobologist posted:He should have whipped it out and pissed on top of the Chad's piss, thus asserting his dominance and making him the turbo-Chad. he missed his golden opportunity
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Chad was merely marking his territory like any alpha predator.
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BattleMaster posted:I love the ones who know all sorts of obscure anatomical terms for facial features, etc. My favorites are when they do that but use antiquated terms that no one uses. Not even like 'negro' kinda stuff but straight up 15th century medical terms. "The local women all won't date anyone with a noticeable Dullard's Eyebrow while all these loving Chads with their perfect Prince's Dewclaw get laid for nothing!"
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Dewclaws, as in the special fingernail for scooping pooping?
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Their ideal beauty is anime and preteens these guys are ultracreeps
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Zeruel posted:Dewclaws, as in the special fingernail for scooping pooping? look at this beta who doesn't know about dewclaws
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Monster Factory has been boring since they had their WrestleMania thing.
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you know who has tiny wrists? arnold schwarzenegger
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Are all non asexual virgins considered incel or do I have to get some rear end in a top hat misogyny certificate from somewhere?
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UnfurledSails posted:Are all non asexual virgins considered incel or do I have to get some rear end in a top hat misogyny certificate from somewhere? nice self-own
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:nice self-own I'm fascinated really. Yeah I've never had sex but it's not that big a deal, it'll happen when it happens, I've built a decent life for myself, but it looks like there are thousands of people who have lost their minds because of it.
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UnfurledSails posted:but it looks like there are thousands of people who have lost their minds because of it. you have the causal arrow pointed the wrong way.
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UnfurledSails posted:I'm fascinated really. Yeah I've never had sex but it's not that big a deal, it'll happen when it happens, I've built a decent life for myself, but it looks like there are thousands of people who have lost their minds because of it. Yep, those are the incels. They're self-identifying. Not everybody who hasn't gotten laid is an incel, just these crazies
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[quote="“UnfurledSails”" post="“476957031”"] Yeah I’ve never had sex but it’s not that big a deal, it’ll happen when it happens, I’ve built a decent life for myself [/quote] This right here is what makes you not an incel. That, and not blaming women for your problems. For what it's worth, I'm in the same boat.
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I bet Scientology would have a field day with them: hate psychology, pathological aversion to forming attachments to other people, sees everything as a series of rigid levels of success and desperate for a way to move up it. The only hard part would be getting them to pay for their audits.
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