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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


It looks more like a column in the middle of the path than two paths branching off.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spider-Man, where the gently caress do you get off questioning Uncle Moley's competence? :colbert:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Proteus Jones posted:

If only Spider-Man had the means to slow pursuit. Like some sort of super-strong material that could be strung across a tunnel like a web or something.

It's FUNNEL web spider, not TUNNEL web spider, gee-eeez!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So... where is the light coming from now?

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

mind the walrus posted:

So... where is the light coming from now?

Moley's love for Aunt May. :3: That's why it's portrayed as a pure... um, grey radiance.

Mole Man is never truly blinded, even by his love.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Sick temper, Tyrannus! :smug:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



graham cracker posted:

Sick temper, Tyrannus! :smug:

Dad go away! I swear, you cant let me have one fun thing for just myself!

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

I know this is from a while back, but it's hilarious and 100% true.

And now I miss my bad old dog. :sigh:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
When you are forced to tag along Newspaper Spiderman:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Fortunately they only had to run for like ten minutes; shortly thereafter Tyrannus' rapid aging finally completed and he was blown away into dust by the breeze of an errant Moloid fart.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



EorayMel posted:

When you are forced to tag along Newspaper Spiderman:



She has a bad case of Resting Mary-Jane face.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
for once, her profound disappointment isn't caused by proximity to nsm. it's gotta suck to learn that your immortal husband is a major loving tool with no loyalty or affection for you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

for once, her profound disappointment isn't caused by proximity to nsm. it's gotta suck to learn that your immortal husband is a major loving tool with no loyalty or affection for you.

Yeah well... too bad, she missed her chance and Moleman is gonna marry May and not her.

I swear, Stan Lee's Ghost Writer, don't gently caress this up for May.... :argh:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



graham cracker posted:

Sick temper, Tyrannus! :smug:

Bra-vo

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Bobbie Wickham posted:

I know this is from a while back, but it's hilarious and 100% true.

And now I miss my bad old dog. :sigh:

A cat eating your food is the real world version of an immovable rod. I could lift mine entirely off the ground and he'd just pivot around the head which stayed there.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

graham cracker posted:

Sick temper, Tyrannus! :smug:

You beautiful bastard

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

graham cracker posted:

Sick temper, Tyrannus! :smug:

:vince:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

I swear, Stan Lee's Ghost Writer, don't gently caress this up for May.... :argh:
Stan Lee's Ghost Writer, please gently caress this up for May. Moley can do better.
Even with NSM's boundless propensity to tread water this strip is impressively redundant.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Spidey states the obvious

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I dont know what the rush is, tryannus is going to be dust in a couple of hours anyway

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
give Moley back his stick!!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is Kala also aging super fast from the headpiece going from red to orange?

Is it going to turn yellow in the next strip?

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

I like how the strip flat out acknowledges that Mole Man + Staff = Best.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Great emphasis used in the title of the next strip as if it's unheard of or clever word play.

"Whoa hold up, a race... against time?!"

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!


It must.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

They're flat out admitting that Moley's whacking stick is on par with a cosmic cube in this universe. I love it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wait why is Tyrannus now considering conquering the surface world? He's got a stupid hate boner for Moley and a ticking clock without his chalice. I think he's got enough motivation without throwing some Shinzon bullshit in there too.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Clearly he plans to extract the secret of immortality from May Parker.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Mole Man in white tuxedo+broken chains would be a sick alternate costume in some hypothetical video game where he's playable

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

mind the walrus posted:

Wait why is Tyrannus now considering conquering the surface world? He's got a stupid hate boner for Moley and a ticking clock without his chalice. I think he's got enough motivation without throwing some Shinzon bullshit in there too.

Given how butthurt he was that he had to share a kingdom with his wife, I'm guessing it's for the same reason he took Moley's kingdom. To prove to everyone that he dosen't have a small chalice.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
I done did an edit again


Greggster fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 2, 2017

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

mind the walrus posted:

Wait why is Tyrannus now considering conquering the surface world? He's got a stupid hate boner for Moley and a ticking clock without his chalice. I think he's got enough motivation without throwing some Shinzon bullshit in there too.

The underworld's a grimy cave full of gimps and discarded treasure, and there's only so many times you can say "Minions and monsters, destroy them!" before you start really longing for new things to yell

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Greggster posted:

I done did an edit again




You done good

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Greggster posted:

I done did an edit again




....how many bricks to the head will it take to make this make sense?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Also MJ is fuckin' jacked in that last panel

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Chard posted:

You done good

Thank you!

bunnyofdoom posted:

....how many bricks to the head will it take to make this make sense?

Hehe yeah :)

I don't know, I go out and hit myself repeatedly with a brick until I can smell colours.

Greggster fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Oct 2, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



whooops

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Is it just me or do the moloids all look like they're just dudes in costumes there?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

SilverSupernova posted:

Is it just me or do the moloids all look like they're just dudes in costumes there?

Tyrannus has a serious BDSM fetish.

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