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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Mariana Horchata posted:

medics dont go in, they stage - hold back until all clear

no sense getting your first responders shot, make sure the area's safe first

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

skaboomizzy posted:

you play pai gow if you wanna drink for free

the game ends in a draw like 35% of the time, easy to stretch out your cash

Video poker at a bar, if you tip a little they'll pour it really strong especially if you're downtown and not on the strip

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

tacodaemon posted:

would you rather hang out w the parking garage woman or the cvs dumpster women

dumpster women

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Puerto Rico is officially history.

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

would you rather hang out w the parking garage woman or the cvs dumpster women

cvs dumpster women just because they were the reportees instead of the reporter, more likely to have a good head on their shoulders

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tacodaemon posted:

would you rather hang out w the parking garage woman or the cvs dumpster women

i prefer parking garage woman on the streets dumpster woman in the sheets

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vox Nihili posted:

are they just NOW sending medics in?!

this is normal

EMTs stage outside of the danger zone until things are declared clear before they go in

in my EMT training I heard about 10,000 times that our #1 priority was keeping ourselves safe and letting the police declare the scene secure before you even got within visual range of it

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Bip Roberts posted:

also if anyone is thinking Vegas is cheap they need to head to Reno

Reno is for people who like Mr Pibb

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:

Country gonna be on lockdown by morning

finally...

hillary....

locked up....

with us :twisted:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i dont want to get into a war over htis but ya'lls experience and mine in vegas were dramatically different regarding free booze and its availability

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

redneck nazgul posted:

no sense getting your first responders shot, make sure the area's safe first

literally the first thing they teach you.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

u r fake news

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nonsense posted:

Puerto Rico is officially history.

:rip: puerto rico

you were mexican in the time of trump

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

VROOM VROOM posted:

*cspam books flights to Vegas asap after learning that you can get murdered there*

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Epic High Five posted:

this is normal

EMTs stage outside of the danger zone until things are declared clear before they go in

in my EMT training I heard about 10,000 times that our #1 priority was keeping ourselves safe and letting the police declare the scene secure before you even got within visual range of it

:hfive:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

would you rather hang out w the parking garage woman or the cvs dumpster women

parking garage is sketch

cvs dumpster woman might be able to give me some coupons for some jolly ranchers if i trade it for a trinket of my own

cant make mixers without the jolly ranchers :yum:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

this is normal

EMTs stage outside of the danger zone until things are declared clear before they go in

in my EMT training I heard about 10,000 times that our #1 priority was keeping ourselves safe and letting the police declare the scene secure before you even got within visual range of it

drat i wonder how many people just bled out due to that

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I was able to find a place with $1 beers right on the strip and that was good enough for me, I'm not much of a gambler.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I understood why they drilled it so hard during live action drills of emergency events, it's suuuuuper easy to get into play hero mode where you try to de-escalate or put yourself or your crew in harm's way because the whole reason you're doing this is to help people

Sometimes you've just gotta bail on a situation, even if it's a pregnant woman getting beaten on, and let the cops secure the scene because the alternative is literally dying

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Vox Nihili posted:

drat i wonder how many people just bled out due to that

depends

if they had a major artery severed then :rip:

if not it actually takes time to bleed out

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Vox Nihili posted:

drat i wonder how many people just bled out due to that

they'd still bleed out if there was an active shooter and the medics got shot when they came in

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vox Nihili posted:

drat i wonder how many people just bled out due to that

They aren't any happier about it than you are, trust me

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
not really feelin like awful dumb jokes, come on mr sandman do your work

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

I just know Trump's response to this will be just what we need to bring this country together

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Gringostar posted:

depends

if they had a major artery severed then :rip:

if not it actually takes time to bleed out

you have less than a gallon of blood in your body

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

more surface area, more blunt damage

:whatup:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

im a first-first responder EMT i go in while the fire is still raging and bullets flying and im the hero

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I remember last time I was in Vegas we found an off strip casino with 2 dollar Cabo Wabo shots and we all basically just handed a 10 to the bar tender.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Calibanibal posted:

im a first-first responder EMT i go in while the fire is still raging and bullets flying and im the hero

*salute*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Gringostar posted:

maybe gbs

cspam would fill one of the hotel swimming pools full of sunglasses and jncos and break out the floaties

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

ashpanash posted:

I just know Trump's response to this will be just what we need to bring this country together

Shooter couldn't afford to stay in Trump Hotel Las Vegas. Loser!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bip Roberts posted:

I remember last time I was in Vegas we found an off strip casino with 2 dollar Cabo Wabo shots and we all basically just handed a 10 to the bar tender.

that's five shots m8

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

im amazed at all the places im on that just straight up dont want to talk about whats going on right now

people are gettin hypernormalized like crazy

this doesnt even register

haha i felt it in the air all the way across the fukken country poo poo is cray fam :stare:

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Uhhhhh...why are there like 1,000 new posts at 3:30 am on a Monday morning?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Slamhound posted:

Uhhhhh...why are there like 1,000 new posts at 3:30 am on a Monday morning?

read the news

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Slamhound posted:

Uhhhhh...why are there like 1,000 new posts at 3:30 am on a Monday morning?

the world has changed

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Slamhound posted:

Uhhhhh...why are there like 1,000 new posts at 3:30 am on a Monday morning?

las vegas is lit

up by an active shooter or two, 20+ wounded/dead, i can't even make jokes

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

HEY NONG MAN posted:

you have less than a gallon of blood in your body

yeah, but unless you hit a major artery it still takes time

also, i doubt anyone had more than 1-2 bullets hit them unless it was close range which if the reports were that it was fired from the adjacent hotel into the crowd it wasn't

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Office Pig posted:

not really feelin like awful dumb jokes, come on mr sandman do your work

That's a cute name. I call him Whiskyfang the Nightbringer.

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Slamhound posted:

Uhhhhh...why are there like 1,000 new posts at 3:30 am on a Monday morning?

3 women one CVS dumpster, seen?

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