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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

drat wish he was shot instead of that poor girl

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

cumshitter posted:

I like to imagine he sleeps fully clothed and pushes his fedora down to cover his eyes

he sleeps in a creaky old leather chair

the kind you'd find in a pre-Prohibition office with the dimpling

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Zyla posted:

granted, this just seems rather vivid

feeling gaslit by the lack of reaction

Sandy Hook was it

that was our last chance to say "this is loving ridiculous, let's do literally any one small thing about guns"

and welp,

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

The REAL Goobusters posted:

drat wish he was shot instead of that poor girl

THE WRONG ONE DIED

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
chances are it was a stupid drunk rear end in a top hat with access to military grade weapons and decided to have a yolosesh

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/focused017/status/914749813144604677

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

skaboomizzy posted:

Sandy Hook was it

that was our last chance to say "this is loving ridiculous, let's do literally any one small thing about guns"

and welp,

got to blame the parents and the teachers for trying to fake their way into gun control!!!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber posted:

It's not just the shooter. It's that same fear that we all have of what Trump might do I'd he were handed a 9/11.

I mean, It's also the shooter and the dead people but the shooter isn't entirely why I'm up at 3am half-drunk and shitposting.

well yeah, of course, it just kind of shows how volatile this country is and has been for decades on top of the whole, you know, trump thing

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cumshitter posted:

I like to imagine he sleeps fully clothed and pushes his fedora down to cover his eyes

if u think about it hes nothing aside from recognition and force of habit of ppl clicking for 5sec glimpse of the news - like, if he hasnt already, he could just be automated so easily and nobody would even no the difference

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Mayor Dave posted:

Is it wrong to be sad that he didn't get shot?

Not even slightly.


Edit:

Doubly so because of this:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Lastgirl posted:

chances are it was a stupid drunk rear end in a top hat with access to military grade weapons and decided to have a yolosesh

but enough about that time trump killed a navy seal and an 8 year old girl

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


i dont think he saved one life!

not a one

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
aren't country fans supposed to be knee deep in assault rifles and always go off about open carry?


hmmmmmm

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Zyla posted:

i dont think he saved one life!

not a one

:justpost:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

The REAL Goobusters posted:

aren't country fans supposed to be knee deep in assault rifles and always go off about open carry?


hmmmmmm

yeah

they puffed their chests up a hell of a lot after the paris concert shootings

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lmao I hope his dick gets shot off

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Trazz posted:

Tomorrow Trump will dedicate a bowling trophy to the victims

lol yr like a little baby

Trump will dedicate the president's cup to Trump Tower in LV and act like his previous speech never happened.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

skaboomizzy posted:

Sandy Hook was it

that was our last chance to say "this is loving ridiculous, let's do literally any one small thing about guns"

and welp,

it really was, i remember the time quite vividly in fact and my final conclusion is that america poo poo it's pants

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The REAL Goobusters posted:

aren't country fans supposed to be knee deep in assault rifles and always go off about open carry?


hmmmmmm

just imagining the scenario where they all just light up every hotel window in blind indignant retaliation

guns are fkn stupid~

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

a breaking report says 20 dead at least

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



so far my favorite thing ppl thought was happening is "the terrorists are stealing cop cars and running ppl over on the strip!!"

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Where was the good guy with a gun?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The Man From Mesquite

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
dan bilzerian retard didn't do poo poo he already posted an update that he's heading back since the actual police got a guy already and he can't really do anything

gently caress off

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
the rat pack is at it again

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

so far my favorite thing ppl thought was happening is "the terrorists are stealing cop cars and running ppl over on the strip!!"

i think that was the first thing posted too

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Where was the good guy with a gun?

32nd floor, room 135 iirc

Wait, poo poo

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The REAL Goobusters posted:

aren't country fans supposed to be knee deep in assault rifles and always go off about open carry?


hmmmmmm

For most of them it's just a different flavor of pop music.

Though if any of them were carrying I hope they learned how laughable their Die Hard fantasies are.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


uhhh

https://twitter.com/ryanmckinnell/status/914755192444272640

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

The REAL Goobusters posted:

dan bilzerian retard didn't do poo poo he already posted an update that he's heading back since the actual police got a guy already and he can't really do anything

gently caress off

the only possible comedy from the night was him trying to return fire and the cops lighting him up thinking hes a suspect

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


white male in camo, with a backpack, in custody...could just be a generic hobo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/rachelacrosby/status/914758960216817664

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

if u think about it hes nothing aside from recognition and force of habit of ppl clicking for 5sec glimpse of the news - like, if he hasnt already, he could just be automated so easily and nobody would even no the difference

i caught one of the portfolio managers at my job reading him once

there's a story about him. one day the cable new channel for the money news channel stopped working so they put on MSNBC in the lobby. he walked past it and immediately started shouting at the tv. like it was on super low volume it was the MSNBC logo that triggered him

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


report of 50 casualties at the tropicana seem to be false, thankfully

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

A birthday to remember

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Where was the good guy with a gun?

https://twitter.com/jebbush/status/699706718419345408?lang=en

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



gently caress

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Zyla posted:

a breaking report says 20 dead at least

We got off light. Those people were sitting ducks.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Does that contain her describing that lady as Hispanic because hoo boy

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

I always say we will all die some day whenever I cum

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