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wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Trig Discipline posted:

On that note, "Hypercolor tells me where my baby is hot, 'cause I can see your sweatpants getting dark in the crotch" is one of my favorite lines from any song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWPOIbdlovQ

Hell yeah, forever the best Har Mar song.

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I'm partial to "How Did I Get Through the Day", but that's definitely up there.

Completely off topic now, but I will watch pretty much any performance of that song that pops up on Youtube because Har Mar just eats it alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbdJWfKqMSw

Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Sep 20, 2017

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Trig Discipline posted:

I'm partial to "How Did I Get Through the Day", but that's definitely up there.

Completely off topic now, but I will watch pretty much any performance of that song that pops up on Youtube because Har Mar just eats it alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbdJWfKqMSw

Goddamn, Jay Sherman can sing

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Squeeze me.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i too like to sleep with a thicc foam mattress

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Straight out of a renaissance painting.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

Squeeze me.



Venus of Willendorfoam

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Say Nothing posted:

Squeeze me.



Shame they didnt paint "nothing else mattress" behind it.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012
Not a photo, sorry.

https://i.imgur.com/tG0wJAY.gifv

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
My wife is marking some exams and went "wow these kids didn't even try not to make their pancreas pictures not look like a cock'n'balls". I had to check for myself and yeah, I can see it.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Rock out with your cock out... oh never mind.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
So loving metal your dick has it's own guitar.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Johnny Aztec posted:

So loving metal your dick has it's own guitar.

Lmao

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
thatsapenis.gif

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Reminds me of a wonderful my geography teacher used to tell.

"If I have a green ball in one hand, and another green ball in this hand, what do I have?

The full attention of the Jolly Green Giant. :haw:"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Harsh.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Wow, that was an unexpected one. I guess people's eyes gravitate towards the upper right side of the poster, that's how you see the butt.

edit: works even better in timg

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

This one got me! I'm having trouble seeing it now, but for a few seconds it was absolutely an rear end.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's fantastic. Like as soon as you register it's a guitar, that's all you see. Until you come back to it and BOOM it's an rear end again for a second.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You have stumbled upon the secret to being entertained.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

I'd made the same face to be honest.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Inaccurate, I usually fart a lot more than that while cumming.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Would you say cumfart or fartcum

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Powaqoatse posted:

Would you say cumfart or fartcum

This is no time for queefs and cumfart

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Ah, the 2017 BME Pain Olympics commemorative tank.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Powaqoatse posted:

Would you say cumfart or fartcum

A cumfart is when you expel an air bubble in your vas defrens. A fartcum is when you fart so hard that the vibrations on your prostate cause spontaneous orgasm.

Can't believe you never heard of this, did you take sex-ed in Kansas or something?

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Powaqoatse posted:

Would you say cumfart or fartcum

It was my understanding that a cumfart was the result of a release of gas and lingering fluids after an internal anal ejaculation, not farting whilst cumming.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

om nom nom posted:

It was my understanding that a cumfart was the result of a release of gas and lingering fluids after an internal anal ejaculation, not farting whilst cumming.

Same. Basically a fart followed by santorum.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

glorious AF

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.



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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Just petting my torty here :)


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