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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




They could easily setup another character with similar powers and have the last half of the movie be a galaxy-throwing, existence shattering nightmare zone.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Just have Lucy be this legendary divine character that society is tearing itself apart over. Like Akira in Akira or Jesus Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar or Jesus Camp.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Or Jesus in The Big Lebowski!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hmmmmm

Jesus H. Christ posted:

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven
:aaaaa:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

She got super powers from massive drug overdose, right? Why not a movie about people trying to do what she did and all the ways it goes wrong.

Or maybe she loses her divinity because she came down from the high and has to take all the drugs to get it back.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Wasn't this the Deus Ex sequel

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Skwirl posted:

Okay, I'll admit The New Testament is a decent sequel to The Old Testament. Less begats and more story, and you sympathise with the main character, but it really runs off the rails at the end.

Well, if you don't get another season what should you do? Writing a quick conclusion in a drug haze, blowing it all up was probably the easiest choice.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

Make the former protagonist just be god and get a new protagonist.

Lucy 2: William

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.




Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland in Chaos Walking. Sorry, it doesn't have anything to do with The Fifth Element

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tars Tarkas posted:



Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland in Chaos Walking. Sorry, it doesn't have anything to do with The Fifth Element

Chaos Walking is a young adult science fiction series by the U.S.-born British novelist Patrick Ness. It is set in a dystopian world where all living creatures can hear each other's thoughts in a stream of images, words, and sounds called Noise.

Holy poo poo that's really silly

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Taintrunner posted:

Chaos Walking is a young adult science fiction series by the U.S.-born British novelist Patrick Ness. It is set in a dystopian world where all living creatures can hear each other's thoughts in a stream of images, words, and sounds called Noise.



Tom Holland trying really hard not to think about sex here.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Neo Rasa posted:

Yeah uh "Actually, murdering one hundred and one adorable dogs to make a fur coat is good and I'm a good person because..."

It'd be awesome if they told it all from her perspective with her as the main character but still had her be cartoonishly bad like DC Murderverse says instead of a misunderstood good person. Disney's American Psycho.
The 90s cartoon series kind of softened her character a bit. If I recall they might have written out the part about puppy murder and just made her motivation to foreclose on the Darling's farm. Her issues stemmed from absentee parents who never bought her a puppy.

I don't think that's going to work for a movie, and I don't really buy Emma Stone as playing that level of evil.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


We're in the post apocalypse, why the gently caress are you always thinking about baseball?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

FreudianSlippers posted:

Make the former protagonist just be god and get a new protagonist.

The continuations of Genocyber did that and it kinda sorta worked? They were cheap cash-ins though. Genocyber was a cool manga but cut short due to clashing egos between its writer and artist. So to continue the animation they basically made it so after the comic ended any time she becomes Genocyber, like, the entire geo-political situation changes forever because like entire continents get rearranged/sunk/risen and stuff. So the main thing that's the title of the franchise only actually pops up a few times to obliterate tons of stuff.

It was also sort of interesting to see a cyberpunk dystopia setting with crazy transforming cyborgs, a story set entirely on an aircraft carrier, and a story in post apocalyptic feudalism setting all taking place in the same general area over generations. Just wish it was better. :P

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Oct 2, 2017

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Did somebody say Genocyber

Genocyber loving rules and I have no idea why it almost never gets talked about

e: also the manga and OVA have like almost nothing to do with each other and I'm pretty sure the manga just got regular cancelled. the stuff you're talking about is exclusive to the OVA, which is beyond bugfuck insane and also awesome.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Did somebody say Genocyber

Genocyber loving rules and I have no idea why it almost never gets talked about

e: also the manga and OVA have like almost nothing to do with each other and I'm pretty sure the manga just got regular cancelled. the stuff you're talking about is exclusive to the OVA, which is beyond bugfuck insane and also awesome.

I for real love it, I wish some of it was a little better (the second episode especially, like it kind of takes forever to get going and and the setting isn't really used in an interesting way) but I love it. I respect how much they were willing to just roll "we created this being that's basically God but a human" to its logical conclusion.

I think the hyper-violent scenes from it you see on YouTube a lot make people dismiss it like the genuine trash like Violence Jack or whatever when it's waaaaaaay better. But dang it does not gently caress around in that department:

NSFW:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXZ2bTigdGY

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
The time has come for Hollywood to remake hyper-violent 80s OVAs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2NjUtxZOys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Q6AwrGUkQ

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Humanity didn't deserve Cyber City Oedo 808, the coolest anime ever made. There are plenty of 'better' animated things out there, but Cyber City Oedo 808 is the coolest. Also one of the rare instances where the international soundtrack and English voice acting is a noticeable improvement over the Japanese voice acting and soundtrack.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Neo Rasa posted:

Humanity didn't deserve Cyber City Oedo 808, the coolest anime ever made. There are plenty of 'better' animated things out there, but Cyber City Oedo 808 is the coolest. Also one of the rare instances where the international soundtrack and English voice acting is a noticeable improvement over the Japanese voice acting and soundtrack.

I love how all the tricks animators used to save money somehow translated into really cool and atmospheric shots that get held longer. It seems to be a lost art these days.

Edit: The whole sequence at the start of OEDO episode 2 is a perfect example: cheap, but really well-drawn atmospheric shots.

MonsieurChoc fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Oct 2, 2017

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

MonsieurChoc posted:

I love how all the tricks animators used to save money somehow translated into really cool and atmospheric shots that get held longer. It seems to be a lost art these days.

Haha I wrote an article about Last Alert where I talk about that a bit. That was a video game but was interesting to see those early CD "it's just like an anime!!!" games where they had all this extra memory/etc. to work with, but were still cranking out stuff with those same shortcuts like they were making visual novels for an 80s computer. So you'd get these newer games that would still have like an elaborate frame around the action because it looked cool even though it wasn't needed to save memory by only having any action happening in a small square. :haw:

But man even the trashy porn visual novels back then had sick cyberpunk art and music. I can see why people would get into them even if the writing is trash 100% of the time.

Oedo is so good loving awesome and cool, the first episode is honestly the weakest one to me. And you're right the second episode's opening is fantastic. It's super dark too but you get a great sense of space what a lovely place he's walking into.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Anime fans will certainly love this new anime news: Batman Ninja will be a new direct to video anime from Afro Samurai creator Takashi Okazaki, Batman is now a ninja instead of just being trained by ninjas.

quote:

“Warner Bros. Japan and Warner Bros. Home Entertainment team for an eye-popping addition to the Batman animated legacy with Batman Ninja, a spectacular, all-new anime film coming in 2018. Be among the first to witness the premiere of colorful footage from this imaginative take on Batman and many of his connected characters. Panelists will include director Jumpei Mizusaki, character designer Takashi Okazaki, screenwriter Kazuki Nakashima, English-language screenwriters Leo Chu & Eric Garcia and some potential special guests.”

http://comicbook.com/dc/2017/09/29/batman-ninja-anime-is-coming-to-nycc/

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Excited to learn about the Wana Clan and their family crest that looks like a stylized bat.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Tars Tarkas posted:

Anime fans will certainly love this new anime news: Batman Ninja will be a new direct to video anime from Afro Samurai creator Takashi Okazaki, Batman is now a ninja instead of just being trained by ninjas.


http://comicbook.com/dc/2017/09/29/batman-ninja-anime-is-coming-to-nycc/

Afro Samurai loving owns so I'm into this from the jump

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I'm hoping Samuel L Jackson will voice Batman.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

MonsieurChoc posted:

The time has come for Hollywood to remake hyper-violent 80s OVAs.

Also I would be unironically down for this. Hyper-violent 80s OVAs usually had really bonkers premises that, while usually influenced by live-action movies (Genocyber bites off Scanners pretty hard), end up bearing fairly little resemblance to whatever prompted them.

I mean, poo poo, even MD Geist would probably make a pretty rad Hollywood movie, and that's pretty much the bottom of this particular barrel.

e: I was going to put forth Mad Bull 34 as an idea, but somehow I don't think a direct adaptation would fly in today's political landscape, and if you take out all the nastiness you just end up with Officer Downe.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Leavemywife posted:

I'm hoping Samuel L Jackson will voice Batman.

I've had it with these mother loving ninjas in this mother loving Gotham.

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
Nah man, we need to go full retard and have Hollywood remake Angel Cop with the Japanese plot where the whole things turns out to be a Jewish Conspiracy to talk over the world and only the brave men of Japan can stop it.

And if they go with the American plot keep the New Jersey accents and swearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpwJbLLivU

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

BexGu posted:

Nah man, we need to go full retard and have Hollywood remake Angel Cop with the Japanese plot where the whole things turns out to be a Jewish Conspiracy to talk over the world and only the brave men of Japan can stop it.

And if they go with the American plot keep the New Jersey accents and swearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpwJbLLivU

Meh, not sure given the current political climate we need movies about Jewish conspiracies.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


BexGu posted:

Nah man, we need to go full retard and have Hollywood remake Angel Cop with the Japanese plot where the whole things turns out to be a Jewish Conspiracy to talk over the world and only the brave men of Japan can stop it.

And if they go with the American plot keep the New Jersey accents and swearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpwJbLLivU
gently caress AND PISS! Is the funniest thing I've heard today.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This might be the moment in Blade Runner 2049 where Harrison Ford punched Ryan Gosling for real: https://i.imgur.com/flEDEEJ.jpg

Also, Mr Tennyson Ford apparently forgot Ryan Gosling's name already.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Why is Luc Besson making 2ucy and not 2eon?

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Skwirl posted:

Okay, I'll admit The New Testament is a decent sequel to The Old Testament. Less begats and more story, and you sympathise with the main character, but it really runs off the rails at the end.

The New Testament is the first ever instance of fandom writing a bunch of bullshit after reading the original work and ruining the whole thing.

i am a christian with a very complicated relationship to the letters of Paul, who i think is, at the very most generous, not worthy of being in the same book as the gospels

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DC Murderverse posted:

The New Testament is the first ever instance of fandom writing a bunch of bullshit after reading the original work and ruining the whole thing.

i am a christian with a very complicated relationship to the letters of Paul, who i think is, at the very most generous, not worthy of being in the same book as the gospels

My favourite kind of Christian is the one who argues literal canon in the same fashion as nerds arguing the canon of their favourite fictional properties.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Inescapable Duck posted:

My favourite kind of Christian is the one who argues literal canon in the same fashion as nerds arguing the canon of their favourite fictional properties.
Except they're referring to their head canon that seems to mostly be about how god hates gays and poor people should freeze to death in the street.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Book of Thomas and the one about Jesus growing up should have been included, they were very interesting additions to the mythos

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Inescapable Duck posted:

My favourite kind of Christian is the one who argues literal canon in the same fashion as nerds arguing the canon of their favourite fictional properties.

i mean, that debate is probably more interesting than just saying "the book we have now was written by god. all of it. all god. no humans. god"

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
The constant "not MY God" posts are just as bad though.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Unfortunately I have to cite That Hashtag Show (barf!) for this, but there is an animate Ghostbusters movie in the works and

quote:

The hook for the audience in Moules’ film is that instead of following the Ghostbusters on their adventures, it is set to be told from the point of view of a ghost!

http://thathashtagshow.com/2017/10/ghostbuster-animated-movie-pov-ghost/

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Stay safe POV ghost

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
If it's done like a found footage movie from a ghost POV like "Oh man wtf are these weirdos doing OH MY GOD WHAT THIS IS SO DEPRAVED HOW COULD THEY TRAP THEM LIKE THIS MAN'S INHUMANITY TO GHOST" that would be awesome.

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