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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




this is exactly what I imagine is stuck under the couches of very wealthy americans

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

rude to post photos of the las vegas dead imo

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Annual Prophet posted:

having lived in the united states for some time, i predict that the solutions to the mass shootings issue will comprise the following policy elements:

- lower taxes
- more xenophobia
- warfare, somewhere (else)
- reductions in healthcare
- deregulation

congrats, uve been accepted as a citizen, please accept your complementary pistol and confederate flag jacket emblazoned with the letters "usa"

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
this thread is very worth it

https://twitter.com/MysteryCr8tve/status/914907919660888064

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Gorsuch was entirely silent in the labor arbitration case today :thunk:

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Zeroisanumber posted:

That was Arizona. And it was the dumbest thing that I've ever seen a supposedly responsible adult ever do at a gun range.

we had a dad in CT that put a powerful gun into the hands of his (five?) year old son on a gun range to teach him to shoot. Gun recoiled, hit kid in head, killed him.

How on earth do you face that decision afterward as a father

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

so was this an old gambling, bank robber dude deep in debt just blazing his way to the afterlife?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Joementum posted:

to drink? oh yes. hmm, give me a martini, but make it like this for some reason that only the chthonic inhabitants of the cyclopian tombs with their non-euclidian geometry can understand



all that matter's is that it's $50 and me and the missus are dining like millionaire Trump!

well... at least having drinks before we hit up the Hard Rock Cafe!!!!

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


[quote="“Annual Prophet”" post="“476983032”"]
having lived in the united states for some time, i predict that the solutions to the mass shootings issue will comprise the following policy elements:

- lower taxes
- more xenophobia
- warfare, somewhere (else)
- reductions in healthcare
- deregulation
[/quote]

Gotta do them all or you can't say they didn't work.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Tom Gorman posted:

served with a side of donkey sauce

they call this the mike pence special

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

SpaceGoku posted:

for the short period of 6 hours after the shooting we provided misleading information by linking to a conspiracy theory and neo-nazi webforum as if it were a legitimate news organization

a real "whoopsie-doodle" moment for us

didnt that crowdsourced-crime solving show debut last night too

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Joementum posted:

to drink? oh yes. hmm, give me a martini, but make it like this for some reason that only the chthonic inhabitants of the cyclopian tombs with their non-euclidian geometry can understand



this still blows me away

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
[quote="“YOU A loving HAT”" post="“476983111”"]
we had a dad in CT that put a powerful gun into the hands of his (five?) year old son on a gun range to teach him to shoot. Gun recoiled, hit kid in head, killed him.

How on earth do you face that decision afterward as a father
[/quote]

obviously his son was a liberal pussy

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



logikv9 posted:

in a few years tourists will be sleeping in the LAS VEGAS MASSACRE ROOM in their homes fearfully after we decide to crack down on staying in hotels and going to outdoor concerts, rather than crack down on guns

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
not that gorsuch would ever, ever vote with the liberals on a labor arbitration case, but based on how much the dude has liked to hear himself talk in cases where he's critical of current law, kind of interesting

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the argument that armed militias couldnt take on the us military is pretty funny considering the last 60 years of us military history

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



maybe next time the victims will stand and saute the flag

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Look, if the people don't have a shitload of guns and ammo laying around their house, what the hell are they going to so in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

got any sevens posted:

didnt that crowdsourced-crime solving show debut last night too

it did!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tom Gorman posted:

served with a side of donkey sauce and bud light you have to wring out of a hawaiian shirt

i just carry a growler of donkey sauce everywhere i go just in case i need it

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


YOU A loving HAT posted:

we had a dad in CT that put a powerful gun into the hands of his (five?) year old son on a gun range to teach him to shoot. Gun recoiled, hit kid in head, killed him.

How on earth do you face that decision afterward as a father

statistically, he probably shot himself

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

to drink? oh yes. hmm, give me a martini, but make it like this for some reason that only the chthonic inhabitants of the cyclopian tombs with their non-euclidian geometry can understand



that's loving amazing

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Joementum posted:

to drink? oh yes. hmm, give me a martini, but make it like this for some reason that only the chthonic inhabitants of the cyclopian tombs with their non-euclidian geometry can understand



so thaaat's what the inside of a witch's cauldron looks like

THS
Sep 15, 2017

ahh, just woke up. time to check the death count

[worst in american history]

cool, cool, very cool

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol this takes quite a turn

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

safely sodomized posted:

the argument that armed militias couldnt take on the us military is pretty funny considering the last 60 years of us military history

well we'd bomb the poo poo out of them and then be totally worthless when that wasn't enough to magically get them to go away

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/TheAnonJournal/status/914912763377541120

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

That DICK! posted:

so thaaat's what the inside of a witch's cauldron looks like

That's an eye of newt at the bottom!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

to drink? oh yes. hmm, give me a martini, but make it like this for some reason that only the chthonic inhabitants of the cyclopian tombs with their non-euclidian geometry can understand



the smoothbraintini

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Unperson_47 posted:

maybe next time the victims will stand and saute the flag

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/914901730684395520

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol this takes quite a turn

and what are my credentials on gun violence? the party clown at my 10th birthday raped me

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Epic High Five posted:

I wonder what the largest orb in the universe is that isn't the universe itself

the orb is larger than your pitiful 'universe'

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




it wasn't terrorism, we found traces of pumpkin spice

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Pretend I put Skull 💀 Gifs av on the milk drinker


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
trumps very own dear richard letter
https://twitter.com/LettersOfNote/status/914891292995461121

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

i just carry a growler of donkey sauce everywhere i go just in case i need it

Same but with cum instead of donkey sauce

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Schnorkles posted:

well we'd bomb the poo poo out of them and then be totally worthless when that wasn't enough to magically get them to go away

*smirks general westmorelandly*

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

drat what do you even do if you figure out who the drivers are

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ex post facho posted:

that's loving amazing

it's a real martini from a trump hotel


he's a monster, basically

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