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Dude, it's only $5k to get in on this Space Pill seminar. It's like half the price of a ted talk pass an it lasts twice as long!
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 06:10 |
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Guy Mann posted:I bet Scientology would have a field day with them: hate psychology, pathological aversion to forming attachments to other people, sees everything as a series of rigid levels of success and desperate for a way to move up it. The only hard part would be getting them to pay for their audits. Isnt the point of SeaOrg that they work you like a dog to buy the scientology you cant afford? That and the contract where you promise your eternal soul will keep working for SeaOrg for billions of years.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 06:18 |
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If these idiots think sex makes you less depressed, I have some bad news for them.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 08:32 |
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Seriously, I lost the best relationship in my life to depression, just hit a mental brick wall and ghosted my girlfriend for absolutely no reason despite the fact we got on really well, shared hobbies and, yes, had sex almost every day. I missed a text message and did not reply immediately while travelling for work, then the depression hooked into my skull and I could not break it even though she still tried to get in touch with me for months, after the first few days each such effort just drove me deeper. You need medication and therapy to shake that poo poo along with support from friends and family, then it still never goes away entirely. There is no magic silver bullet, you need to recognise that there is a problem, you are ill and that you need to deal with it then keep doing so for years. Though admittedly that relationship probably failed to meet their impossible criteria, a good looking, sporty 22 year old microbiologist studying her for doctorate, into gaming and geeky stuff, woukd just not be good enough for them after all. She had had previous boyfriends!
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 14:02 |
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i see there's more than one thread posting goebbels quotes on the front page of the sub
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 14:55 |
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Patrat posted:Seriously, I lost the best relationship in my life to depression, just hit a mental brick wall and ghosted my girlfriend for absolutely no reason despite the fact we got on really well, shared hobbies and, yes, had sex almost every day. Gross dude 22 years old? I bet she had nasolabial folds Plus her pussy must have been utterly wrecked since she, no doubt, had several hundred partners by that time. What were you thinking?
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 15:01 |
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Zzulu posted:Gross dude Hundreds? Try thousands: no girl is a virgin after 14, so that's eight years from 14 to 22, 52 weeks in a year, which makes 416 weeks. And assume 5 partners a week, that's 2080 partners! At least! Seriously though, how do these chucklefucks think that it'll work in practice? I live in a largish city, work at largish workplace and have okay circle of friends, and I don't think I'm acquainted with or interact with more than maybe a couple hundred people at the most. Like in a smaller town, do they think Chad/Stacey just goes: "welp, gotta make the 3-hour commute to the next town over from now on, have hosed every single fuckable person in this place now."
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 16:47 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 16:49 |
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Chad, once again, gives excellent advice.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 16:59 |
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Their resistance to bathing is weird to me, because taking a shower is one of the best parts of the day.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:02 |
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Lol at trying to demonize and ridicule people who advocate hygiene
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:04 |
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Ooooo, let's have some fun activity for the whole thread!
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:04 |
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Shanghaied posted:Hundreds? Try thousands: no girl is a virgin after 14, so that's eight years from 14 to 22, 52 weeks in a year, which makes 416 weeks. And assume 5 partners a week, that's 2080 partners! At least! It's impossible. Like everything these pathetic losers claim to be cold hard facts, there's no actual basis to any of it. The only women I could possibly think of that have had the number of partners these dipshits are howling about are porn stars, but that's because it's their job to gently caress. I'm an average dude with depression who has managed to get laid and have (mostly) functional relationships over the years and when I've been single, I'm not sitting around blaming for it. Then again I don't have a giant persecution complex about how the world is holding me back from what I "Deserve" (which apparently is virgin jail bait )
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:07 |
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Shanghaied posted:Ooooo, let's have some fun activity for the whole thread! I check off plenty of that and I'm not even remotely incel.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:09 |
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ikanreed posted:I check off plenty of that and I'm not even remotely incel. I only got 4
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:10 |
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He's such a nice guy that when she makes it clear she would just like to walk on her own he insists that he knows better. WHAT A NICE GUY!!!!
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:13 |
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ikanreed posted:I check off plenty of that and I'm not even remotely incel. Oh yeah? Have you tried stop showering? Stop showering. quote:It's over. I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life. Waaaaahhhhh, I wanna be alone at home all day, why won't an anime virgin SWAT team just bust down my door and jump on my dick? Why am I so alone, when I'm put myself in an enclosed, private space?
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:17 |
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1st AD posted:I only got 4 What up, fellow less-than-6-inch-penis haver?
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Shanghaied posted:Ooooo, let's have some fun activity for the whole thread! "nervous or panicky if you have to give a presentation" welp, that settles it, if you have literally the most common fear on planet earth then you're an incel
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:19 |
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I only got two. Not having a facebook hurt me.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:21 |
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Man I don't have any dreams or ambitions either, but I still get up and go to work every day because it will help if maybe someday I do find some (and the time to pursue them). And I checked a lot of that card but think I managed to avoid any bingos.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:23 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:"nervous or panicky if you have to give a presentation" I don't think you get bingo, bud. quote:How do you survive ? quote:I'm assuming you have little to no experience with the following advice: quote:You're a loving idiot. quote:Wtf why? quote:Well he was being condescending and assumed that I haven't tried any of that. He's like every other normie out there. quote:Some cels are just mean even though this is good get off your feet advice quote:You're a loving idiot as well.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:23 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:35 |
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Why am I not surprised that people who believe in 'wah, why am I not handed a girlfriend on a silver platter, there's no use in trying to get one, it's over' proceed to extend it to education, work, friendship, personal goals and hygiene...
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:44 |
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I got 13 out of 25 on that thing, but still no bingo. The most shocking part of this thread has been finding out the average person has over 300 facebook friends. I feel like I've had a reasonably average social life, and I'm at close to 100. Who the hell are people facebook friending? Slugworth fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Oct 2, 2017 |
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Slugworth posted:I got 13 out of 25 on that thing, but still no bingo.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:58 |
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Slugworth posted:I got 13 out of 25 on that thing, but still no bingo. Some people friend everyone they had a class in school with, everyone they have worked with, and their entire family, including distant relatives.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 17:58 |
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chumbler posted:Their resistance to bathing is weird to me, because taking a shower is one of the best parts of the day. It's sort of a fraught subject with them. Well-meaning normies advise incels to shower regularly and hit the gym, but incels claim that the unshowered, ungymmed loser is a cruel and harmful stereotype, unlike the 18 year olds who have had 20,000 sexual partners already which is an empirically established fact. However, they seem to ignore all the stories from their fellow incels that begin "My sister brought over her three Stacey friends for a ride to the mall, and I hadn't showered in three days and was still wearing my masturbation shirt..." to cite just one example.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 18:00 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:"nervous or panicky if you have to give a presentation" I thought that was the joke of all these Incel memes, they're trolling by listing mostly completely normal things people are insecure and self conscious about to Barnum Effect insecure people.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 18:00 |
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Slugworth posted:I got 13 out of 25 on that thing, but still no bingo. -People I went to school with -People I volunteer with -People that I worked with -People that I would like to do business with -People that I've coached -People that coached me -People at the gym -People that I've hosed -People I would like to gently caress but haven't hosed yet -Friends of friends -Roommates, past and present -Family I have 1100 friends on Facebook
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 18:14 |
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1st AD posted:-People I went to school with reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 18:29 |
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1st AD posted:-People I went to school with - Cool - Probably pretty normal - Use LinkedIn - I don't know enough about coach culture to comment - See above - Statistically irrelevant - Creeper - ..... Why? - Again, gotta be statistically irrelevant - Gross
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:10 |
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I might have almost 20 facebook friends because I'm not someone's aunt or a millennial.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:32 |
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Hobologist posted:It's sort of a fraught subject with them. Well-meaning normies advise incels to shower regularly and hit the gym, but incels claim that the unshowered, ungymmed loser is a cruel and harmful stereotype, unlike the 18 year olds who have had 20,000 sexual partners already which is an empirically established fact. However, they seem to ignore all the stories from their fellow incels that begin "My sister brought over her three Stacey friends for a ride to the mall, and I hadn't showered in three days and was still wearing my masturbation shirt..." to cite just one example. Brb, gotta take my formal masturbation shirt to the dry cleaners. I'll just be wearing the casual masturbation shirt today.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:47 |
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Slugworth posted:- Gross Maybe don't waste your time judging how someone else uses social media? Definitely don't waste your time posting your judgments.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:49 |
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Somfin posted:Maybe don't waste your time judging how someone else uses social media? But isn't making lists that meticulously detail everything you find wrong with something a very incel thing to do? Is this thread being incel-trated?
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:58 |
Wamdoodle posted:Brb, gotta take my formal masturbation shirt to the dry cleaners. I'll just be wearing the casual masturbation shirt today. "No need to starch it"
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:03 |
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Somfin posted:Maybe don't waste your time judging how someone else uses social media? boy are you in the wrong thread
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:05 |
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Barudak posted:Isnt the point of SeaOrg that they work you like a dog to buy the scientology you cant afford? Yep. Sad thing is, there's actually is a lot of decidedly dodgy stuff in psychology, but any resistance to psychology is now associated with Scientology and ridiculed. Basically, Scientology did psychology a huge favor by opposing it. I doubt it'd help with being incel, though. Although Hubbard is supposed to have previously worked with Aleister Crowley who did basically want to start a cult in order to have sex with edgy teen girls.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:11 |
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Somfin posted:Maybe don't waste your time judging how someone else uses social media? I do think it's weird to be facebook friends with your friend's friends though. Friends.
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