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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
tom petty no...

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

6-

6-

669?

No that can't be right, that's far too sexy for the day after a mass shooting.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Obamacare kickin rear end

https://twitter.com/pw_cunningham/status/914931555600125952

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



boo

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Hannity is now describing the storming of the hotel room like it's Die Hard.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



that Pom Tetty guy had an ok song or two

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

YOU A loving HAT posted:

brother you ain't even getting in the top ten today

i had a lot of good ones but then i got probed n forgot em all

THS
Sep 15, 2017

traveling wilburied

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

YOU A loving HAT posted:

I'm so tired of all the "well I NEVER KNEW TIL IT HAPPENED TO MEEE" people in this country. Ppl who decry welfare until they lose their job and need it. people who bitch that healthcare isn't a right, until their mom gets cancer and suddenly oh poo poo half a million dollar chemo bills. Humans in general are so loving terrible at putting themselves in other people's shoes and can only have their worldviews changed when that actual exact scenario happens to them.

And yes, I would like fries with that. Do you accept Burger King competitor coupons?

sir, this is actually a taco bell, and yes, we would accept taco bell coupons.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


thrawn527 posted:

Hannity is now describing the storming of the hotel room like it's Die Hard.

funny because he was already dead

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

What is even the right wing reactionary take on this tragedy?

Normal right wing is "um that's a tragedy let's pray and not talk about gun control"

Way out there right wing is "ANTIFA PAMPHLETS BERNIEBRO CRISIS ACTORS"

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

there's so few traveling wilburys left as is :(

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/914932183537766400

trump

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

toms weaty and the hamburgers becuase he hard attacked

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

thrawn527 posted:

Hannity is now describing the storming of the hotel room like it's Die Hard.

it uh, kind of was.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Satan weed number

nice

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

thrawn527 posted:

Hannity is now describing the storming of the hotel room like it's Die Hard.

I don't know how you can stand to listen to Hannity for an extended period of time but ty for the updates.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/ElnrRoosesvelte/status/914910974972489729

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




YOU
ARE
A
PIECE
OF
poo poo
HOPE
THAT
HELPS

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

The day the music died

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
local news just had a mental health professional on to talk about comforting kids about this shooting and he basically called out the station saying children shouldn't see the the videos of the incident repeatedly lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Die Hard was great.

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Today's more of a 1488 day than a 666 669 kinda day

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yossarian-22 posted:

Satan weed number

nice

:thunk:

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

shiksa posted:

it uh, kind of was.

Except if Hans had already blown his own head off before Bruce Willis even got on the same floor.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lessail posted:

local news just had a mental health professional on to talk about comforting kids about this shooting and he basically called out the station saying children shouldn't see the the videos of the incident repeatedly lol

yeah, hide the video of a man spraying thousands of bullets into a large public crowd, don't let people see this, they might change their mind on guns

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

The day the music died

I was hoping he's shepherd us into the apocalypse and help rebuild our postal system

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Oh poo poo. I just got an email that used the phrase "sweat equity" with no hint of irony. And that same email asked me to donate money.

Serf
May 5, 2011


i wish tom petty and pat robertson's health situations were switched right now

ed balls

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



Every terrible columnist is wracking their brain for the best way to work this stupid pun.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

murked by dragon posted:

tom petty and the heartattack

Ack-ack-ack

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Rip

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

"And I won't, back, down" - Tom Petty's carotid artery

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Except if Hans had already blown his own head off before Bruce Willis even got on the same floor.

oh i thought he was killed when they breached or something. it all blended together.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I guess you could say Tom Petty...is going Into the Great Wide Open

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Pat Robertson is my least favorite Jeff Dunham puppet.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

I like how law enforcement are already saying it's going to be a "long and tedious investigation"

Much like Mueller

What investigation? They know who did it, so at this point the only thing to 'investigate' is his motive, but they'll never really know that, unless the shooter left a note, because the guy is dead.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

that's probably not the right artery - sorry.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Serf posted:

i wish tom petty and pat robertson's health situations were switched right now

ed balls

pat Robertson and pat Buchanan are two pats that I just can't wrap my head around

like why aren't they dead yet ? :thunk:

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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

YOU A loving HAT posted:

I'm so tired of all the "well I NEVER KNEW TIL IT HAPPENED TO MEEE" people in this country. Ppl who decry welfare until they lose their job and need it. people who bitch that healthcare isn't a right, until their mom gets cancer and suddenly oh poo poo half a million dollar chemo bills. Humans in general are so loving terrible at putting themselves in other people's shoes and can only have their worldviews changed when that actual exact scenario happens to them.

And yes, I would like fries with that. Do you accept Burger King competitor coupons?

I agree, but

(a) better late than never, I suppose

(b) they're still better than the folks who, when tragedy befalls, continue to completely separate their own experience from anyone else. NO GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS HAD BETTER REPLACE MY SOCIAL SECURITY

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