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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Why is this so common? Genuinely curious, not being sarcastic. I can certainly take a guess, but I'd like to know for sure.

is it actually common or is it a subreddit of angry incels making generalizations

i am also not being sarcastic because i immediately dismissed it as the latter

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

What do you know in your heart to be true?

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

is the weeb one or the japanese guy wanting to come to America to become a cowboy the first of this series? This thing has been going around for like 15 years and its origin is lost to the mists of time for me

do you really think Rawhide Kobayashi is a real guy

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Riptor posted:

do you really think Rawhide Kobayashi is a real guy

In my dreams....

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

is the weeb one or the japanese guy wanting to come to America to become a cowboy the first of this series? This thing has been going around for like 15 years and its origin is lost to the mists of time for me

I'm pretty sure Gomenasai, I am Ken-sama came first.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Speaking of weebs, chinaboos, and reverse-weebs, apparently Japan has a significant number of people obsessed with a highly romanticized idea of Paris, to the point where the term "Paris Syndrome" has been coined for those who actually went to visit and subsequently had melt downs when they saw the real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

The world is such a strange place. I wonder if some Japanese message board user has made something analogous to the Ken-sama or bento box memes, except with a French-obsessed Japanese guy talking about baguettes (the finest bread on Earth) and champagne (which can only truly be made in Champagne, France).

\/ lol I know dude

Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Oct 3, 2017

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Devils Affricate posted:

Speaking of weebs, chinaboos, and reverse-weebs, apparently Japan has a significant number of people obsessed with a highly romanticized idea of Paris, to the point where the term "Paris Syndrome" has been coined for those who actually went to visit and subsequently had melt downs when they saw the real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

The world is such a strange place. I wonder if some Japanese message board user has made something analogous to the Ken-sama or bento box memes, except with a French-obsessed Japanese guy talking about baguettes (the finest bread on Earth) and champagne (which can only truly be made in Champagne, France).

Well yeah, Champagne is a regionally protected name. like Scotch having to be from scotland, or Parmesan being from only certain areas.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Blistex posted:

No, that's the pinky as it (I guess) is an ideal size for snorting coke. Also just from pantomiming for a few seconds, the pinky works much better as a scoop than your thumbnail would.

Using your thumb demonstrates how much more coke you can afford.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Devils Affricate posted:

Speaking of weebs, chinaboos, and reverse-weebs, apparently Japan has a significant number of people obsessed with a highly romanticized idea of Paris, to the point where the term "Paris Syndrome" has been coined for those who actually went to visit and subsequently had melt downs when they saw the real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

There is a poo poo ton of crap here in Huzhou named Paris-this, Paris-that. My apartment complex is "Paris Spring."

One of my coworkers and I were talking about how bizarre that is, given the number of canals they have here, that if this town were going to obsess over a European city, they don't go with Venice.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

VideoTapir posted:

There is a poo poo ton of crap here in Huzhou named Paris-this, Paris-that. My apartment complex is "Paris Spring."

One of my coworkers and I were talking about how bizarre that is, given the number of canals they have here, that if this town were going to obsess over a European city, they don't go with Venice.

Paris is more famous though

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
It would fit though. People stink and are rude as hell.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Riptor posted:

do you really think Rawhide Kobayashi is a real guy

Well at least THIS guy is real.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEQcqmX7HI

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Chaoshan Girl India Trip Update 02:
She got diarrhea all day yesterday, but went shopping. I told her not to eat at this snack shop near a hotel, because I went there and it gave me diarrhea last time. She ate at the snack shop and has been lying in bed since. LMAO. She's complaining how she has to hand wash everything, and blew $120 USD on clothes yesterday and has to wash all of them. She plans on bringing back a total of 20 dresses to China for herself, her sister, and her friends. There's no way that's going to fit in her baby luggage.

She was having trouble at shops because she was converting everything in her brain to RMB for some reason. RMB and Rupee are almost a 10-to-1 exchange rate (100 RMB = 1000 rupees), but she was being retarded and multiplying. The total bill for her hotel for her trip is 8000 rupees, and she was think it would be 80,000 rupees, which is 8000 RMB (like $1300 USD). She didn't bother to learn about Indian money, and tried to pay for a 20 rupee water with a 2 rupee coin. As someone who does well in business and earn a lot of money every month, I thought it was pretty funny that she was unable to strictly in numbers.

I am not sure if this really happened, but the idiot was carrying all her USD in with her rupees, and apparently paid $100 USD for 100 rupees (like $1.20) of snacks. She is trying to deny it now because I got angry, but I think she's trying to save face. Holy poo poo.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Lol whoever sold her that candy loves Chinese people now.

DangerDan
May 31, 2011

FULTON: The Freshmaker
Just wanted to remind everyone that the hot takes machine of Internet op-eds knows that China will soon rule the world!!!

https://www.truthdig.com/articles/the-end-of-empire/

Highlights include citing China being better at all technology and also their infallible economy.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Every English teacher in China has this same story:

https://i.imgur.com/2ktAv27.gifv

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Bajaj posted:

Every English teacher in China has this same story:

https://i.imgur.com/2ktAv27.gifv

LOL, where the hell is this from? Also, gotta wonder where he found his wife...

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That bloody owns.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

oohhboy posted:

That bloody owns.

Lets see the suit.

bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

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Lets see the suit.
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Lol

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

nickmeister posted:

LOL, where the hell is this from? Also, gotta wonder where he found his wife...

Buster Keaton in "Hard Luck" (1921)

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
I'm LOL'ing at that "dragon rising" article. Since when is China a "military juggernaut?" I'm willing to entertain the notion that Trump is the heralding of America's downfall, but I can't imagine anyone who knows about China and isn't a paid shill could really believe that China would be able to fill America's shoes as the world's super power.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

nickmeister posted:

I'm LOL'ing at that "dragon rising" article. Since when is China a "military juggernaut?" I'm willing to entertain the notion that Trump is the heralding of America's downfall, but I can't imagine anyone who knows about China and isn't a paid shill could really believe that China would be able to fill America's shoes as the world's super power.
The psychology of those articles is really interesting.

Picking on China is largely a "well who else is there" argument. China's economy could ostensibly get bigger than the USA's (it won't, but its at least in the realm of 'not mathematically impossible' presuming you buy their GDP numbers as real, which again, they're not), and that's what people look for when talking about superpowers. India could maybe do something there given three or four decades of good governance but gently caress off if you think that's happening any time this century.

Beyond that every superpower suggestion you could muster, even the cop out of "the EU", can only be met with peals of laughter.

The reality of the situation is that if America retreats, the world is going back to a political situation that looks a lot more like the 1750s, where there's no truly global powers and regional powers dick each other over at the slightest provocation and there's no consequences. But nobody wants to admit that because to admit that is to admit that the USA does a lot of good for the world and that's anathema to half the loving planet.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Neat video on China's (difficult) geography:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5VFxHrLi4

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the "china rising" narrative is fundamentally about one thing and that's the chinese economy and as that peters out we will likely see less "china rising" poo poo. that's already happened actually, I'm seeing "china will soon be the world's largest economy" appearing as an unquestioned fact far less frequently than I used to

people who still sell the "china rising" narrative do it either on the basis of total ignorance of macroeconomics (6.7% GDP is higher than 2%, therefore faaaaaaart) or they recognize all of the problems that the chinese economy has but ignore them for stupid and arbitrary reasons.

I just read a really bad article in the New York Review of Books and there are honestly too many things wrong with it to list in one post but one of the things that stuck out was

quote:

Auslin’s analysis is grounded in the contested set of ideas that used to be called the Washington Consensus—the belief that free markets, free trade, and political democracy are necessary for economies to grow and political systems to be stable. Since the Chinese approach disregards this theory, Auslin thinks the country will stumble before it seriously challenges American preeminence. He sees many problems in the Chinese economy, including the excessive number and size of state-owned enterprises, opaque corporate governance, huge government debt (200 percent of GDP by some estimates), a property bubble, and overdependence on exports. But this adds up simply to a description of how the economy is run, not to an argument that this way of running it will not work.

In fact, the Chinese economy is not as vulnerable as Auslin thinks. First, because the Chinese currency, the yuan, is not freely convertible, it is difficult for yuan holders to invest on a large scale anywhere but China without government permission. To be sure, there is a dribble of capital abroad sufficient to allow the purchase of high-end real estate in Vancouver, Los Angeles, and New York, but this is hardly enough to starve investment in China or subject the yuan to currency speculation. Second, just as the US dollar enjoys the “exorbitant privilege” of being accepted everywhere as a bearer of value even though it is not backed by any tangible asset, so too the Chinese yuan is accepted by participants in the Chinese economy and even to a limited extent overseas as a bearer of value, which gives the government the ability to print money at will in order to stimulate economic growth, with limited risk of inflation.

Third, both the debtors and the creditors in the Chinese economy are mostly government entities, so the government can adjust their debt relationships without causing a financial crisis. Beijing worked its way out of previous debt overhangs by creating “asset management companies” (or “bad banks”) to take bad loans off the books of state banks, and it worked. Such tactics can be used again if necessary.

:psyduck:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

a really bad article

lol

So the key to success is just running your economy as if you were a criminal enterprise instead of a legitimate governing body, got it.

Even in a completely amoral, Machiavellian sense this strategy ultimately fails due to the fact that the international community will lose confidence as the bubble becomes impossible to ignore. Also there's the whole issue of having a populace 95% only educated enough to perform manual labor or basic service jobs, with no educational infrastructure or strategy to lift them out of it. The moment it stops being lucrative for other countries to outsource their labor to China is the moment poo poo starts seriously hitting the fan.

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me

Accretionist posted:

Neat video on China's (difficult) geography:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5VFxHrLi4

This is a really bad video because Taiwan is not part of China and is Number 1. The video did not go into this.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
also it's dumb, and bad

a bad, dumb video

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Modest Mao posted:

also it's dumb, and bad

a bad, dumb video

As long as they concentrate in business, not killing human like usa, its good

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

GoutPatrol posted:

As long as they concentrate in business, not killing human like usa, its good

But don't they have whole factories dedicated to working people to death? or generating human-killing pollution?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

nickmeister posted:

But don't they have whole factories dedicated to working people to death? or generating human-killing pollution?

Since when was the East Coast designated as a factory?

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I saw this on r/China, but it's all those dumbos going on their same bullshit vacation destination at once during National Week. How un-fun and terrible can they continue to make their holidays?



If Tantan is any indicator, every girl there took the exact same loving photo of them with sunglasses and cloth over their head and wrapped around their necks, with a dune in the background so we know they went to the desert.

One girl I know chose a small island in Thailand for the holiday, with a beautiful hotel room with a private pool, high on a hill with a spectacular view of the ocean and other small islands around. She's bored. Why? She can't swim. She doesn't like looking at water.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I was deleting crap off of my phone and I realized that I never posted this photo I had in my Tantan folder. I believe I matched with her, otherwise I would have had no way to get the full-size photo. This is prime sixhead quality, and one of my new favs.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Yikes, seriously what sort of medical conditions is causing 20-somethings or even teens to get 80 year old lady thinning hair? Is it just the horrible food and pollution?

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Baronjutter posted:

Yikes, seriously what sort of medical conditions is causing 20-somethings or even teens to get 80 year old lady thinning hair? Is it just the horrible food and pollution?
The weirdest part to me is that even though men with thinning hair is normal, you don't really see or notice it on men at the ages these girls/women are doing their balding. Like, a 20-year-old girl should not be balding, but they are, and their boyfriends aren't (though Mainland men have their own set of issues). It could be a variety of reasons, and it seems to affect them off and on. Chaoshan Girl has twice gone through "normal head of hair into thinning hair" phases since I've met her. I had one while I was in China last time, it lasted about two months and I have no clue what caused it. My hair was falling out like mad and even the photos at the time showed that my hair was thinning in the front. Then it went away as mysteriously as it began.

I always just assumed it was life-long malnutrition combined with the rampant hormone fluctuations caused by unregulated industrial chemicals in everything. I ask every single person I know that goes those body checks for work that many jobs require, and they all say the the report says they are low in iron and/or have anemia.

My favorite is when I point out that a woman is balding or her hair is thinning, the response is always "everyone has that, she is not balding. It is normal!"

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Eh, I know a girl in NZ who's born and raised here, Chinese parents, but has the same issue. It's not diet, or at least not exclusively. Genes gonna gene!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I went and saw the Batu Caves the other day. They're amazing caverns that go back into this big, sheer mesa in what's now the northern outskirts of KL; generations of Hindus have used them as a shrine site. One of the caves is full of figures telling the story of the Ramayana, but high above pidgeons are flapping around and every so often a monkey scurries through. In another, the biggest of the caverns, they're building a big temple complex at the moment (visitors are asked to help by carrying a brick up the stairs to the cave mouth). As I looked around the soaring heights of the cave, among shafts of light that flew in through holes in the top of the mesa high above, my eyes were drawn to a singular inscription, about twenty feet from the floor on the eastern wall of the cavern.

中正國中一九四八

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008








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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

These own!

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