|
Heffer posted:The National Strategic Prayer Reserve is running dangerously low. What is the warmest condolence to prayer ratio these days?
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 22:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 20:04 |
|
|
Catastrophe posted:lol can you imagine Donald Trump trying to shoot at a range? I feel like he'd dangerously and clumsily violate every rule within the first 15 seconds, accidentally shoot a round into the floor, and then do his dismissive shuffle away while mumbling nonsense. "Flagging more like FEL-agging am I right Pencey-boy? You know like suckin on the ding dong? Ahh you're no fun Mike. Look here, so called *fingerquotes* INSTRUCTOR here is my Safety *Blackhawk Down flexy-finger*, don't be a baby they're not even big bullet wounds but because you are being a Nasty baby about it I'm gonna sue you AND tweet about you, you Nasty Baby who jumped in front of me #MAGA TRUMP OUT"
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:01
|
|
|
Most Americans have a 6" - 18" layer of adipose tissue encasing their organs so AP bullets are pretty necessary imo.
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:03
|
|
|
Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:If you want to shoot guns for sport, why can't you just use ear protection like people do in every other country on earth? Seriously, guns are dangerous tools you take out for very special occasions. Turning them into tacticool toys is partly what's driving this weird, deranged fetishisation of firearms. I mean, nobody ever tried to gently caress an ugly hunting rifle or a .38 revolver. It's always the tacticool AR-15 with silencer, a grenade launcher and pocket calculator attachments, that people get their dick stuck in. I don't want to continue this derail for much longer but I do have an honest answer. If it quiets it down enough that you don't need hearing protection while outdoors, then you don't also have to deal with the downside of wearing hearing protection: You can't hear anything else either. That could be useful for hearing noises while hunting, hearing a friend you're hunting with who's speaking with you, not startling as many animals with a shot, etc. But they are super not required. I'm just saying I can see benefits immediately. I can also see the downsides. Just saying they aren't only made for people who want to play Mission Impossible assassin in their free time.
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:17
|
|
|
I hope Geary Danley sues the poo poo out of the right wing website that has loving White House press credentials
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:30
|
|
|
I think trump is playing the long game where eventually the piss tape won't be the most embarrassing thing on his record
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:32
|
|
|
Jel Shaker posted:I think trump is playing the long game where eventually the piss tape won't be the most embarrassing thing on his record he could just whip out his cock and piss on the press and then release the tape and say "see that bed? thats YOU" *throws up devil horns*
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:39
|
|
|
Egbert Souse posted:Have the thoughts and prayers arrived yet?
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:44
|
|
|
lmao that makes me want to start showing up to disasters with an empty cardboard box that says THOUGHTS & PRAYERS on the side and go around asking first responders where they need them
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:45
|
|
|
i heard trump on the radio talking about candles or lights or something and wow your president is loving awful lol
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:46
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:i heard trump on the radio talking about candles or lights or something and wow your president is loving awful lol You are not incorrect, please feel free to join the peanut gallery lol
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:50
|
|
|
Burt Sexual posted:Aren’t hollow points the best for home defense/drop him where he stands stuff? I always heard it was Glasers.
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:54
|
|
|
Egbert Souse posted:Have the thoughts and prayers arrived yet? Due to governmental mismanagement they're all stuck at the san pablo docks.
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2017 23:58
|
|
|
Jel Shaker posted:I think trump is playing the long game where eventually the piss tape won't be the most embarrassing thing on his record he's gotta get in front of this thing and make us a homegrown, none of this russian VHS potato bullshit
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:11
|
|
|
The shocking twist is that Trump was holding the camera and it was Ted Cruz getting peed on
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:13
|
|
|
Kak posted:I'm living in the alternate timeline where Biff stole the sports almanac. There is no way the last two years would have happened in the regular one.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:17
|
|
|
Oh wow https://twitter.com/katemather/status/914980381459308544
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:22
|
|
|
Obsidianheart posted:I always heard it was Glasers. Idk what that is. Will it fit in my 9mm?
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:24
|
|
|
hseroK divaD posted:idk man, this looks awesome My friend has a story about one of her relatives, an uncle I think, who was a southern (southern Illinois, which is basically the south) good old boy. He said he was on his porch out in the country one night, when a big black triangular UFO slowly moved overhead. So he did what came naturally to a country man, he went inside, got a hunting rifle, came back out and started shooting at it. After a few shots, a sliver of light appeared, a door opened up, and in clear American English, a voice called out: "Stop shooting, you stupid motherfucker!" And the UFO silently moved on.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:44
|
|
|
Burt Sexual posted:Idk what that is. Will it fit in my 9mm? It's like a hollowpoint filled with birdshot. It was designed for use on airplanes to shoot hijackers without puncturing the hull. You can buy a box of 9mm for about $30, I think? Super-lovely if you're shooting more than 30 feet away or at someone behind cover more robust than a couch.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:57
|
|
|
An armed society is a polite society *gets skull misted by 17 rifles lashed together in the shape of a dick and balls*
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 00:59
|
|
|
Trump Administration is supporting the new (& awful) anti-abortion law in Congress that bans abortions after 20 weeks. Vote is tomorrow in the House.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:02
|
|
|
Back on subject, slightly. Imagine Trump being at a firing range again when someone walks in with a gun that's significantly larger than his. How long until the 4 day Twitter meltdown happens? Bonus lol if he asks to try it out but his stubby Vienna sausage fingers are too small to reach the trigger.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:04
|
|
|
Kumo posted:Trump Administration is supporting the new (& awful) anti-abortion law in Congress that bans abortions after 20 weeks. STATE'S RIGHTS!!!!!! oh wai
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:04
|
|
|
FuturePastNow posted:a door opened up, and in clear American English, a voice called out: "Stop shooting, you stupid motherfucker!" Me at every red light tbh.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:05
|
|
|
Kumo posted:Trump Administration is supporting the new (& awful) anti-abortion law in Congress that bans abortions after 20 weeks. Doesn't this run directly contrary to the Roe v Wade decision (abortion legal specifically up to the point of viability)? Can congress pass laws that are incongruent with supreme court decisions?
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:21
|
|
|
Yeah I was not expecting ammonium nitrate levels of ennui there, I'm gonna 86 my drunken rich guy deciding to throw it all away on a whim idea. You should post this in the Vegas thread lol Waffle House fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Oct 3, 2017 |
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:25
|
|
|
Devils Affricate posted:Doesn't this run directly contrary to the Roe v Wade decision (abortion legal specifically up to the point of viability)? Can congress pass laws that are incongruent with supreme court decisions? Short answer: yes. Roe v. Wade isn't the controlling case, not really anyway. Planned Parenthood v. Casey is what created the framework for our modern understanding of abortion jurisprudence (along with other cases). Congress has broad purview to pass legislation and has passed anti-abortion laws in the past. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzales_v._Carhart And it depends by what you mean by "incongruent". Much of this is tinged with emotion & political inclinations, so incongruency becomes a matter of opinion. If passed, it will likely be cause lawsuits which may lead to a Supreme Court case, which may be the point- trying to get abortions made illegal again. Kumo fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Oct 3, 2017 |
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:37
|
|
|
Meanwhile on other side https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/914770094487670784 64% poll on Yes
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:43
|
|
|
Maybe Trump can hand a belated win to Big Luther by putting Roy Moore up for the next Supreme Court opening.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:47
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Meanwhile on other side The lol here is that this isn't a vote or referendum, it's a non binding postal survey because our government is poo poo and any positive result will get no significant response.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:55
|
|
|
 lotsa lols here, fellas. get em while you can
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 01:58
|
|
|
KrunkMcGrunk posted:
This is straight up my alloley thank you for these.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:03
|
|
|
KrunkMcGrunk posted:
This is a big, perhaps... bigly, lol. That's maga!
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:12
|
|
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:An armed society is a polite society *gets skull misted by 17 rifles lashed together in the shape of a dick and balls* An armed society is a polite society *entire loving white wedding gets turned to swiss cheese because a firecracker went off*
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:12
|
|
|
KrunkMcGrunk posted:
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:18
|
|
|
KrunkMcGrunk posted:
lol they can't comprehend an old rich white guy shooting up a concert
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:18
|
|
|
Powershift posted:At this point it wouldn't surprise me if the NRA is funded by the russian government to destabilize the United States. DING DING DING DING DING Let's see what he won, Bob! Donald J. Trump is the President of the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:24
|
|
|
KrunkMcGrunk posted:
Why won't imgur let me see the full size image on mobile?
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:27
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 20:04 |
|
|
tangy yet delightful posted:Why won't imgur let me see the full size image on mobile? because they don't want you to break your device in a fit of rage
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2017 02:31
|
|
