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Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

SilverSupernova posted:

Is it just me or do the moloids all look like they're just dudes in costumes there?

Upcoming footage of their next attack:

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graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Kurui Reiten posted:

Upcoming footage of their next attack:


Lenny rolled into an ARMADILLO-LIKE ball and is spin dashing!

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Oh... So the last three strips achieved nothing.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

the same could be said of any spiderman day

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


The joke is that Tyrannus hasn't actually moved and it just turns out Moley has a terrible sense of direction.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

What?

Even by NSM standards the casual mention of "oh yeah they can tunnel through the loving molten core of the planet earth and I guess Tyrannus is also immune to that somehow" is pretty nuts.

Also the line "now they're both behind and ahead of us", which obviously means they split into two groups but is still a very silly way to say that.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

What?

Even by NSM standards the casual mention of "oh yeah they can tunnel through the loving molten core of the planet earth and I guess Tyrannus is also immune to that somehow" is pretty nuts.

Also the line "now they're both behind and ahead of us", which obviously means they split into two groups but is still a very silly way to say that.

The molten core is also kinda, uuuh, gigantic. And probably a lot deeper down what with how cool it is where they are. I guess if they're all running around the core and these guys just did a straight line as per the old trigonometry math problem but, yeah.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

That's just what the mainstream surface-media want you to believe.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Haha look at this guy who thinks the earth isn't hollow.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Endless Mike posted:

Haha look at this guy who thinks the earth isn't hollow.

Those of us who read Batman Odyssey know the truth.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Melvin just forgot that he's on the west coast.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Look at this guy who doesn't know we live on the inside.

KaoliniteMilkshake
Jul 9, 2010

We have significant evidence from both the Earth's magnetic field (generated by convection) and seismic data that the Earth has a liquid outer core. We also have some chemical data and some seismic data indicating a solid iron inner core.

We also have a preponderance of evidence that NSM science is loving batshit, I mean goddamn.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

KaoliniteMilkshake posted:

We also have a preponderance of evidence that NSM science is loving batshit, I mean goddamn.







I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Any superhero story will have bullshit science. Either that or magic, and when you think about it, magic is the bullshittiest of all sciences.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



This is gonna be gross

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Hey spiderman. whats up. please surrender.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Synthbuttrange posted:



This is gonna be gross

Hopefully this will look just like drinking out of the wrong grail in Indy 3.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Synthbuttrange posted:



This is gonna be gross

"Oh yeah, we murdered this guy ten minutes ago."

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
Spider-man! A man, a spider, a...







I don't remember spidey being such a douche?

Greggster fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Oct 3, 2017

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Mole-Man calls him an old friend even when he's trying to kill him. A true class act.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Begemot posted:

"Oh yeah, we murdered this guy ten minutes ago."

"Stop us, Tyrannus? You think I'm some cheap Sony movie Spider-Man?"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm glad they included just one gimp at Tyrannus's side.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he completely forgot about the fountain, which is the whole reason he turned against kala. has nsm finally met his match????

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume he's a blood relative.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he completely forgot about the fountain, which is the whole reason he turned against kala. has nsm finally met his match????

he's forgotten like 4 times now

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
The dementia is already setting in. Soon he'll open the fridge door and forget what he was there to grab :ohdear:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Tyrannus or Spider-Man?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SilverSupernova posted:

Tyrannus or Spider-Man?

You know what they say: You either die a costume-wearing penniless super-hero to brick-related trauma, or you live long enough to see yourself become the immortal final emperor of Rome...

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Begemot posted:

"Oh yeah, we murdered this guy ten minutes ago."

Nope he is napping like that nice Kree my costumed son is taking care of!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Fact: fountain-of-youth immortals look like skeletons when they sleep. He'll be just fine once he wakes up.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Cat Mattress posted:

Any superhero story will have bullshit science. Either that or magic, and when you think about it, magic is the bullshittiest of all sciences.

Any sufficiently bullshit science is indistinguishable from magic.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Cat Mattress posted:

Fact: fountain-of-youth immortals look like skeletons when they sleep. He'll be just fine once he wakes up.

That's why hes so wacky, he'd die in his sleep. Hasn't slept in years

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
:ohdear:




Greggster fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Oct 4, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



rip

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Stone cold Moley.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007



this is good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ikasuhito posted:

Stone cold Moley.

His face in panel one is the cold, emotionless visage of a true King :ohdear:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



lol @ all of these

e: The last one is definitely the funniest, though. Each panel is a painting...a signed one, even!

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Oct 4, 2017

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey Spidey's making some sense there. Broken clock.

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