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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MariusLecter posted:

He put the penis where the butt should be and the butt where the penis should be

dickbutt

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ArmZ posted:

there was also the guy that made chlorine gas to test his new mask he bought.

wasnt he mixing ammonia w bleach

because that makes chloramine which is so much worse

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

guys dont eat the rich youll contract kudzu

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

oddium posted:

it says "kiken" which is like "danger"

drat, they really hate Jews. :(

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
*housekeeper going from suite to suite with a metal detector, doing a sweep* Room is clear :hai: Nothing to see here, *closes door, leaving room messy*

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Lastgirl posted:

are you insinuating that the housekeepers are not trained in the way of detection, having completed the most rigorous job orientation and testing to satisfy and meet their occupational demands of seeking out arsenals and potential explosives?

have some respect for them

they're out there on the front lines every day w/ ed balls leading them

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/915212628166893570

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the "m" in Mnuchin stands for moist.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

*housekeeper going from suite to suite with a metal detector, doing a sweep* Room is clear :hai: Nothing to see here, *closes door, leaving room messy*

housekeeping is what they called the people who cleaned up murder scenes in la femme nikita

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

fat rich guy disguise is op imo not even the ninja kungfu maids can spot you tru that one

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
on that note la femme nikita owned

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

babypolis posted:

guys dont eat the rich youll contract kudzu

kudzu sposed to be good eatin but i aint never tried none

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

*housekeeper going from suite to suite with a metal detector, doing a sweep* Room is clear :hai: Nothing to see here, *closes door, leaving room messy*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

babypolis posted:

guys dont eat the rich youll contract kudzu

*eats rich, suddenly sprouts thousands of vines*

oh god oh no oh no healp ehl (being gagged by vines growing out of my mouth, and nose, and ears, and eye sockets*

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

its true really

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

"at least the money is o k"

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

*housekeeper going from suite to suite with a metal detector, doing a sweep* Room is clear :hai: Nothing to see here, *closes door, leaving room messy*
"Command this is busboy two charlie delta. Room 12 floor 7. Possible tangos in room reading "DO NOT ENTER". Breach. Breach. Breach."

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

babypolis posted:

guys dont eat the rich youll contract kudzu

noble sacrifice for the greater good

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



brugroffil posted:

Even then, Vegas is a convention town. It would be perfectly normal for some middle aged white dude to have tons of these in his room for some trade show:



BICSI literally just ended on thursday i think, there were probably a shitload of convention people in town

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
*goes to trump casino and pulls slot machine, it lands on 3 bullets and i get shot in the face*

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

babypolis posted:

fat rich guy disguise is op imo not even the ninja kungfu maids can spot you tru that one

sounds pro af tbh

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MINDS BLOOOOOOOWN

https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/914896011029630976

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
How close was he to out of ammo before the police found him? I mean, if he fired 300 rounds but had 1500 rounds remaining when the police came his way and he killed himself, then I guess that's good...?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


euphronius posted:

lol in comparison Bush had an amazing response

A+!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I realized just how his response to EVERYTHING is "good news! It wasn't worse!"

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


loving this particular geohell where a guy can shoot 600 people and our only response is to praise the police for theoretically preventing moderately more people from being shot

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Spoeank posted:

I realized just how his response to EVERYTHING is "good news! It wasn't worse!"

That's why he's such a good businessman

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



wasnt rainbow 6 about some dudes holed up in a vegas strip hotel shooting the crowd?

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Oh poo poo you think

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








im going to be really disappointed if he and flynn are the only people that go down in this.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

only the news media uses curry as a verb

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is a dumb take akin to "why doesn't everyone fight with elegant Japanese steel"

We Need to Talk About Kevin...

...He's stockpiling crowbow bolts.





(Is anyone else have problems when clicking on a quoted posted and it taking forever to jump to that post?)

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


punchymcpunch posted:

wasnt rainbow 6 about some dudes holed up in a vegas strip hotel shooting the crowd?

it was about ECO TERRORISTS murdering the whole planet because Tom Clancy was a right wing loon

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is a dumb take akin to "why doesn't everyone fight with elegant Japanese steel"

well why don't they

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

oh, nice grip, but really, using a OXO Good Grips Any-Angle Broom? pfft amateur

you should using the O-Cedar Dual-Action Angler Broom with the taclight for maximum sweepage of the area, dumbass. How are you supposed to retwine the straws if the ammo clip is in the way :smuggo:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


FizFashizzle posted:

im going to be really disappointed if he and flynn are the only people that go down in this.

I'll be satisfied if they get the Kush because it'll be hilarious

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

prefect posted:

drat, they really hate Jews. :(

Crazy thing is that the japs loving loved jews even when the imperials were shacked up with hitler in WWII.

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