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LawfulWaffle posted:I'm sorry, but I don't think this got the appropriate attention. Imagine being so smug and desperate to be different that you look at your online communities and say "No, I'm not wolfkin, I'm not eaglekin, I'm not fairykin, I'm not dragonkin, I'm not spacekin. I'm Jesuskin." Which means, as far as I know, that you think you share your body with Jesus. It's tone-deaf to the core Christian tenants that Jesus sacrificed himself so that everyone can have a little of his divinity (freeing humans from the yoke of original sin) and ignores the ritual of Communion, where whole congregations symbolically ingest parts of Jesus making them all, in a small way, Jesuskin. It's like a perfect microcosm of everything I think is crazy about the *kin community and their pitiful one-upsmanship to be the most special snowflake in the webring. I hope this kid gets dunked on constantly. I think most christians think they share their body with Jesus, depending on how literal they are about letting him in to their heart. And christians are often very literal.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I think most christians think they share their body with Jesus, depending on how literal they are about letting him in to their heart. And christians are often very literal. Sure, but I think that image is going above and beyond, saying "I have an even closer connection that you, not because of actions by you or me, but because I'm *Jesuskin*."
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 17:10 |
A lot of Christian cults are basically led by Jesuskin.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:02 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I think most christians think they share their body with Jesus, depending on how literal they are about letting him in to their heart. And christians are often very literal. Is that where gems like this come from?
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:20 |
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I'm in love with the nunchucks hanging on the door to show he's dangerous
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:24 |
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That's one of those pictures where the longer you look at it the stupider it gets. Why are there random playing cards? What's the candle for? Why is the perspective on the ashtray so hosed up? What's with the door handle and the random single handprint? Why the skull?
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:25 |
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Jesus always stealing my drugs. Dude has a problem.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:26 |
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Heath posted:That's one of those pictures where the longer you look at it the stupider it gets. Why are there random playing cards? What's the candle for? Why is the perspective on the ashtray so hosed up? What's with the door handle and the random single handprint? Why the skull? As a man of art, I will help you understand this image: The playing cards are to indicate that this is a gambling man. Gambling is a sin and bad. The candle is to show that this man needs additional lighting that is easy on the wallet because he is poor and being poor is bad. The random handprint is not random at all. It represents our druggie friend's lack of ability to leave his addiction. He traps himself inside his apartment, which is a metaphor but also literally a shithole. The door knob has nunchucks on it because he's hella bad rear end. (I guess being hella badass is a sin). The skull is there to represent death with all the subtly of a fart in the mouth. The perspective of the ashtray is hosed up because the artist is bad. I hope this help you understa - Wait a minute ... do the cracks on the wall form some sort of lovely map of the Americas because I swear that's Alaska over Jesus' right shoulder and South America to his left.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:34 |
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I'm gonna be 85 years old saying that furries are stupid and I'm gonna be on the wrong side of history huh
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:40 |
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zoux posted:
Aghhh, why are the teeth so small?!?
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:21 |
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King of Foolians posted:Aghhh, why are the teeth so small?!? Because you have to fit a squeak toy in there and making the teeth bigger would block more of the sound. That's literally why.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:33 |
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zoux posted:
The winners write the history books. You know what to do.
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chitoryu12 posted:A lot of Christian cults are basically led by Jesuskin. There's some interesting Christian leaders in early 20th century America claimed to be God. They were effectively the forerunners of what's now called prosperity gospel (because they were often real estate magnates and maintained fleets of limousines) and charismatic Christianity. I will give you an example: "Father Divine posted:Father Divine (c. 1876 – September 10, 1965), also known as Reverend M. J. Divine, was an African American spiritual leader[2] from about 1907 until his death. His full self-given name was Reverend Major Jealous Divine, and he was also known as "the Messenger" early in his life. He founded the International Peace Mission movement, formulated its doctrine, and oversaw its growth from a small and predominantly black congregation into a multiracial and international church.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:34 |
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text me a vag pic posted:As a man of art, I will help you understand this image: And that's a hosed-up UK over the lamp.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:53 |
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He's sitting in a chair? I thought he was standing and Jesus was super tall. The perspective is really bad
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:57 |
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https://i.imgur.com/jFS42zB.gifv
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:52 |
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All of these people might actually own
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 22:10 |
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Randaconda posted:All of these people might actually own u should get banned for posting this, you know these people all own.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 22:13 |
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Hot date with Laverne DeFazio.
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:Hot date with Laverne DeFazio. Does your balloon ever land? (I started watching that show last year; it's great) also one of the best all-time opening credit sequences https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRmKzxhMzwo
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 23:34 |
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Randaconda posted:All of these people might actually own The 70s look really loving cool. I missed out on a chill time for being a dude.
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text me a vag pic posted:As a man of art, I will help you understand this image: Pretty sure the candle is for heroin, but I think the artist would also agree with your interpretation.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 00:15 |
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Randaconda posted:All of these people might actually own What's wrong with you they all own.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 00:38 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 00:49 |
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Oh, man, the autist formerly known as ADF, it's been a long time.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:43 |
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Randaconda posted:All of these people might actually own So you just discovered the Internet K-Hole?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:48 |
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quote:Is that chrischan?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:49 |
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As someone else said, "Pronouns: jowl, jowls, jowlself."
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:55 |
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I'm the stretched out Black Flag tattoo.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 03:01 |
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Oh man. That's a *choker* with spikes on. It looked like they'd wrapped a headphones cord around their neck.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 03:22 |
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To be fair what wouldn't be a choker on them
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 03:47 |
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Sludge Tank posted:Is that chrischan? No, it's Isabel Rosa Araujo, formerly known as Ahuviya Rotem Harel, formerly known as ADF-Fuensalida, formerly known as Philip Hawkins-Delici. I may be leaving out a few of the a/k/as.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:34 |
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Yeah sorry but these people kick rear end
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:59 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm the stretched out Black Flag tattoo. Blech Flag more like
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 05:06 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm the stretched out Black Flag tattoo.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 05:13 |
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This dude is legit awesome. About the only thing I can possibly ding him for is the hair, and it was the 70s, it's not his fault.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 05:16 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm the stretched out Black Flag tattoo. Blech Flab
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 07:36 |
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beer incoming. it's for you
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 07:37 |
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WTF it's like someone painted a face on a balloon animal with makeup.
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Sludge Tank posted:Is that chrischan?
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