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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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tuyop posted:

I've now read like five articles about the paper towel thing and I still don't know what it MEANS.

Everyone is just like, "This happened" or, sometimes "This idiot did this." But I need INTERPRETATION. It just makes no sense at all. One article also mentioned that he held up a can of chicken breast. Why?!

Imagine a post-apocalyptic movie where the leader of the evil hell nation travels to a region devastated by a natural disaster and throws supplies out to the crowd of what I assume are all carefully vetted plants and media with the enthusiasm of a cheerleader slingshotting free t-shirts into the crowd during half time without understanding how pompous and disconnected that action looks. That's real life right now.

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timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I have no idea what thread Cernovich & Baked Alaska poo poo belongs in. Maybe they should have their own thread or something. Anyway,

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/915285948367335424

I like the idea that this Vic Berger IV guy, who I've only ever heard of due to posts in this thread, is a Twitter Blue Check Certified journalist whose only job is to dunk on Baked Alaska on a weekly basis

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Egbert Souse posted:

Why does Trump have Sting’s eyebrows from Dune?

kwisatz fattyrach

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


My prediction for trump in vegas:

"When i heard there was a tragedy in Las Vegas i was so happy, i own a hotel there, i'll rent the secret service some rooms in my hotel for $1,800 a night, stay for a few days and play golf, i'll make so much money, i'll probably be the first president to make money while golfing in Las Vegas. I wish Isis would knock down a few of these buildings so mine would be the tallest. Thanks!"

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Stoatbringer posted:

So after he's done sorting out PR he's going to head over to Las Vegas and offer them kind, wise, thoughtful words of support?
:cripes:

He'll bring some paper towels to throw at the survivors and wounded.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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timp posted:

I like the idea that this Vic Berger IV guy, who I've only ever heard of due to posts in this thread, is a Twitter Blue Check Certified journalist whose only job is to dunk on Baked Alaska on a weekly basis

He's a video editor who made all those funny debate edits during election season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

The Atlantic posted:

Later, after his briefing, Trump visited a church where he tossed toilet paper and paper towels into the crowd, shooting them like basketballs to a crowd.

:hmbol: I can't even make an easy joke I'm laughing too loud.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/10/trump-puerto-rico-visit/541869/

https://twitter.com/calebecarma/status/915281461435092992

God damnit how the hell did I miss the previous posts on this?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/915259395050758144

burning swine
May 26, 2004



But Donnie could not stop hitting himself, for Jesus was hitting him with his own hands.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

LordSloth posted:

:hmbol: I can't even make an easy joke I'm laughing too loud.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/10/trump-puerto-rico-visit/541869/

https://twitter.com/calebecarma/status/915281461435092992

God damnit how the hell did I miss the previous posts on this?

Satire is dead. What possible onion article could there possibly be on this? Trump handing our flyers to his hotel on the island? Trump calling PR part of Mexico?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Trump gonna bust out a tshirt cannon and then a regaetone horn. The people will enjoy it.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


haha holy poo poo.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/915290385802555393

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

Guys, in these trying times remember this; the republicans ran reality TV star and orange faced retard donald trump...And he won! Ruining the reputation of both political parties and further that of the US. And no one can take that lol away from us.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Feckless oaf lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

whodatwhere posted:

Guys, in these trying times remember this; the republicans ran reality TV star and orange faced retard donald trump...And he won! Ruining the reputation of both political parties and further that of the US. And no one can take that lol away from us.

https://twitter.com/dave_brown24/st...r%3D803%23pti30

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/914824440562819072

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
feckless oaf Dotard J Trump

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

drat, I got a new twitter to follow

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this is some Marie Antoinette "let them eat cake" poo poo god drat

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007



[quote="“Jose”" post="“477022528”"]
https://twitter.com/dave_brown24/st...r%3D803%23pti30
[/quote]

Solid :hmbol: here

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Burt Sexual posted:

drat, I got a new twitter to follow

they're really good and last year one of the people behind it had a big meltdown using the account about how hard it was coming up wtih funny stuff every day lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Jose posted:

they're really good and last year one of the people behind it had a big meltdown using the account about how hard it was coming up wtih funny stuff every day lol

Content Drought: OVER

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

:barf:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Khaki pants and a white polo shirt? Nice.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Wow he's even more orange than usual

Also what happened to the flotus hat

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Some good avatar material ITT

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/LorenRaeDeJ/sta...r%3D804%23pti39

https://twitter.com/LorenRaeDeJ/status/915041271684706304

https://twitter.com/LorenRaeDeJ/status/915042294683848704

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Beautiful.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


The Inspector Clouseau of presidents.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


so what would it take for chuds to accept trump's dementia? honestly straight up making GBS threads himself probably wouldn't do it

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

THE PRESIDENT: I said, how does it do it in fights? And how do they do in fights with the F-35? They said, we do very well. You can't see it. Literally you can't see it. So it’s hard to fight a plane that you can't see, right?

AIR FORCE REPRESENTATIVE: Sir, we like that.

THE PRESIDENT: But that's an expensive plane that you can't see. And as you probably heard, we cut the price very substantially -- something that other administrations would never have done, that I can tell you. So thank you very much.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I assume if a bunch of people essential to the effort weren't there, and a bunch of people who have nothing to do with it were there, then this wasn't the real meeting.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

World War Mammories posted:

so what would it take for chuds to accept trump's dementia? honestly straight up making GBS threads himself probably wouldn't do it

There is no low point. There is only lolling hard at the chuds humping their maga hats to the bitter end

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
People just need to start being openly disrespectful to Trump, I want one of the victims or the family of the victims in Las Vegas to just go up like they are going to shake his hand and take a photo and call him a mentally ill racist that needs to go the gently caress away, have some world leader doing the White House press photo event and just thank him for confirming in person that he was in fact a mentally ill retard and a disgrace, that they just had to see it in person.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


THE PRESIDENT: Well, thank you, everybody. And we're going to make some tours now if anybody has any questions or statements or anything. I know we have a lot of powerful people -- a lot of your heads of your Senate, the heads of your everything. And it's an honor to work with you folks. And we'll all get it done together.

So I appreciate your support and I know you appreciate our support, because our country has really gone all out to help. And it's not only dangerous, it's expensive, it's everything. But I consider it a great honor, maybe because I know so many people from Puerto Rico that are such great people -- I come from New York. But we've gone all out and I consider that, again, a great honor.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. Okay. Thank you all. Let's go make a -- let's go see what we have. Let's go.

END

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol @ this fukken guy

quote:

And he praised the president for his criticism of NFL players who kneeled during the national anthem as a form of protest.

“Who would have ever said a couple years ago that a politician could take on the entire NFL and in one week, win. But by my count 183 players knelt on the national anthem nine days ago and 12 kneeled on Sunday,” he said. “Would that have happened if Hillary Clinton would have been president? No. You would have gone from 180 to everyone.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/10/03/purge-anti-trump-republicans-nick-ayers-243416

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

sir we can't make fighter jets out of gold, it's too soft and heavy

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

sir we can't make fighter jets out of gold, it's too soft and heavy

:chaostrump: 7 years Guantanamo

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