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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

GyverMac posted:

Fun history fact; Urine soaked rags was the thing some allied troops used as a desperate measure against the first gas attacks by the germans!

They even made simple gasmasks out of otter skin!

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Hi thread,

I would like to say thank you for the last couple of days of drama that you have served up. It has been entertainingly distracting in the brief (at least in terms of keeping up with the thread) moments of wifi access that I have had while trying to escort my father across a foreign city so that doctors can fire lasers at his butt.

Derek, you are a diamond in a uranium mine. Please never stop shining in your own special way.

My condolences to those of you who posted about losing a family member.

Extra condolences to those of you still on the block list. rip.



Beet, please sixer me with a direct link to Derek Smart's Desktop Commander. Namaste.

Mangoose
Dec 11, 2007

Come out with your pants down!

Goosfraba posted:

My daughter really likes your avatar. :)



Haha, my five year old son loves it too. I had to google otters for him, we spent like 30 minutes looking at pictures. He now wants one for christmas.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tuo posted:

They even made simple gasmasks out of otter skin!

You could say the way WW1 was handled by the governments of Europe is kinda like how SC is handled; " *1914*Best drat war ever! It will be over by christmas, give us your young men! *christmas time* Everything is going great, we expanded the scope, but we need more men, we promise a break through by next summer! We dont have JPGs yet, but heres some pieces of paper you can buy! *Gas gets introduced* Fidelity is higher than ever! Now our men doesn't need to get blown up or shot, they can die just by breathing! Oh if you see somebody not praising the best drat war ever, ostracize them! You want to get out of this whole mess? You gotta talk to the firing squad first, you drat snowflake!"

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Daztek posted:

Big Rigs???

Your winner!

(or whatever it was.)

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Mangoose posted:

Haha, my five year old son loves it too. I had to google otters for him, we spent like 30 minutes looking at pictures. He now wants one for christmas.

Who doesn't want an otter for christmas, they are awesome critters.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

tooterfish posted:

Just showing my age I think.

There's an old warhams short story about men fighting skaven in the sewers of a city. They use urine soaked rags wrapped around their faces to counteract poison gas bombs thrown by the rats.

I seem to remember this being the way to counter-act globadiers in the Gotrex and Felix books.

Also, I've been asleep for a long time and my dreams were crazy hosed up in a bad way due some of the topics here. Bad memories. Guess I'll just make them see 'jerk detected' for a while.

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Lladre posted:

Who doesn't want an otter for christmas, they are awesome critters.

Derek is a giant idiot for blocking BNBL, no matter how bad his posts are, his avatar always makes up for it.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Oh my. Here we go again…

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Lladre posted:

Who doesn't want an otter for christmas, they are awesome critters.

Vicious soulless creatures;



It'll have your hand off.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

thread suddenly good again

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Another goddam blocker

:negative:

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




I think we needed this.

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
Can someone start a " Citizen of the week " tracker on the run up to citizen con? I want an easy reference so I can review their enthusiasm and all round citizenship after Chris's presentation

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Wuxi posted:

Derek is a giant idiot for blocking BNBL, no matter how bad his posts are, his avatar always makes up for it.

:yeah:

i mean.... what bad posts? :colbert:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


:five: :golfclap:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

baby otter good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_38JDGnr0vA&t=76s

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

EightAce posted:

Can someone start a " Citizen of the week " tracker on the run up to citizen con? I want an easy reference so I can review their enthusiasm and all round citizenship after Chris's presentation

Pretty sure that would be considered doxing around here :grin:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i'm never not going to lmao at seeing that sig jesus loving christ you are a grown rear end man :roflolmao:

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

Percelus posted:

i'm never not going to lmao at seeing that sig jesus loving christ you are a grown rear end man :roflolmao:

You're violating his right to a safe space on the internet where he can be as much of an rear end in a top hat as he wants without consequence.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Percelus posted:

i'm never not going to lmao at seeing that sig jesus loving christ you are a grown rear end man :roflolmao:

I turned sigs on just to see it. 100% worth it.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

I just checked on the thread, and this was the first non-read post. Pro-click 10/10. Would click again.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Derek is averse to clowns and comedy, he hunts but ironically never looks inwards

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo

i hope that cat is named sisyphus

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Until

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

guys like thegremlich wish they could own derek even half as hard as he owns himself every time he posts with that sig on

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

Tank Boy Ken posted:

I just checked on the thread, and this was the first non-read post. Pro-click 10/10. Would click again.

Just think, this image is directly a result of a poster that Derek the Idiot says contributes nothing to the forum.

In summation, Derek delenda est.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Hey guys check out this quote from a /r/dereksmart commando:

Variable 5 posted:

Derek the Idiot
Oh man what an epic own lmaooooo dude

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Mr.Tophat posted:

I seem to remember this being the way to counter-act globadiers in the Gotrex and Felix books.
It was a Gotrex and Felix story, yeah. The first one ever published IIRC.

White Dwarf used to run them, back when it was more than just a £10 advertising brochure.

Who am I kidding, it's always been that.

e: catte

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Oct 3, 2017

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Someone screenshot the sig for us mobile users.

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

Chin posted:

Hey guys check out this quote from a /r/dereksmart commando:
Oh man what an epic own lmaooooo dude

Careful, Derek the idiot is going to add you to his ignore list :ohdear:

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Sandweed posted:

Someone screenshot the sig for us mobile users.

Please DO NOT quote these blocked clowns when they respond to me.
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Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
Also lol at anyone that only posts here to defend Derek after he called us all nazis for saying his bad video game control scheme was bad

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

blocking/ignoring someone that isn't spamming gold selling ads is basically admitting defeat imo

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Somewhere, somehow, some paralegal was tasked with all of this.

Imagine if that was your first day on the job.

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Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Variable 5 posted:

Also lol at anyone that only posts here to defend Derek after he called us all nazis for saying his bad video game control scheme was bad
Who are you referring to when you say "us"?

There are only thread posters and Derek has added more hilarity to this and the last thread than you ever have with your kindergarten grade invective.

If you actually think you're in some cool kids clique well that's just hilariously stupid.

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