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GyverMac posted:Fun history fact; Urine soaked rags was the thing some allied troops used as a desperate measure against the first gas attacks by the germans! They even made simple gasmasks out of otter skin!
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:19 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 14:39 |
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Hi thread, I would like to say thank you for the last couple of days of drama that you have served up. It has been entertainingly distracting in the brief (at least in terms of keeping up with the thread) moments of wifi access that I have had while trying to escort my father across a foreign city so that doctors can fire lasers at his butt. Derek, you are a diamond in a uranium mine. Please never stop shining in your own special way. My condolences to those of you who posted about losing a family member. Extra condolences to those of you still on the block list. rip. Beet, please sixer me with a direct link to Derek Smart's Desktop Commander. Namaste.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:20 |
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Goosfraba posted:My daughter really likes your avatar. Haha, my five year old son loves it too. I had to google otters for him, we spent like 30 minutes looking at pictures. He now wants one for christmas.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:32 |
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tuo posted:They even made simple gasmasks out of otter skin! You could say the way WW1 was handled by the governments of Europe is kinda like how SC is handled; " *1914*Best drat war ever! It will be over by christmas, give us your young men! *christmas time* Everything is going great, we expanded the scope, but we need more men, we promise a break through by next summer! We dont have JPGs yet, but heres some pieces of paper you can buy! *Gas gets introduced* Fidelity is higher than ever! Now our men doesn't need to get blown up or shot, they can die just by breathing! Oh if you see somebody not praising the best drat war ever, ostracize them! You want to get out of this whole mess? You gotta talk to the firing squad first, you drat snowflake!"
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:38 |
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Daztek posted:Big Rigs??? Your winner! (or whatever it was.)
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:42 |
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Mangoose posted:Haha, my five year old son loves it too. I had to google otters for him, we spent like 30 minutes looking at pictures. He now wants one for christmas. Who doesn't want an otter for christmas, they are awesome critters.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:43 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:47 |
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tooterfish posted:Just showing my age I think. I seem to remember this being the way to counter-act globadiers in the Gotrex and Felix books. Also, I've been asleep for a long time and my dreams were crazy hosed up in a bad way due some of the topics here. Bad memories. Guess I'll just make them see 'jerk detected' for a while.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:47 |
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Lladre posted:Who doesn't want an otter for christmas, they are awesome critters. Derek is a giant idiot for blocking BNBL, no matter how bad his posts are, his avatar always makes up for it.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:48 |
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Oh my. Here we go again…
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:49 |
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Lladre posted:Who doesn't want an otter for christmas, they are awesome critters. Vicious soulless creatures; It'll have your hand off.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:50 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:51 |
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thread suddenly good again
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:56 |
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Another goddam blocker
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:57 |
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I think we needed this.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 20:59 |
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Can someone start a " Citizen of the week " tracker on the run up to citizen con? I want an easy reference so I can review their enthusiasm and all round citizenship after Chris's presentation
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:00 |
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Wuxi posted:Derek is a giant idiot for blocking BNBL, no matter how bad his posts are, his avatar always makes up for it. i mean.... what bad posts?
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:02 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:05 |
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baby otter good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_38JDGnr0vA&t=76s
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:11 |
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EightAce posted:Can someone start a " Citizen of the week " tracker on the run up to citizen con? I want an easy reference so I can review their enthusiasm and all round citizenship after Chris's presentation Pretty sure that would be considered doxing around here ----------------
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:15 |
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i'm never not going to lmao at seeing that sig jesus loving christ you are a grown rear end man
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:21 |
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Percelus posted:i'm never not going to lmao at seeing that sig jesus loving christ you are a grown rear end man You're violating his right to a safe space on the internet where he can be as much of an rear end in a top hat as he wants without consequence.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:23 |
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Percelus posted:i'm never not going to lmao at seeing that sig jesus loving christ you are a grown rear end man I turned sigs on just to see it. 100% worth it.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:25 |
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I just checked on the thread, and this was the first non-read post. Pro-click 10/10. Would click again.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:25 |
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Derek is averse to clowns and comedy, he hunts but ironically never looks inwards
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:25 |
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i hope that cat is named sisyphus
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:26 |
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Until
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:27 |
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guys like thegremlich wish they could own derek even half as hard as he owns himself every time he posts with that sig on
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:27 |
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Tank Boy Ken posted:I just checked on the thread, and this was the first non-read post. Pro-click 10/10. Would click again. Just think, this image is directly a result of a poster that Derek the Idiot says contributes nothing to the forum. In summation, Derek delenda est.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:29 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:35 |
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Hey guys check out this quote from a /r/dereksmart commando:Variable 5 posted:Derek the Idiot
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:37 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:I seem to remember this being the way to counter-act globadiers in the Gotrex and Felix books. White Dwarf used to run them, back when it was more than just a £10 advertising brochure. Who am I kidding, it's always been that. e: catte tooterfish fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Oct 3, 2017 |
# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:37 |
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Someone screenshot the sig for us mobile users.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:39 |
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Chin posted:Hey guys check out this quote from a /r/dereksmart commando: Careful, Derek the idiot is going to add you to his ignore list
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:39 |
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Sandweed posted:Someone screenshot the sig for us mobile users. Please DO NOT quote these blocked clowns when they respond to me. ===== AutismVaccine big nipples big life D1E Jobbo_Fett Lladre Mr.Tophat Variable 5
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:40 |
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Also lol at anyone that only posts here to defend Derek after he called us all nazis for saying his bad video game control scheme was bad
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:41 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:41 |
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blocking/ignoring someone that isn't spamming gold selling ads is basically admitting defeat imo
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:42 |
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Somewhere, somehow, some paralegal was tasked with all of this. Imagine if that was your first day on the job.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:46 |
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Variable 5 posted:Also lol at anyone that only posts here to defend Derek after he called us all nazis for saying his bad video game control scheme was bad There are only thread posters and Derek has added more hilarity to this and the last thread than you ever have with your kindergarten grade invective. If you actually think you're in some cool kids clique well that's just hilariously stupid.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:51 |