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Godzilla just destroyed tokyo, Now is not the time to talk about our monster defense program.
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Hihohe posted:Godzilla just destroyed tokyo, Now is not the time to talk about our monster defense program. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/915292645316022272
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Oct 4, 2017 00:08
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:I was always partial to "Day By Penis". I enjoyed the DbD randomizer, which would pick three separate panels from random past strips and put them together, usually making something more coherent than the real thing.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:10
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Didnt I call Garrison's take? Didn't I friggin call it?
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Oct 4, 2017 00:13
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A cartoon about the tragedy in Vegas, featuring two people safely sitting on a couch, going about their usual business, completely unconcerned and unaffected by the tragedy in Vegas. People died, oh well drink coffee read paper talk about those wacky Democrats Like, this pissed me off more than the "HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?" and the "here is a Vegas sign with bullet holes or w/e" cartoons. A conscious effort was made to draw a cartoon about Vegas that unironically, not satirically, treats what happened like a footnote. People were mowed down in the street but honk honk it's just politics. Jesus Christ.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:15
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Scrooge McDuck is rich as hell, but he also has some class and a moral compass. He wouldn't be caught dead near Donald Trump. 
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Oct 4, 2017 00:16
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MechaCrash posted:Scrooge McDuck is rich as hell, but he also has some class and a moral compass. He wouldn't be caught dead near Donald Trump. He had to play off Scrooge getting cursed by a witch doctor for decimating an African village as some sort of unique failure, instead of the sort of poo poo Scrooge would clearly do all the loving time.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:20
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I'm mad, mad about cartoon ducks.
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Gazpacho posted:Didnt I call Garrison's take? Didn't I friggin call it? Gazpacho posted:Upcoming Garrison: Supertrump personally delivers a cargo ship labeled "supplies" to Puerto Rico, but is taken aback when he encounters a crowd of scowling ungrateful browns led by San Juan's shrill, insolent mayor. Yeah, pretty much. Lunatic Sledge posted:A cartoon about the tragedy in Vegas, featuring two people safely sitting on a couch, going about their usual business, completely unconcerned and unaffected by the tragedy in Vegas. I mean, you can't say it's not accurate to the target audience.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:22
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If nothing else, Alhazred should find a better font for Zelda. Blambot still have a bunch of decent ones for free. http://www.blambot.com/
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Oct 4, 2017 00:23
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rt if you know why this keeps happening
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Oct 4, 2017 00:24
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Is this supposed to be some lovely Vegas pun? (Odds as in betting odds.)
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Oct 4, 2017 00:25
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Someone post the "now is not the time for gun control talk" coming from the guy doing the shooting.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:31
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One of the previous political cartoon threads had a really long rear end derail about Scrooge McDuck once, and it was probably the best derail I had seen.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:31
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Why does this keep happening? Darkness in the depths of the human heart or something. Maybe we'll never solve it. How does this keep happening? Guns, stupid.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:34
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Tibalt posted:Don Rosa whitewashes Scrooge's history to turn what is unmistakably the villain of the story into some moral upstanding character. I think the retcon makes him a more fun and interesting character to follow so there.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:35
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Someone post the "now is not the time for gun control talk" coming from the guy doing the shooting. 
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Oct 4, 2017 00:36
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Dr Cheeto posted:How do you say "lol" in Finnish? Perkele. 
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Oct 4, 2017 00:36
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Stultus Maximus posted:I think the retcon makes him a more fun and interesting character to follow so there. Plus in the new show he's pretty much entirely a good guy and even spends an episode telling off a bunch of stuffy businessmen who want him to fire people and focus more on making money. I guess Scrooge can just kinda fall anywhere on the moral spectrum based on what show/comic you're looking at. He's a very versatile character, turns out!
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Oct 4, 2017 00:45
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Gazpacho posted:Didnt I call Garrison's take? Didn't I friggin call it? No offense, but that says a lot more about Garrison being a predictable talent-less hack than it does about your amazing clairvoyance. MechaCrash posted:Scrooge McDuck is rich as hell, but he also has some class and a moral compass. He wouldn't be caught dead near Donald Trump. Scrooge once tried to secede from the US in order to get out of paying taxes, and he regularly lies shamelessly about his income in order to pay less of what he owes. Tibalt posted:Don Rosa whitewashes Scrooge's history to turn what is unmistakably the villain of the story into some moral upstanding character. As I recall, Rosa played it off as Scrooge was a monster right up until he and Donald managed to finally talk, which was about 25 years after Donald first met his uncle and just gave him a boot up his rear end for being rude to Donald's mother. Interacting with Donald and Huey, Dewey and Louie made Scrooge less of a monster. Zinkraptor posted:Plus in the new show he's pretty much entirely a good guy and even spends an episode telling off a bunch of stuffy businessmen who want him to fire people and focus more on making money. Also, the show refuses to make Glomgold a white South African, which is bullshit.
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Oct 4, 2017 01:06
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I can't believe these FFFloving Democrats think mass shootings are bad
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Oct 4, 2017 01:11
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That's pretty much the ultimate answer to all of these cartoons.
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Oct 4, 2017 01:42
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Boy, that was dumb of the Clintons to get chummy with Putin after he invaded Ukraine. 
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"Government is coercion, it never does anything good." - Republicans "The government shouldn't do anything to prevent mass shootings or provide health care for the victims" - Also Republicans
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Oct 4, 2017 03:25
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MechaCrash posted:Scrooge McDuck is rich as hell, but he also has some class and a moral compass. He wouldn't be caught dead near Donald Trump. Also both Scrooge McDuck and Uncle Pennybags are actually self-made men. The latter got his real estate fortune WITHOUT inheriting anything too.
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Oct 4, 2017 03:27
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So what are the consequences for his base if he decides to eliminate PR's debt
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Oct 4, 2017 03:28
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seiferguy posted:One of the previous political cartoon threads had a really long rear end derail about Scrooge McDuck once, and it was probably the best derail I had seen. I don't remember that one, got a link? My personal favorite derail was the one on backpacks.
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Oct 4, 2017 03:30
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Calaveron posted:So what are the consequences for his base if he decides to eliminate PR's debt They go blind jerking themselves off to Nth Dimensional Chess bullshit.
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Oct 4, 2017 03:35
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Scrooge is a demented closet homosexual fart who doesn't wear pants in public.
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Oct 4, 2017 04:04
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I just ?'d Alhazred's posts and read all of the Zelda comics and now I like it. Also, I'm upset that he hasn't posted the entire series, because I missed the part where her lesbian friends had a baby and now I'm confused. Please translate all the rest of the comics and post them here asap. Thanks in advance! 
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Sagebrush posted:I just ?'d Alhazred's posts and read all of the Zelda comics and now I like it. Also, I'm upset that he hasn't posted the entire series, because I missed the part where her lesbian friends had a baby and now I'm confused. Yeah that's probably part of why people poo poo on it. It's telling a story with political themes. It's got characters and has to move them through the world and establish them and their personalities and motivations. Its not a web comic so the artist cant just change the format and add frames as needed. It's not political every time. When you try to do that you end up with prickly city or some crap like dbd. You actually need to follow it a bit. Most of the comics here don't fit this format, even though some of them have characters and some form of continuity. To be honest Zelda is more like a millennial doonsbury (or boondocks), than an editorial cartoon. And doonsbury has always been in that gray area of belonging here sometimes, so I'm totally fine with Zelda. Especially since it's being translated just for us after it got good feed back from a couple strips awhile back. So it's pretty lovely there's a bunch of whining about it. e: to try and sound less like a Tei post. itskage fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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[quote="“Space Cadet Omoly”" post="“477017949”"] This one pisses me off the most because we DO know why this keeps happening and how we could take steps to make it happen less often. And yet, much like healthcare, even though it’s a totally fixable problem nothing will be done because a lot of powerful people make money off of human suffering. [/quote] Oh that's a Beeler? It's so obviously an anti gun cartoon I didn't even register it could have been drawn by a conservative.
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Tibalt posted:Don Rosa whitewashes Scrooge's history to turn what is unmistakably the villain of the story into some moral upstanding character. To be fair even the very original stories were about a person who could be a monster for money having a point where they couldn't not care anymore. Appropriate for a children's comic book, given how the reality seems to be people just double down.
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It took me a while to realize I loving hate how conservative assholes always phrase a mass shooting. "Oh it was a tragedy". It's not a tragedy. Hurricanes are a tragedy or an earthquake is a tragedy. This wasn't some force of nature or event that just happened. A man planned to murder as many people as he can with a gun because it was easy for him to get a gently caress ton of weapons. Something other countries seem to not have trouble with. So you can try to frame this as some kind of natural event, gently caress knows it's common enough to feel that waybnow, and shrug your shoulders with the do nothing language of "tragedy" but we all know it's so you can continue to not do anything or evaluate your stances and when you look in a mirror continue to lie to yourself you're a good person who supports things that don't hurt other people
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Dr. VooDoo posted:It took me a while to realize I loving hate how conservative assholes always phrase a mass shooting. "Oh it was a tragedy". It's not a tragedy. Hurricanes are a tragedy or an earthquake is a tragedy. This wasn't some force of nature or event that just happened. A man planned to murder as many people as he can with a gun because it was easy for him to get a gently caress ton of weapons. Something other countries seem to not have trouble with. So you can try to frame this as some kind of natural event, gently caress knows it's common enough to feel that waybnow, and shrug your shoulders with the do nothing language of "tragedy" but we all know it's so you can continue to not do anything or evaluate your stances and when you look in a mirror continue to lie to yourself you're a good person who supports things that don't hurt other people yeah but freedom
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Saint Sputnik posted:I don't remember that one, got a link? My personal favorite derail was the one on backpacks. Starts about halfway down with the Donald gifs
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Oct 4, 2017 06:45
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Tibalt posted:Don Rosa whitewashes Scrooge's history to turn what is unmistakably the villain of the story into some moral upstanding character.
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