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mike pence's wife is tired of his constant whistling in public she thinks he is oogling other women and has forbidden him to be alone with one but its just his distended multi perforated anus making the noise from all the horse sex he has in secret
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I was on probation and could not post but I want you all to know that the thought, of Mike Pence, the vice president of the United States, being, in those very moments, penetrated with all the fury of a raging stallion, by a raging stallion, was always close at hand, during my ordeal.
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Sep 30, 2017 16:56
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that horsefucker vice president, mr mike pence
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cuntman.net posted:havent been keeping up with this thread for a while, is mike pence still a horsefucker Well he did gently caress that horse but we don't know if he is currently loving that horse, present tense. It's possible he may be a former horsefucker.
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Oct 2, 2017 03:17
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i'm a horse and i am currently loving vice president michael richards pence, can confirm
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Oct 2, 2017 03:48
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k cool i found out a place i won't even go to in service of a joke, which is trying to find an onomotopoeiazation of a horse filling vpotus mike "put the electricals on your testicals" pence up with horse gunk
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Oct 2, 2017 03:50
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neIEGIGHGHHNnnnnnnhghhhhhhh
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Oct 2, 2017 03:50
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#horsenutniggas
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Oct 2, 2017 08:20
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mike pence thinks about getting hosed by a horse every waking moment and dreams about it at night. every thought is either about a previous time being hosed by a horse, or how he'll be hosed by a horse next.
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Oct 2, 2017 16:20
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three things that can be going on at any moment: mike pence is being hosed by a horse mike pence is thinking about being hosed by a horse mike pence is dreaming about being hosed by a horse
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Oct 2, 2017 16:23
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when mike pence dies he'll be impaled upon a horse cock so he can be hosed by a horse for eternity.
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Oct 2, 2017 16:24
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when mike pence gets hosed by a horse he thinks of regan
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Oct 2, 2017 16:25
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sometimes, on special days, mike pence takes two horse cocks at once
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Oct 2, 2017 16:26
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an actual dog posted:sometimes, on special days, mike pence takes two horse cocks at once they said it couldn't be done, but god bless him he found a way
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Oct 2, 2017 16:28
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during 9/11 mike pence's rear end was full of horse cock
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Oct 2, 2017 16:29
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mike pence has a team of expert doctors whose only goal is to help mike pence take incredible amounts of horse cock
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Oct 2, 2017 16:30
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mike pence's rear end is a medical marvel that will be studied by doctors for generations, yet never fully understood
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Oct 2, 2017 16:32
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mike pence once tried using music in order to get better in the mood for taking horse cock, but it turned out he didn't need it
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Oct 2, 2017 16:34
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mike pence once had a doctor plead with him to stop taking horse cock. that man is now dead.
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Oct 2, 2017 16:35
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I just remembered that mike pence hosed a horse
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Oct 2, 2017 16:39
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every time mike pence takes horse cock a small child dies of famine
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Oct 2, 2017 16:41
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Al! posted:they said it couldn't be done, but god bless him he found a way mike pence can do anything, if it involves taking horse cock up the rear end
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Oct 2, 2017 16:59
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mike pence created a beautiful and moving performance art piece about the holocaust, during which he took six feet of horse cock.
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Oct 2, 2017 17:21
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if you lined up all the horse cock that mike pence has taken in his life, it would reach mars and back
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Oct 2, 2017 21:14
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"what does not kill me makes me stronger" -- mike pence
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Oct 2, 2017 22:23
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making a post in the bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence hosed a horse thread
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Oct 2, 2017 23:39
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miles of horsecock plodded their path in the destroyed yet alive (like Jesus) anal oval office of Vice President of the United States, Michael Pence
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while i have not forgotten even for a moment, i am, as i write this, in a heightened state, of remembering (that mike pence fucks horses, on the regular)
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Oct 3, 2017 20:55
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someone just told me mike pence hosed a horse. is that true?
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Oct 3, 2017 23:07
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an actual dog posted:someone just told me mike pence hosed a horse. is that true? y
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okay got it
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Oct 4, 2017 00:08
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horse dick
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ajkalan posted:horse dick thank you
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Oct 4, 2017 00:17
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reagan, the horse, regularly fucks mike pence, the vice president, just like reagan, the actor, hosed all of america, the country
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Best Giraffe posted:reagan, the horse, regularly fucks mike pence, the vice president, just like reagan, the actor, hosed all of america, the country reagan also hosed horses like our current vice president michael pence or rather our current vice president michael pence fucks horses like his mentor garbage former and thankfully dead President of the United States, Ronald "ponylord" Reagan Top City Homo has issued a correction as of 01:55 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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hello i am from the distant future i saw your thread and you might be interested to know that in the year 24096 every elementary school child is taught that mike pence was buried inside a horse, with another horse inside him
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Duscat posted:hello i am from the distant future i saw your thread and you might be interested to know that in the year 24096 every elementary school child is taught that mike pence was buried inside a horse, with another horse inside him i would be most surprised if the fact that the ancient devil and neuro-defective Vice President of the former United States of America hosed horses and or was hosed by horses was not the only topic of discussion from the Year of the Universal Peace of the Neo-Soviet Man to the glorious Year of Unanimity In Joyous Effort of 24096
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Oct 4, 2017 06:07
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Oiled and Ready posted:TWO PENCE
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For you, the day that horse graced your vice president's insides was the most important day of your life. But for the horse, it was Tuesday.
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"Getting mounted by a horse is actually very easy if it is done properly. A man can only be mounted from one side because a horse only likes to mount from one side. The left side is right and the right side is wrong. You're right to be left and wrong to be right. If you're mounted from the front, you're mounted from the right, which is then the left because your right is its left, and the left the right, keeping in mind that the left is right and the right is wrong. Put your left to your right and step so your right is to the wrong and now your right is opposite its left and left the right. To right right is to the left and to right is wrong is to the right, but backwards, the right is right and the left is wrong only when your right is on its wrong, and the left is on its right. Switching right to left and left to right is wrong. Right is wrong and left is right only from the front or else the left is right and the right is wrong."—Mike Pence
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