TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

or maybe we could just kill america

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:15

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:08

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

you are predictions should be outlawed

i do it just to spite you

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:15

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol if u think abortion, fair application of standards, and the meager police accountability we have are safe

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:15

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

will trump executive order us selling health insurance across state lines soon

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nonsense posted:

will trump executive order us selling health insurance across state lines soon

hasn't even happened, and is not exactly "can buy insurance across state lines"

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:16

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Dairy Days posted:

in a 5-4 decision the supreme court has found it unconstitutional to not gerrymander the gently caress out of everything

Oh great now I live in a district shaped like the Cantor Set

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:16

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

cspam feels especially broken in the brains today but it could be that i, personally, have turned my grey matter red in the span of a day for no reason whatsoever

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:16

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Admiral Ray posted:

regardless, the real fun starts when we get two more trump appointed judges, all to the right of scalia.

president trump will be with us forever

now now don't be silly, 'forever' is clearly needless hyperbole

he'll just be with us for the rest of our natural lives

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Office Pig posted:

cspam feels especially broken in the brains today but it could be that i, personally, have turned my grey matter red in the span of a day for no reason whatsoever

i was working all day and paid no attention to the spam

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:17

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:17

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Office Pig posted:

cspam feels especially broken in the brains today but it could be that i, personally, have turned my grey matter red in the span of a day for no reason whatsoever

just lmao if your brain matter doesn't rotate through colors on an hourly basis

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:18

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

sometimes people on the internet make jokes

n o f u k k e n w a y

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:18

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Apraxin posted:

now now don't be silly, 'forever' is clearly needless hyperbole

he'll just be with us for the rest of our natural lives

How can I live an unnatural life

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:18

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

i was working all day and paid no attention to the spam

that's okay schnorkles, everything is okay

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:18

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/cjzer0/status/915410293118861313

holy poo poo

I had to double-check which tab I was in when I read this post. I do love how much crossover there is between CSPAM and the MLB threads.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:18

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

chili pakora is one of my new fav foods

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:18

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Apraxin posted:

now now don't be silly, 'forever' is clearly needless hyperbole

he'll just be with us for the rest of our natural lives

trump's court will be the first to upload their judicial natures into the cloud. there we will finally be able to see into their minds and discover they are made of dogshit and scraps of Joementum's Constitution

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Jazerus posted:

just lmao if your brain matter doesn't rotate through colors on an hourly basis

my brain matter resembles the mycon :hai:

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:19

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

but i post here

well we'll well so u now reveal that ur mixing uppers and downers atop the nihilism and binge drinking getting off ur face w/ ur m8s???

Well I want u to put something on the end of it and hear me out

*pulls in and takes a knee*

sry but there will be no heron christ to intercept the meme high and take the fall 4 v

all u will be is just the subject another fits my needs tweet embed post~

why dont u act like a Lastwoman for once and get off yr backside and make something of urself! I'm only being honest m8

now go on w/ urself
/

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Office Pig posted:

that's okay schnorkles, everything is okay

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:19

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

trump's court will be the first to upload their judicial natures into the cloud. there we will finally be able to see into their minds and discover they are made of dogshit and scraps of Joementum's Constitution

but despite this, they rule that cloud conscioussness are valid living beings so they remain forever on the court

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i grow turgid, violent posting ensues

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:20

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Louisgod posted:

How can I live an unnatural life

find dracula

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:20

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Pancakes posted:

I had to double-check which tab I was in when I read this post. I do love how much crossover there is between CSPAM and the MLB threads.

baseballs so drat slow and boring, makes sense to post in two places when u think about it

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:20

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/915415601383903232

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:20

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:

cspam feels especially broken in the brains today but it could be that i, personally, have turned my grey matter red in the span of a day for no reason whatsoever

Trump just continues to find new ways to be a callous rear end in a top hat. Tossing paper towel rolls into a crowd of Puerto Ricans was one of these ways.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:21

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

describe the presidents smell after a morning golfing

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:21

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/OGTedBerg/status/915413743454031872

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:21

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

start a war trump start a war with china

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:21

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

our future is merging with trump's mind.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:21

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Trump just continues to find new ways to be a callous rear end in a top hat. Tossing paper towel rolls into a crowd of Puerto Ricans was one of these ways.

lol

what

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:22

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Nonsense posted:

describe the presidents smell after a morning golfing

Piss

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:22

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Trump just continues to find new ways to be a callous rear end in a top hat. Tossing paper towel rolls into a crowd of Puerto Ricans was one of these ways.

drat right that rear end in a top hat is callous, you're supposed to use toilet paper

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:22