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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Baloogan posted:

im on satellite internet can someone describe what that interview is like?

Pressured stuttering speech talking about how rich his brother was, eventually says he couldn't have fired an automatic weapon because he was too tired, casually mentions that their dad went to jail for "robbing banks with a machine gun," says "Steve wasn't into funerals, he was into being alive today," starts crying at the end talking about how cute the shooter was with his wife. He's completely exasperated and broken the whole time, it's like the sad version of that famous interview with Charlie Sheen.

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
basically the summary is "i'm really fuckin sorry about this poo poo, but i didn't see it coming either. he was a good guy to me until he shot 500 people"

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
is the brother the taller dopey burgler from home alone?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
When has a family member ever said "yeah I knew he would kill people but what was I gonna do about it"?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Samurai Sanders posted:

When has a family member ever said "yeah I knew he would kill people but what was I gonna do about it"?

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
"steve was an army of one" woops let me rethink that one

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
thanks

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


trump

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


hey someone recommend me a good book that i haven't read yet thanks

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Ramadu posted:

hey someone recommend me a good book that i haven't read yet thanks

the mote in god's eye

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

holy poo poo

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ramadu posted:

hey someone recommend me a good book that i haven't read yet thanks

The Holy Bible

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
haha someone thought that putting jeb on the cover of a book would make it sell


hahahahahahaaahha

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Someone photoshoppped his beard out.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://www.propublica.org/article/...tent=1507089593

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Jeb really can't catch a break

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
I just can't get over the repeated emphasis of "we ate thousands of dollars worth of sushi" for some reason lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/SINON_REBORN/status/915496582321250304

Every loving day

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I bet barron runs the largest anime torrent site on the deep web

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I honestly can't remember there ever being a story where any trump said something that was factually true in an uncomplicated way

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Reality Winner posted:

I bet barron runs the largest anime torrent site on the deep web

bannon not barron

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
like even don jr going hunting involves some elaborate ploy to ditch secret service protection and then ask for it back when he returns

how loving hard is it to go hunting

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
hey Turdfuzz, just posting to let you know that your posts are not just funny enough for me to repost them to facebook ((attributed)) but also for others to repeat (((unattributed)))

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Tiffany is probably clean. the white sheep of the family.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
elected judges and attorneys is so dumb its incredible

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
your godawful colonial practices caused this i hope yiure happy jose

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
isnt tiffany trump at harvard law because of her last name or some bullshit?

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

lol garbage day in and day out

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Kazak_Hstan posted:

isnt tiffany trump at harvard law because of her last name or some bullshit?

UPenn

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
after dismissing the case against the trump kids

quote:

In September 2012, within weeks of the case being resolved, Kasowitz contacted Vance’s campaign about hosting a fundraiser, according to a spokesperson for the campaign. Kasowitz held the event that January. He personally donated almost $32,000 to Vance’s campaign, and 20 of his law firm’s partners and employees kicked in at least another $9,000. Then, in October 2013, as Election Day approached, he hosted a breakfast —“Republicans for Cy Vance” — which raised an additional $9,000.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Reality Winner posted:

your godawful colonial practices caused this i hope yiure happy jose

I am

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:wow:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


2DCAT posted:

I just can't get over the repeated emphasis of "we ate thousands of dollars worth of sushi" for some reason lol

it's code to his Russian handlers

"get me out of this poo poo hole u cucks!!!"

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Make the tweets you fat bitch

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


"news"

Theresa May faces calls to sack Boris Johnson over Libya comments

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Reality Winner posted:

your godawful colonial practices caused this i hope yiure happy jose

jose is a florida man now

as is ed balls

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
True story: I had no idea until 2 minutes ago that Florida was given to Spain at the settlement of the War of Independence. I for some reason assumed the French held it in trust + sold it at the same time as Louisiana.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
donald trump, the 45th president of the united states, is going to say some unhinged bullshit to families of murder victims today

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kazak_Hstan posted:

donald trump, the 45th president of the united states, is going to say some unhinged bullshit to families of murder victims today

quote:


This is where I stand:

1) Marilou Danley is a casino worker in Australia

2) Australia ANTIFA claimed credit for the attack directly after the event - Circumstantial at this point given material going back several years: Connection exists between Danley and Melbourne ANTIFA.

3) Melbourne ANTIFA connection to Philippines Abu Sayyaf via both g roups publicly releasing connection to each other over the past 1.5 years.

4) Shooter sent monies to the Philippines directly to Danley

5) Danley is currently in the Philippines (US now)

ISIS and Abu Sayyaf are connected thus this fulfills both ANTIFA & ISIS claiming connection.

Melbourne ANTIFA and ISIS both claim responsibility within 20 minutes of each other. Circumstantial? Yes. Compelling? Getting there.


How's that for unhinged?

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