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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

exquisite tea posted:

Do you jump on the Goomba? [Y/N]

If yes: You find out the goomba had a wife and kids, was down on his luck just trying to make ends meet.
If no: Luigi comes up behind you and tramples the goomba to death anyway.

Weegee will remember this

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

In my dreams, Nintendo asks Platinum to work on a Kirby game.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I'd like to see a Mario brawler where you play as Bowser going around just absolutely loving poo poo up. Unlocking/upgrading skills like fire breath, shell spin, and butt stomp.

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)

exquisite tea posted:

TBQH I would sooner play a cutesy Dark Souls with Mario aesthetics than yet another ~grimdark masocore~ game.

I actually really want that type of game in a tongue-in-cheek setting. Overly brooding atmosphere just makes me more discouraged to play a lot

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


chumbler posted:

In my dreams, Nintendo asks Platinum to work on a Kirby game.

Not sure if that would ever happen, Kirby doesn't even have a recognizably juicy rear end.

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)

exquisite tea posted:

Do you jump on the Goomba? [Y/N]

If yes: You find out the goomba had a wife and kids, was down on his luck just trying to make ends meet.
If no: Luigi comes up behind you and tramples the goomba to death anyway.

Can I get a :yokotaro:

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

exquisite tea posted:

Not sure if that would ever happen, Kirby doesn't even have a recognizably juicy rear end.

What if you put two Kirbys next to each other

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Peach accepts Bowser's marriage proposal as a strategic gambit to spread Toadist culture into a new region. Crusader Mushroom Kings

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Nina posted:

I actually really want that type of game in a tongue-in-cheek setting. Overly brooding atmosphere just makes me more discouraged to play a lot

^_____^ YOU DIED! ^_____^

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Hey all, did you know cuphead is like dark souls

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


There's something really creepy and upsetting about the art style of Cuphead and for that I will probably never play it.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

has Mario ever had a gritty reboot

I know he did time in Sunshine, does that count

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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exquisite tea posted:

^_____^ YOU DIED! ^_____^

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



Bad memories of that wii baseball game microing me with "You're a tad late!"

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.



Does that gardener have a hitler stache
Is this a game about the goose that drove Hitler to madness

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Phantasium posted:

Took me a second to realize this was a general question and not related to talking about Silent Hill.

"What the hell can you charge in Silent Hill?!"
The bonus guns that I will never get?

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



exquisite tea posted:

There's something really creepy and upsetting about the art style of Cuphead and for that I will probably never play it.

same, but for *checks for whatever the last japanese game mentioned in this thread is*

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Cowcaster posted:

same, but for *checks for whatever the last japanese game mentioned in this thread is*

i mean, i guess you could say that about yoshitaka amano

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I didn't know The_D worked for Square prior to making The Demon Rush.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
it's the guy who did the art for ff 1-6

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

doingitwrong posted:

Yes. It's one of the great things about Hotline Miami too. You never leave the flow of combat even when you die. You just try and try and try again. I wish the DS games were more generous about starting you back at the boss. I want to bang my head against that wall, not run through the same now dead easy corridors before hurtling myself at the wall.

RUINER does the same thing. It doesn't do start of the level like hotline, but it also doesn't do current-wave-of-the-room or current-form-of-the-boss. So it doesn't take away the challenge, but it takes away the frustration.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


PantsBandit posted:

I'd like to see a Mario brawler where you play as Bowser going around just absolutely loving poo poo up. Unlocking/upgrading skills like fire breath, shell spin, and butt stomp.

Tron Bonne but with koopa troopas and goombas instead of servbots

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Cowcaster posted:

i'm trying to imagine what on earth the circumstances could be that would lead you to think unequipping the shield in ruiner would be a good idea

It uses the same slot as the superspeed/damage/fire ability, and sometimes that is really handy.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

The Colonel posted:

i mean, i guess you could say that about yoshitaka amano



now is not the time to discuss gun hazard

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

VideoGames posted:

I still have all four CDs of that game in the original double wide jewel case :D . What fun that game was!

:hf: disc having friend!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'd play a nintendo wizardry clone.

Etrian Mario Odyssey

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

oddium posted:

now is not the time to discuss gun hazard

That's what they always say

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

oddium posted:

now is not the time to discuss gun hazard

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

exquisite tea posted:

There's something really creepy and upsetting about the art style of Cuphead and for that I will probably never play it.

So do Disney cartoons give you nightmares

I shouldn't jeer so much though given I feel the same way about claymation.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Internet Kraken posted:

So do Disney cartoons give you nightmares

I shouldn't jeer so much though given I feel the same way about claymation.

I take it you never watched the Twilight Zone movie.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Internet Kraken posted:

So do Disney cartoons give you nightmares

I shouldn't jeer so much though given I feel the same way about claymation.

Looks like someone didn't watch Pluto's Judgement Day

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



oddium posted:

now is not the time to discuss gun hazard

Also oddium's posting is too powerful and needs to be regulated

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Internet Kraken posted:

So do Disney cartoons give you nightmares

I shouldn't jeer so much though given I feel the same way about claymation.

There's an episode of Gravity Falls you should watch.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

The Colonel posted:

i mean, i guess you could say that about yoshitaka amano



that cat is not actually in the game wtf

al-azad
May 28, 2009



exquisite tea posted:

There's something really creepy and upsetting about the art style of Cuphead and for that I will probably never play it.

Those old cartoons were pretty violent and weird. Especially Popeye where he would basically murder people. I have pretty vivid memories of being four and scared by a Popeye episode where a live action boy punches a bully and launches him through a second story plate glass window. That kid wasn't comedically injured, he was dead!

Also



Ah!



AHHH!



HOW IS THIS FUNNY??

Internet Kraken posted:

So do Disney cartoons give you nightmares

I shouldn't jeer so much though given I feel the same way about claymation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhgLEkgO0yo

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'm not afraid to say it:

I've never been scared by a cartoon before.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Have you seen the Disney cartoons about the Third Reich? The jokey one with Donald Duck was actually the least disturbing one, there was one that showed the process of intellectual indoctrination that transformed a happy little child into a brutal goose-stepping infantryman, it was loving warped

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The Pink Elephants sequence from Dumbo is freakier than you remember

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Guys, I just realized. Sonic & Knuckles was originally going to be part of Sonic 3. Tails got introduced in Sonic 2. Knuckles was 3.

What if we had gotten successive Sonic platformers with one more playable character each time?

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Cuphead is Fleischer not Disney!!!

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