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I can almost see the torn apart rails on the horizon, but I'm just too excited to see this train tumble off in a fiery inferno to try and apply the breaks.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:38 |
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Gynovore posted:I actually looked this up, and it turns out that first cousins can get married in abut half the states. This was in Denton County, TX.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:50 |
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This whole thing is why Shelbyville was founded.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:58 |
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I tell you I won't live in a town that deprives men of the RIGHT to marry their cousins.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 03:30 |
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What about if you are your own grandpa? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWJAbl_lV5A
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:04 |
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limp_cheese posted:What about if you are your own grandpa? Someone's time traveling decendent right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoXkrB5VHEU
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:20 |
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limp_cheese posted:What about if you are your own grandpa? This is the first time maybe ever that somebody posted a vaguely-described youtube link on these forums and I both a) knew FOR SURE exactly what it was going to be and b) was really happy to be right. Thank-you is what I'm saying.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 08:02 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:This is the first time maybe ever that somebody posted a vaguely-described youtube link on these forums and I both a) knew FOR SURE exactly what it was going to be and b) was really happy to be right. I expected it to be Futurama.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 08:26 |
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Gynovore posted:I expected it to be Futurama. But you were wrong. You were wrong and I was happy. OH LIMP_CHEESE, YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 08:33 |
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i drink me own pee
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 08:46 |
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You guys know you can trip an option in your control panel that'll set Youtube videos to be displayed as thumbnails rather than text links, right? I swear by it. Haven't been surprised by a Youtube link ITF in years.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 12:30 |
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loquacius posted:You guys know you can trip an option in your control panel that'll set Youtube videos to be displayed as thumbnails rather than text links, right? I swear by it. Haven't been surprised by a Youtube link ITF in years. The gurf ward
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:09 |
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Turning off sigs and turning on youtube thumbnails used to be the only way to navigate these forums. I haven't had sigs on for like 12 years.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:18 |
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LoL we have Sigs?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:26 |
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I always have avs+sigs off so I can shitpost at work without making it obvious I'm doing something not work related when people look over my shoulder.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:30 |
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Then you sir are missing my cool future car avatar.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:55 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Then you sir are missing my cool future car avatar. Yeah but at least I don't have to see my own terrible one someone got me.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:58 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah but at least I don't have to see my own terrible one someone got me. Your AV is boobs though
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 14:30 |
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This reads like a draft of a short story but I enjoyed reading it anywayquote:For years I worked for an sheikh. Specifically, I worked in a discreet group whose job was to obtain pleasure and entertainment for the sheikh or anyone in his family. I got this gig after I befriended a graduate school classmate who we spent countless hours playing video games together. Turns out he was this oil sheikh's nephew who put in a good word for me. The pay was sweet: $25,000 a month. I had access to a line of credit that was at a major bank and I could withdraw limitless amounts at the sheikh's behest. I also had access to one of the sheikh's private planes. I felt like a kid at a candy store but it was with the understanding that I could just as easily disappear if I get on his bad side. The concept is okay but it's hard to get a feel for the characters without any dialogue quote:when i was about 13, i started getting interesting in girls bodies but i wanted to see girls my age. not knowing the logistics of how it was made, i actively searched out pictures of 13 year olds. one person on Aol sent me a picture of a young girl having a dildo used by her on an adult female. the sadness/hurt on the girls face has scarred me to this day and sometimes i cant help but thinking of just how tortured this girl looks.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 15:09 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Turning off sigs and turning on youtube thumbnails used to be the only way to navigate these forums. I haven't had sigs on for like 12 years. wow rude
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 15:33 |
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Sigs on SA must be as large and obnoxious as possible or don't bother
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 15:42 |
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I believe the Sheik one, only because I listened to a story on The Moth's podcast about a girl who flew in and was basically a high-class hooker for these guys. They have limitless money and can buy anything they want - even their way out of trouble. They are some of the most disgusting people in the world - claiming religious high ground while flagrantly doing whatever they feel like.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 16:01 |
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I like how the confessor is an accomplice in at least one gang rape and countless other crimes but is squeamish about calling someone a whore. Also lol at going green to atone for his sins.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 16:31 |
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Makes me think that plot would have been better than what we got in Tyrant. That show sucked, but seeing the dictator's wife in those dresses made up for a lot of it.
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Nocheez posted:I believe the Sheik one, only because I listened to a story on The Moth's podcast about a girl who flew in and was basically a high-class hooker for these guys. They have limitless money and can buy anything they want - even their way out of trouble. They are some of the most disgusting people in the world - claiming religious high ground while flagrantly doing whatever they feel like. I heard that one a long while ago. I recall that it was well-told and, therefore, kind of upsetting? but I may be exaggerating the details in my head. I did know a guy back in college that may or may not have had some part in that whole world though. He was quite a bit older (30ish) and married to an Indian lady. He claimed her parents were insanely wealthy - either magnates or royalty of some kind. Told me stories about their trips overseas to visit, talked about the perks of having married hyper-rich, etc. I'd say he was completely bullshitting me except once I actually went to his house and met her/saw all of his incredibly expensive poo poo firsthand. It was odd.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:47 |
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Dirty Laundry posted:I lost all respect I had for news outlets who sometimes were perfectly willing to scrap a story if we made a donation to a charitable foundation. It was believable up until this point. If I'm a TV news exec with no conscience, what do I care about a donation to charity? Slip $10,000 in my pocket or buy $250K worth of advertising.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:17 |
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Lots of these creative writings in this thread fail because people come off with strange motivation tangents that make no sense if you apply them to real people. Read less comic books IMHO. That being said, I have no doubt that such things happen,
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:46 |
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They happen at levels waaaaaaay further down the economic ladder than trillionaire oil sheikh too.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 03:54 |
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Where do I apply for the job "Sheikh"?
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 13:29 |
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I think it's a Canadian firm.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 13:32 |
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quote:Hello thread, I told this story in one of the previous megathreads but since it's today's topic I'm sending it in again. That topic is cousin dating BTW. Ok gently caress that teacher honestly, calling your parents was absolutely not necessary. She should have at least waited to see if you broke it off on your own (since, y'know, you did). Also gently caress anyone who'd send their kid to a boarding school as a punishment obv quote:I met the first girl I ever loved when I was 12 years old. We were on the WCW Bruise Cruise, which was a cruise sponsored by WCW and filled with wrestlers. this is idiotic A girl you knew for a week when you were 12 would definitely not be a better wife than your actual wife. You romanticized the poo poo out of her because you were a preteen, which is normal; your biggest mistake is that you didn't stop doing that when you grew up.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 13:38 |
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Second goon, please actually ruin your marriage because you want to bang a hypothetical 12 year old, then post it on /r/relationships so we can make fun of you in the mock thread
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 13:41 |
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Holy poo poo that Bruise Cruise confession was just what I needed to read this morning. Amazing.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 13:42 |
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Sounds like Bruise Cruise goon is just looking for excuses to not work on his relationship.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 14:20 |
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Sounds like Bruise Cruise married someone he shouldnt have to settle...
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 15:34 |
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"pure magic" and a movie romance on a Bruise Cruise yeah sounds like a lovely time
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 17:05 |
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How do you crash a Bentley in London and still have time to fly half way around the world before pictures/movies of the crash get posted on 8.000 different Facebook groups?
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 17:30 |
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Bruise Cruise goon...that girl hates you now. You never wrote back to her after you said you would. You broke your promise to this young girl and are the model by which she views all men now. She's probably turned into a diesel dyke and curses your name every time she's scissoring with her Chyna-lookalike girlfriend. Plus, don't you even remember her name? I mean, women I dated a few times in the 90s and haven't seen since try to friend me on Facebook and my name isn't that uncommon. Axolotl fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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She's the kinda girl that went on a Bruise Cruise, she probably weighs about 250 now. Still want to throw the old wife off?
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 17:43 |
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tactlessbastard posted:She's the kinda girl that went on a Bruise Cruise, she probably weighs about 250 now. Still want to throw the old wife off? You're making an assumption that this guys wife weighs less than that. I'm calling it now that he is a feeder and is upset he can't balloon his wife out anymore. He's looking to dump her so he can balloon another woman up; and then the cycle starts a new.
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