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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Santa Claus was turkish:-

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41504172

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Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

My drat witcher3 is broken

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


can't believe that pussy didn't do it

imagine how funny the video would be, that fat rear end in a top hat just whipping cans of chicken at starving disaster victims, throwing aluminium fastballs into childrens faces, loving lmao

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

perfect spiral chicken cans

a spiral thrown so perfectly it opens the can without an opener and dices the chicken so that waiting mouths can simply open wide and enjoy the taste of presidential aid

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/cspan/status/915652399456509953

fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




was turkish

is dead

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/hitsong/status/915663569823379458

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/915652399456509953

fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them

publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them publicly execute them

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Funny, I've been told that there's so many ways to do this that it's trivial to worry about a single device and that anybody can do it with a board and a nail

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

*trump, hurling 64 oz cans of asparagus into a screaming crowd* "THIS'LL GET YOU BACK IN THE MOOD FOLKS"

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
you can do it with a thumb and a belt loop but those stocks make it way more accurate and easier to control

they should probably not be legal

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/915714397678563328
trump gonna nail mueller in the head with some canned chicken

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

ok i broke a clock the belonged to my grandparents tonight and that has me in a real poo poo mood and this post made me laugh a lot

my grandma hated my facial hair so much she gave me a shaving mug that belonged to my great grandfather

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

my grandma hated my facial hair so much she gave me a shaving mug that belonged to my great grandfather

what is a shaving mug

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

so at least three times

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/915714397678563328
trump gonna nail mueller in the head with some canned chicken

I'm horny!!!!!

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/915718211609534464

old fashioned detective work

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

missed opportunity imo

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/915652399456509953

fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them fire them

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

newt couldnt remember all the names of his past wives so he had to make a book full of them :sad:

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Zyla posted:

IM SICK OF THE FUCKIN NEGATIVITY IN THIS THREAD

ALL NEGATIBVE PEOPLE WILL BE PROBATED RUTHLESSLY

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol it should be emphasized that he did absolutely nothing illegal until he pulled the trigger

and I'm talking "illegal for a pleb" much less the loftier standard applied to millionaire white guys

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


:hai:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

juche avocado posted:

cspam radicalized me to posting in aimless lowercase whatever thoughts might cross my mind

how has cspam radicalized you??

unironically, it got me watching Tokusatsu again

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

lol LV police are getting such a handjob for not blowing the entire hotel up but they're still some of the dumbest dregs in America.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump delivering chicken directly into the mouths of Puerto Ricans at a speed no ones ever seen before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwwVNyzINX4

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Funny, I've been told that there's so many ways to do this that it's trivial to worry about a single device and that anybody can do it with a board and a nail

yup all the laws are deliberately written to be stupid as gently caress

what they should say is something like "any gun or collection of objects that can be assembled into such in your possession that, in proficient hands, can put through more than six rounds without reloading, or more than 20 rounds per minute in total, gets you a mandatory minimum of 1 year imprisonment for first offense"

yeah you'd have to slag most of the gun nuts' arsenals, which is rather the point

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Zyla posted:

is there a forecast to avoid, or join the fentanyl cloud on a given day

The fentanyl is all outside, just stay in Allegheny County and you're safe

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



sexpig by night posted:

lol LV police are getting such a handjob for not blowing the entire hotel up but they're still some of the dumbest dregs in America.

While this was being planned, they were dedicating a ton of resources to smear Michael Bennett lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Paddock was a multimillionaire old white guy

He is assumed the good guy until he stops being the good guy

He could have been moving guns on pallets into his room with a forklift and no one would have said a loving thing

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



I think we need to invent a new word to accurately describe just how stupid the president is

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vvjftVQj0E

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



mormonpartyboat posted:

what is a shaving mug

old timey cup with really sharp edges

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Epic High Five posted:

lol it should be emphasized that he did absolutely nothing illegal until he pulled the trigger

and I'm talking "illegal for a pleb" much less the loftier standard applied to millionaire white guys

exactly he literally broke zero laws leading up to the shooting, as far as i know, so what do they expect anyone to do?

im also enjoying cnn pundits trying to blame the filipino lady for not reporting him to the police for buying guns. im like umm this is america.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

what is a shaving mug

its a cup designed for use with old style shaving lather
, like you put soap in it, and you scramble up the soap into a lather, then there is a spot to push the brush into to reduce the amount of liquid on it

basically its a cup thats designed to be used for shaving. I've never used it im treating it as a family heirloom

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Epic High Five posted:

While this was being planned, they were dedicating a ton of resources to smear Michael Bennett lol

yea reminder that before this ace cop work they were focusing on saying an NFL player was an uppity negro

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WM7LtUU6QM

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I would gently caress this elephants trunk
I would gently caress this I began to thunk
I would gently caress it in the morning
I would gently caress it in the night
Elephant trunk delight

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