TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Old white men of any station complain and expect it to be received as some noble pursuit. They're literally proud of their public whining.

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Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

If the rurals cannot be contained or controlled then they must be destroyed.

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

https://twitter.com/lanadelraytheon/status/915719464703819776

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Significant Ant: Jun 14, 2017; by R. Guyovich

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Travon/status/915710412531912705

that makes the 3rd shooter like that has been on some kind of mood altering medication

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:31

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

exactly he literally broke zero laws leading up to the shooting, as far as i know, so what do they expect anyone to do?

im also enjoying cnn pundits trying to blame the filipino lady for not reporting him to the police for buying guns. im like umm this is america.

well technically he committed tons of felonies even before the final act, it's just that those obviously were not something that anyone could catch without reading his mind and would be hard to prosecute even if they had been caught

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Elephanthead posted:

I would gently caress this elephants trunk
I would gently caress this I began to thunk
I would gently caress it in the morning
I would gently caress it in the night
Elephant trunk delight

username av post combo

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

I've seen the President throw a dead spiral of a beautiful canned chicken through a tire at 30 yards

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Sir Tonk posted:

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Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Duscat posted:

yup all the laws are deliberately written to be stupid as gently caress

what they should say is something like "any gun or collection of objects that can be assembled into such in your possession that, in proficient hands, can put through more than six rounds without reloading, or more than 20 rounds per minute in total, gets you a mandatory minimum of 1 year imprisonment for first offense"

yeah you'd have to slag most of the gun nuts' arsenals, which is rather the point

i mean you can fire more than 20 rounds per minute with pre-ww1 bolt action rifles, and be pretty accurate too

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Sir Tonk posted:

Gonna admit I don't get this latest loss.jpg ref

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:33

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

https://twitter.com/lanadelraytheon/status/915719464703819776

lol

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Significant Ant posted:

that makes the 3rd shooter like that has been on some kind of mood altering medication

Hard to say that a premeditated act with four days of careful preparation are the result of medication

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Sir Tonk posted:

Still watching the skies

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/linernotesdanny/status/915687267993362437

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:34

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Duscat posted:

yup all the laws are deliberately written to be stupid as gently caress

what they should say is something like "any gun or collection of objects that can be assembled into such in your possession that, in proficient hands, can put through more than six rounds without reloading, or more than 20 rounds per minute in total, gets you a mandatory minimum of 1 year imprisonment for first offense"

yeah you'd have to slag most of the gun nuts' arsenals, which is rather the point

https://twitter.com/jonny_is_good/status/915314237777629185

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He could have been moving guns on pallets into his room with a forklift and no one would have said a loving thing

I could see this happening and the excuse being,

Paddock: "this is for a new ocean's eleven movie".

Underpaid security that doesn't give a gently caress on a good day: "carry on my white dude"

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:36

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Chokes McGee posted:

Gonna admit I don't get this latest loss.jpg ref

it's the bernie bro that shot off scalise's penis

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:36

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

i mean you can fire more than 20 rounds per minute with pre-ww1 bolt action rifles, and be pretty accurate too

yeah that's why i always stop to dither over what exact number to put in that slot when i post something like this, and these numbers obvs would have to be made to work in the real world

guns are loving horrible in the wrong hands, and yet you have to allow for hunting rifles

any quick reload method should probs be banned, so no clips for civilians

but i think a limit to a six round capacity alone would be enough to limit the scale of the massacres a hell of a lot, and would also discourage the most pointless ones

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/915722355757985792

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

zen death robot posted:

https://twitter.com/nbcpolitics/status/915317663789928448

is that a miller composition??

i can see it.

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Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Duscat posted:

yup all the laws are deliberately written to be stupid as gently caress

what they should say is something like "any gun or collection of objects that can be assembled into such in your possession that, in proficient hands, can put through more than six rounds without reloading, or more than 20 rounds per minute in total, gets you a mandatory minimum of 1 year imprisonment for first offense"

yeah you'd have to slag most of the gun nuts' arsenals, which is rather the point

You'd have to slag almost every gun made in the last 150 years

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Duscat posted:

so no clips for civilians

my mags are safe :smugdog:

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/915722355757985792

plug your property you fat disgusting piece of poo poo

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Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

throw the can you fat bitch

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Mariana Horchata posted:

is that a miller composition??

i can see it.

could be, it'd have comparisons to utopias of whiteness such as Colorado Springs to compare and contrast good gun-owning cities to bad eggs with too many laws

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Phi230 posted:

You'd have to slag almost every gun made in the last 150 years

yup

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Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/915690825849364480

lmao mass shootings have become viral marketing for the weapon industry

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:39

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/915722355757985792

choke to death on an overcooked steak

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:39

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

what if we banned all guns but for those old timey rifles where you have to pull the lever back to reload and those old timey shot guns with two barrels?

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Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Duscat posted:

yeah that's why i always stop to dither over what exact number to put in that slot when i post something like this, and these numbers obvs would have to be made to work in the real world

guns are loving horrible in the wrong hands, and yet you have to allow for hunting rifles

any quick reload method should probs be banned, so no clips for civilians

but i think a limit to a six round capacity alone would be enough to limit the scale of the massacres a hell of a lot, and would also discourage the most pointless ones

i feel like the only possible chance of this ever happening would be some bs concession where all existing guns are grandfathered in, like pre-ban full autos are, and everyone would just stockpile a million of them and make it pointless

you'd basically have to gut the nra to be able to do even the most watered-down lip service gun control though

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Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

Sir Tonk posted:

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Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Duscat posted:

yeah that's why i always stop to dither over what exact number to put in that slot when i post something like this, and these numbers obvs would have to be made to work in the real world

guns are loving horrible in the wrong hands, and yet you have to allow for hunting rifles

any quick reload method should probs be banned, so no clips for civilians

but i think a limit to a six round capacity alone would be enough to limit the scale of the massacres a hell of a lot, and would also discourage the most pointless ones

Ok you've banned clips now what about magazines

Are stripper clips and reload assistants banned too because my friend has arthritis and can't reload without one

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i think yall should adopt canadian gun laws :shrug:

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

i feel like the only possible chance of this ever happening would be some bs concession where all existing guns are grandfathered in, like pre-ban full autos are, and everyone would just stockpile a million of them and make it pointless

Yep, in the US you're basically grandfathering in 9 guns for every person who lives in the US

guns last forever

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Guy Goodbody posted:

what if we banned all guns but for those old timey rifles where you have to pull the lever back to reload and those old timey shot guns with two barrels?

that'd be pretty rad

slap some bump stocks on the ol' levergun, get some freedom

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the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Guy Goodbody posted:

what if we banned all guns but for those old timey rifles where you have to pull the lever back to reload and those old timey shot guns with two barrels?

extremely down for this

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Steve Scalise, whose cock and balls were shot off and whose rear end in a top hat was turned into a fine paste, has officially endorsed the method by which his cock and balls were shot off and his rear end in a top hat was turned into a fine paste.

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

also canadian gun culture

there are more firearms per person up here than in the states

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Phi230 posted:

You'd have to slag almost every gun made in the last 150 years

oh noooooooooo

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