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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Ransomware but for sex bots

and you are the hostage

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
alexa, please tell me how long i have left to live

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol remember how happy the world was we elected obama



yeah that ain't ever happening again

unpopular opinion but based on how hard americans tend to whiplash from politician to politician we're probably gonna elect the platonic ideal of decorum after this

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

thats the ticket

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

logikv9 posted:

alexa, please tell me how long i have left to live

death is certain, lmao

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Schnorkles posted:

unpopular opinion but based on how hard americans tend to whiplash from politician to politician we're probably gonna elect the platonic ideal of decorum after this

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/lbourgie/status/915712233610596352

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Gimme some butt coins or you lose all the session data for your jo device including the high scores

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

unpopular opinion but based on how hard americans tend to whiplash from politician to politician we're probably gonna elect the platonic ideal of decorum after this

obama 3rd term confirmed

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

logikv9 posted:

alexa, please tell me how long i have left to live

*delivers $10k pallet of egg timers to your house*

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

sullat posted:

Tell me more for my new race of driven assimilators.

mod in a trait for teledildonics for an increased trust cap and gain

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

unpopular opinion but based on how hard americans tend to whiplash from politician to politician we're probably gonna elect the platonic ideal of decorum after this

hm, i see, i see.


























































Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


tRUMP

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

haha the pitts penguins just blew it in overtime, tayne would be furious posting right now

you're welcome everyone

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zyla posted:

haha the pitts penguins just blew it in overtime, tayne would be furious posting right now

you're welcome everyone

good

gently caress tayne

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
free tori

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

heres a serious question tho

how many holodecks are onboard the enterprise, and do you think every crew memeber uses it to um, enhanced masturbate?

do you think there are schedules? waiting lists? how many crew members can it accommodate at once

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Zyla posted:

heres a serious question tho

how many holodecks are onboard the enterprise, and do you think every crew memeber uses it to um, enhanced masturbate?

do you think there are schedules? waiting lists? how many crew members can it accommodate at once

get this.... the whole thing is the holodeck

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Zyla posted:

heres a serious question tho

how many holodecks are onboard the enterprise, and do you think every crew memeber uses it to um, enhanced masturbate?

do you think there are schedules? waiting lists? how many crew members can it accommodate at once

it's canon that Ensign Harry Kim used his time to jerk off a lot

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zyla posted:

heres a serious question tho

how many holodecks are onboard the enterprise, and do you think every crew memeber uses it to um, enhanced masturbate?

do you think there are schedules? waiting lists? how many crew members can it accommodate at once

my recollection is that they skirt around this in both TNG and DS9 and that yes, they do

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Weeping Wound posted:

it's canon that Ensign Harry Kim used his time to jerk off a lot

ENTERPRISE NOT VOYAGER MODS????

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol thanks for the timely report fellas

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/915733434768744449

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
quarks rents holodecks which im sure is easy for the moneyless federation to get in on

also doesn't no one actually drink or w/e.. or its like a perfect buzz like alcohol with none of the side effects or something

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i wonder how well the computer logs the holodeck sessions

could a hacker know what positions that picard favors over troi?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Schnorkles posted:

my recollection is that they skirt around this in both TNG and DS9 and that yes, they do

ds9 made it explicitly clear that holodecks/suites were for jerkin' it purposes

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



booooooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/GraphicMatt/status/915742295491846145

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ds9 made it explicitly clear that holodecks/suites were for jerkin' it purposes

this is the future liberals want

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Man, Trump is such an rear end in a top hat. That is a giant loving sign on the Chicago River where there are basically no other signs.

It's was such a dick move.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Zyla posted:

heres a serious question tho

how many holodecks are onboard the enterprise, and do you think every crew memeber uses it to um, enhanced masturbate?

do you think there are schedules? waiting lists? how many crew members can it accommodate at once

do they say like holodeck six or do they say the holodeck i dont remember


the holodeck can do anything tho so by the time they hit 30 theyre into some really complicated poo poo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



TMMadman posted:

Man, Trump is such an rear end in a top hat. That is a giant loving sign on the Chicago River where there are basically no other signs.

It's was such a dick move.

yeah, vis-a-vis the Chicago River, that sign is like a permanent Dave Matthews Band tour bus

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



flyers up 2-0

TRUMP

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

flyers up 2-0

TRUMP

i used to watch the flyers a bunch as a kid so this makes me happy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what was the deal w that one holodeck-malfunction episode where one of the hologram badguys manages to walk a few steps out o the holodeck before de-rezzing or whatever

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tacodaemon posted:

what was the deal w that one holodeck-malfunction episode where one of the hologram badguys manages to walk a few steps out o the holodeck before de-rezzing or whatever

there was the holodeck sidestory in ds9 where they decided to leave the lounge singer's holodeck on all the time and i found it kinda weird but sorta heartwarming

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Zyla posted:

i wonder how well the computer logs the holodeck sessions

could a hacker know what positions that picard favors over troi?

lol "positions"


you ever fallen through the atmosphere of beta aqulae six beign crawled all over by a million centepede made of ululating labia

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

heres a serious question tho

how many holodecks are onboard the enterprise, and do you think every crew memeber uses it to um, enhanced masturbate?

do you think there are schedules? waiting lists? how many crew members can it accommodate at once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3hUHz5F6Hg

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
this holodeck discussion is going to lead to hurt feelings and tear this thread apart.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

lol "positions"


you ever fallen through the atmosphere of beta aqulae six beign crawled all over by a million centepede made of ululating labia

well, actually, I

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Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
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