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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Paracaidas posted:

Quick, someone make a joke about me dying of old age, surrounded by those who love me and content with how I've spent my life.

https://twitter.com/bradentonherald/status/915679347897495552

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

finally did the needful and joined my socialist party. met up to discuss volunteering for various projects and campaigns too

good imo

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Volkerball posted:

And I made a bunch of jokes about how dnd liberals carry water for fascists and now look

https://twitter.com/APBusiness/status/915654091946283014

What is going on in this house

heh, i'm in the clear. i would never shop at one of those stores

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
could you possibly list these stores?

Just so i can uhh not shop at them.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

heh, i'm in the clear. i would never shop at one of those stores

I heard they let their cashiers sit down at ALDI. It's best you not shop there. It would just upset your manager temper.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Volkerball posted:

And I made a bunch of jokes about how dnd liberals carry water for fascists and now look

https://twitter.com/APBusiness/status/915654091946283014

What is going on in this house

i dunno if you're buying seafood from walmart you kinda deserve whatever happens whether it's extreme gastrointestinal distress or a nuclear-armed north korea

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Well someone is buying salmon from Walmart and it's not me

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Do you now, or have you ever, had any affiliation with the Walmart frozen foods section.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
honestly i'm surprised they'd sell real salmon and not some dyed cheap farmed whitefish

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

Volkerball posted:

The Vegas shooter had "a lot" of our guns evidently. Kind of expected it since we make really high dollar offerings and the dude wasn't exactly pinching pennies. When I get to quit this job I will be real happy.

Yeah but they're phoning in their barrels.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
wal mart gets a wide variety of fresh stuff, just, the discount quality stuff that goes for cheap

a friend who worked at a cherry processing place mentioned crates of cherries that were of questionable quality and wondered if those were rejected cherries but it was a shipment headed to walmart

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
the wily kim has weaponised lox

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Why did yo blur out the phone number that sounds like something I am into.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

quote:

This comes a few days after video was released of Johnson reciting the beginning of the colonial-era Rudyard Kipling poem, “The Road to Mandalay,” during a visit to the most sacred Buddhist temple in Yangon, Myanmar, in January. Johnson was in front of a group of local officials, and thankfully the British ambassador stopped him, saying the poem was “not appropriate,” before he got to the part of the poem about a “Bloomin’ idol made o’ mud/ Wot they called the Great Gawd Budd.”

I hope Britain enjoys it when he becomes prime minister and y'all find out what it's like to be led by a golem made of lard and powered by racism

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
aldi is pretty cheap, but i dont buy salmon so unfortunetly cant say i support north korea

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pirate Radar posted:

I hope Britain enjoys it when he becomes prime minister and y'all find out what it's like to be led by a golem made of lard and powered by racism

Every single country is going batshit crazy and Im terrified what the Canadian Trump is going to look like.

Its going to be Doug Ford, brother of infamous Toronto crack mayor Rob Ford, and I will long for nothing more than the cold embrace of death

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Pirate Radar posted:

I hope Britain enjoys it when he becomes prime minister and y'all find out what it's like to be led by a golem made of lard and powered by racism
The British foreign secretary says Libya has the potential to turn the city of Sirte into the next Dubai, once it has cleared the dead bodies away.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I only like smoked salmon and blackened salmon. Although really any type of smoked fish or blackened fish I'll eat.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/915645208141881344

how is he so good

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


i got called a zealot today by someone who said the widening gap between the rich and poor doesn't mean a lesser quality of life for the poor

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

yo what the gently caress?


sudo rm -rf posted:

i got called a zealot today by someone who said the widening gap between the rich and poor doesn't mean a lesser quality of life for the poor
I get where they're coming from. What, they're going to be more poor? It's like being more dead or more of a tankie. These things aren't on a spectrum.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
being poor is a spectrum tho, im poor cause all but a few of my money goes to bills and rent, a homeless person is certainly more poor then me

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010


i feel like i need to go take a shower and then like hide under a million blankets with the lights on. that poo poo is loving chilling

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Octatonic posted:

i feel like i need to go take a shower and then like hide under a million blankets with the lights on. that poo poo is loving chilling

:same:

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

lol lowtax is murdering his own forums

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
its about time

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
at last, the day is come. my body, which is star-kin, stretches incredibly nudely across the pentagram drawn w/catsup as i ready my flesh vessel to transform into a forever-burning fire that will engulf the servers and cause all whomst're left behind to get a wicked case of burn-in on their monitors. i mutter trump's name and gulp down my glass of poison flavor-aid (value version of kool aid)

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Rodatose posted:

at last, the day is come. my body, which is star-kin, stretches incredibly nudely across the pentagram drawn w/catsup as i ready my flesh vessel to transform into a forever-burning fire that will engulf the servers and cause all whomst're left behind to get a wicked case of burn-in on their monitors. i mutter trump's name and gulp down my glass of poison flavor-aid (value version of kool aid)

don't steal avs brand

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
i wake up a day later on a beach, hair matted with mud/goose feces and wearing a barrel like in a cartoon to hide my shame. a passing child tells me i was beaten up and all of my possessions stolen by a different child who i had gotten into an argument with about stephen universe

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i would never use my body as a weapon against this website, which i inexplicably love like a deformed and unviable keet

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
on the way back to my room in the stink tenement, i am stopped in the stairwell by the building's slumlord. they are raising their voice about something in their hand... it's printouts with images of their high school friend's festering krokodil sores on them. i say i am not interested and they hit me with a blackjack + tell me rent is going up

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Oct 5, 2017

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Pirate Radar posted:

I hope Britain enjoys it when he becomes prime minister and y'all find out what it's like to be led by a golem made of lard and powered by racism

kipling was such a little poo poo and i'm glad his son died young, the fucker

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




A 29-year-old man in Switzerland recently received an anonymous letter from his “worried” neighbors after he hung a Jack Daniel's flag in front of his apartment.

Their problem? They mistook the whiskey brand’s logo for the black and white logo of ISIS, and feared the young man may be a supporter of the Islamic State.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

mandatory lesbian posted:

being poor is a spectrum tho, im poor cause all but a few of my money goes to bills and rent, a homeless person is certainly more poor then me

D'you have a color TV? A refrigerator? Hm?

Then, are you really actually poor?

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i actually dont own a tv lol

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i do have a fridge, but own is a strong word since it came with the apartment

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Hm. Interesting. I suppose it's possible that Fox News has mislead me and there is a way to be poor without being homeless.

Also I see that Thunderdome has fully morphed into the BadThread complete with ClintonSlave chat and wokeness lecturing from the guy who believes that working class and urbanite are two separate but equalgroups.

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
got on a bus downtown at 8:40, still rush hour, and it was empty

cursed bus

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