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PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Current events are lost on this thread.
Stupid millennials don't get electricity jokes. It's a sine of the times.

Maybe they all ride the short buss?

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Always check behind your work area





I can't believe he doesn't have any safety goggles etc on!

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Always check behind your work area





I can't believe he doesn't have any safety goggles etc on!

Yeah, but he went the extra mile to apply some anti-glare eyeliner

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Hubis posted:

Yeah, but he went the extra mile to apply some anti-glare eyeliner

He needs something to distract from his missing eyebrows.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Proof that Wye > Delta.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Collateral Damage posted:

SA had terrible pun chains long before reddit was a single unfortunate thought in the back of its creator's head the first redditor was anything more than a lecherous leer between syphilitic siblings.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


DEM DUKE BOYS!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

Proof that Wye > Delta.

Goddamn.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Look at the tyre.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Hair Elf

Platystemon posted:

Proof that Wye > Delta.

:drat:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

Proof that Wye > Delta.

:vince:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
That boot did zig-zag though.

Szechuan
Mar 3, 2008

Xaintrailles posted:

Look at the tyre.

Pretty sure you can see it arc from the roof to the wing tip, then from the wing to the amber light, then from the tire to the ground.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
One of the local churches was struck by lightning and it actually severed the lightning rod on the roof in half.

(For your 'angering god' joke pleasure, the roof was also badly damaged by hail. On the other hand, they were already planning to start raising money to have work done just because it was 15 years or so old, and now insurance will cover a lot of that...)

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Always check behind your work area





I can't believe he doesn't have any safety goggles etc on!

Narcos looks different on the second watch

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
From the cover of a book on home improvement through improvised means.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

thank u 4 ur service o7

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

At least for the "let's shoot the targets that people are holding" and shooting at each other I hope they're using Simunition or something similar. They're low velocity plastic bullets that have enough energy to punch holes in paper at close range, but won't do more than sting a little if you hit someone with a few layers of clothing over.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



Row, row, row your boat

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

there was some miserable show called bering sea gold and it was about these people who live on the alaska coast and try to scrape enough gold out of the ocean to live a marginal existence through the long alaskan winter. everyone had these homemade gold dredges and most of them involved divers vacuuming silt off the ocean floor but the big dogs in town had a barge with a backhoe that would scoop up silt and dump it in a machine to shake out the gold, they often ended up paddling the barge around with the backhoe as well. so if you want to watch a whole bad show about this concept its out there



other highlights included a young woman who lived with her dipshit boyfriend in a yurt on the beach. in alaska. the producers of the show were trying real hard to turn her into some kind of eye candy appeal for the show, but their dredging attempts were always hilarious failures. her dad lived in a bus behind someone's house. everyone was an alcoholic

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Oct 4, 2017

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
hey i dont come to the OSHA thread for survival shaming yurtbros

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Collateral Damage posted:

At least for the "let's shoot the targets that people are holding" and shooting at each other I hope they're using Simunition or something similar. They're low velocity plastic bullets that have enough energy to punch holes in paper at close range, but won't do more than sting a little if you hit someone with a few layers of clothing over.

That guy who got shot in the leg reacted in such a way that I'm not 100% sure the bandaging afterward was part of a demonstration...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Interstate '98 looking good.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Peetown Manning posted:

hey i dont come to the OSHA thread for survival shaming yurtbros

he's not so much a rugged survivalist as trying to optimize his liquor vs. housing expenses

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Good goddamn. Stolen.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



lol thats so loving pathetic. good thing my guys just run saws over with skid steers. I'm sensing that it was a left handed person because that angle is so retarded.

20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Oct 5, 2017

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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A good tip: never make angled back cuts. For many reasons.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

boner confessor posted:

everyone was an alcoholic

Welcome to Alaska.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


boner confessor posted:

there was some miserable show called bering sea gold and it was about these people who live on the alaska coast and try to scrape enough gold out of the ocean to live a marginal existence through the long alaskan winter. everyone had these homemade gold dredges and most of them involved divers vacuuming silt off the ocean floor but the big dogs in town had a barge with a backhoe that would scoop up silt and dump it in a machine to shake out the gold, they often ended up paddling the barge around with the backhoe as well. so if you want to watch a whole bad show about this concept its out there



other highlights included a young woman who lived with her dipshit boyfriend in a yurt on the beach. in alaska. the producers of the show were trying real hard to turn her into some kind of eye candy appeal for the show, but their dredging attempts were always hilarious failures. her dad lived in a bus behind someone's house. everyone was an alcoholic

That was a great show for OSHA.

If I remember correctly the girl with the loving dipshit boyfriend went on her own. Also her dad was a somewhat successful small time miner but lost his mind. There was a season where the producers had her bring some friends from back home to mine (or be the eye candy) - it was a winter season so diving through ice holes and I think it nearly ended badly.

I loved that show.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/o1n6zBD.gifv

Memento fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Oct 5, 2017

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Holy poo poo

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

ChesterJT posted:

Holy poo poo



I feel like there's one of these, pages and pages ago, where the train collides with a truck or car and, as the dust settles and the pieces come to rest, with perfect comedic timing, the gates start dinging and drop.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

I feel like there's one of these, pages and pages ago, where the train collides with a truck or car and, as the dust settles and the pieces come to rest, with perfect comedic timing, the gates start dinging and drop.

Maybe this one you're thinking of? The delay's a bit long but it still fits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXVFo6lUAJg

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

That is an animated train right?

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Collateral Damage posted:

At least for the "let's shoot the targets that people are holding" and shooting at each other I hope they're using Simunition or something similar. They're low velocity plastic bullets that have enough energy to punch holes in paper at close range, but won't do more than sting a little if you hit someone with a few layers of clothing over.

We have actually practiced the crossover at the beginning of the video (although we weren't firing, just passing in front someone holding a hallway) and the high/low at 1:20 with simunition.

Given the volume level, the recoil, and the muzzle flash, it sure looks like live rounds in the rest of the video, which is just pure insanity.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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