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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
stop putting the presidents diseased testicles, in my eyes, brain, soul

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

low news: newspapers, broadcast networks, twitter

high news: *puts testicles in vice grip and huffs helium* newspapers, broadcast networks, twitter

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

got my WaWa breakfast sammy got some spicy Trump tweets gon drink me some Hot Coffee gonna lmao some Hot Trumps while I take a Hot Dump. Good morning.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
a pretty good temper tantrum from pissbaby today

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

if Rexy had any balls or self-worth whatsoever he'd resign right now

he has neither balls nor self-worth

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Robert Plant posted:

if Rexy had any balls or self-worth whatsoever he'd resign right now

he has neither balls nor self-worth

sexy rexy doesn't need you to think he has self-worth or balls, because he knows he can UNLEASH THE DRAGON

he's a FUNSLINGER

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

"gently caress it, i'm going deep state" - sexy rexy tillerson just before accepting secretary of state

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




check in w the discord, link in the topic or right here https://discord.gg/3qVrHJE

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
plz add me on Twitter bgates420

g*dbless


trump eats farts :smuggo:

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

deadgoon posted:

stop putting the presidents diseased testicles, in my eyes, brain, soul
A classic lyric from Modest Mouse hit "Piss Be Salty."

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

my working theory is that trump is just "trumpy" at the beginnings of the month when his med prescriptions are refilled

or his prescriptions are depleted idk I'm still working on this theory

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Gonna Geo reference some more maps by staring at them really hard and clicking some buttons

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Trump broke our brains, and then he broke our thread.

Might as well Trump! TRUMP!
*synth riff

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Trump seems like he's in the late throes of dementia.

But we're defending him till the end.

He can barely read cue cards.

The best president.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


uh

he seems more unhinged than usual

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Trump

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

uh

he seems more unhinged than usual

he remembered the investigation existed, and got mad

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

euphronius posted:

uh

he seems more unhinged than usual

not really

did you miss him putting bounty on puerto ricans earlier in the week?

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Is he mad because scavino made everyone know tillerson called him a smoothbrain idiot

Or is he mad because something big n bad is coming

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yinlock posted:

he remembered the investigation existed, and got mad

I was watching sports yesterday

did the sneate committee just give up and give everything to mueller ?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Cool, I can post on a new sex number page.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


redneck nazgul posted:

sexy rexy doesn't need you to think he has self-worth or balls, because he knows he can UNLEASH THE DRAGON

he's a FUNSLINGER

gross man

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

the whiniest, bitchiest, most ineffectual dictator

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



jerry seinfel posted:

Is he mad because scavino made everyone know tillerson called him a smoothbrain idiot

Or is he mad because something big n bad is coming

or is he mad because he got doodoo brain

or is he mad his brains aren't diarrhea enough :thunk:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Why the gently caress is Tex Drillerson still even SecState? He could be living it up right now doing literally anything else, up to and including nothing.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Cool, I can post on a new sex number page.

24 is only a sex number in the employee lounge at CTU

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


gradenko_2000 posted:

Why the gently caress is Tex Drillerson still even SecState? He could be living it up right now doing literally anything else, up to and including nothing.

Exxon purchased his seat, same way DeVos bought hers.

Pinely
Jul 23, 2013
College Slice

redneck nazgul posted:

not really

did you miss him putting bounty on puerto ricans earlier in the week?

yeah he also almost chucked cans of chicken at some puerto ricans a few days ago. these tweets are real tame compared to that.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

Why the gently caress is Tex Drillerson still even SecState? He could be living it up right now doing literally anything else, up to and including nothing.
His wife wanted him to.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


http://cspam.xyz

in case things go bad, click the emergency jeb

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


punchymcpunch posted:

24 is only a sex number in the employee lounge at CTU

Every number is a sex number if you think about it

except 1

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Exxon The Russians purchased his seat, same way DeVos bought hers.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Every number is a sex number if you think about it

except 1

I beg to differ

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Unperson_47 posted:

or is he mad because he got doodoo brain

or is he mad his brains aren't diarrhea enough :thunk:

Trump is a piss pig tyvm he doesn't touch de poopoo

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

jerry seinfel posted:

Is he mad because scavino made everyone know tillerson called him a smoothbrain idiot

Or is he mad because something big n bad is coming

he's mad

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

safely sodomized posted:

http://cspam.xyz

in case things go bad, click the emergency jeb

:f5:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nothing's going to "go bad," clam down.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

FactsAreUseless posted:

Nothing's going to "go bad," clam down.

This thread, everyday, for 258 days.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.
I hope he's starting his fake news campaign early today because something big is going to drop and he is preemptively getting ahead of it. but he's not that smart.

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kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

FactsAreUseless posted:

Nothing's going to "go bad," clam down.

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