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pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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A $1000 mortgage in San Francisco? Are they living in someone's cupboard?

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

jerry seinfel posted:

holy poo poo the rest of this guy's twitter

literally the definition of toxic masculinity

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

jerry seinfel posted:

john wayne died so they could make that genghis khan movie. that's something.

john wayne had something like 60lbs of impacted poo poo found when they autopsied him

i wonder if that's a record trump will beat

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Did you guys break the forums again

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

honestly it's not a very good impression at all, so this is a completely typical hilarry thing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I kind of want to watch island of dr moreau

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

new kind of cat posted:

john wayne had something like 60lbs of impacted poo poo found when they autopsied him

i wonder if that's a record trump will beat

as long as he weighs more than 60lbs when he dies

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

juche avocado posted:

gun control is antifemnisn becuause what if i need to shoot my rapist to death, take that

alternatively if a woman is carrying and gets shot in the stomach and

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lmao

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

euphronius posted:

I kind of want to watch island of dr moreau

Old one or Val Kilmer one?

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

pushpins posted:

A $1000 mortgage in San Francisco? Are they living in someone's cupboard?

i think it's british, so it's a weekly mortgage. or something, i don't know

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

angerbeet posted:

Did you guys break the forums again

It was me. I'm the guy who turned the power off in the datacenter last night

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


pathetic little tramp posted:

lol Americans are pussies

lol :sad:

what a bunch of weenies. I used to do landscaping for even less pay than that :smug:

once our boss even made us dig a trench, uphill (both ways!), in the rain (with wolves chasing us). We were like yo boss its raining, time to go home! And then he tossed some ponchos at us and was like START DIGGING U MAGGOTS

im just joking about the wolves though

Or am i

Come to think of it, the threat of wolf death might be a good motivator for lazy workers

Maybe we can add wolf pits to our future debtor prisons too

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Old one or Val Kilmer one?

al Kilmer

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Addamere posted:

yeah see thats a much more logical response

:yeah: im def worth h8ing :)

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

TheWevel posted:

i think it's british, so it's a weekly mortgage. or something, i don't know

It makes much more sense if it's weekly. $4000/m is about spot on for a very small place in San Francisco where your son has a bed and you sleep in a nice sock drawer.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

:yeah: im def worth h8ing :)

hahahah i said this write after a euphronies post

automatic pick me up thanks bud :unsmith:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

weekly mortgages ???

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

:stare:

holy gently caress thats pretty evil

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Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

After she "mentored" this child by completely removing her from the public school system, she used the episode as an example of herself working within the public school system.

😱 that's actually the worst

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

And vicki vallencourt

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/915970117799948289

im hungry for sushi all of a sudden...

death is certain, president shrimp tempura

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Addamere posted:

i mean if u accept that people are lazy ingrates who will not work for below a certain wage then the sensible thing to me seems to be to offer a wage higher than that but you know i also am not a corporation so im dumb af

mah profits!!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


do not sign your posts

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Jesus Christ

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Serf
May 5, 2011



fat valbert

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

do not sign your posts

im trying to lose weight ok!?!!?!?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

It's really hard to understand the motivations of someone like that. Why is he putting so much work and time into taking away people's healthcare? It doesn't benefit him at all. He already has more money then he can spend in what's left of his lifetime.

Is it just sadism?

he'd make tons more money in the private sector peddling influence and he's already reached his peak with stealing a supreme court seat

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Val was awesome in the doors

Cannot hate

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://twitter.com/valkilmer/status/872296447709896704

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

white sauce posted:

:stare:

holy gently caress thats pretty evil

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



*endless screaming*

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/915981182399115264

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


new kind of cat posted:

john wayne had something like 60lbs of impacted poo poo found when they autopsied him

i wonder if that's a record trump will beat

that's actually Trump's origin story

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


lol
i was right
ur all doomsday morons

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

new kind of cat posted:

john wayne had something like 60lbs of impacted poo poo found when they autopsied him

i wonder if that's a record trump will beat

this is one of my favorite blatant lies to spread. I seriously love telling people that John Wayne died with tons of poo poo inside of him.

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jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/915970117799948289

im hungry for sushi all of a sudden...

death is certain, president shrimp tempura

if this fucks with my sardines im gonna be really salty

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