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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/915761527688450049

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
hey sometimes the world is all right

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

The bounty hunter ambushes his target...

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Elfface posted:

The bounty hunter ambushes his target...

:frogout:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

He needed TP for his bungled hop.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The UK Apprentice started again last night and I saw this clip today from a few series ago. The penultimate stage is a series of interviews where the remaining candidates pitch their business plans. Claude Litner is always incredibly harsh on the candidates however he seemingly found someone he's impressed with

https://www.facebook.com/TheApprenticeReaction/videos/1938795933044019/

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Trig Discipline posted:

hey sometimes the world is alt right

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

What is it with retards and paper towels?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



mobby_6kl posted:

What is it with retards and paper towels?



In his mind this would have looked awesome if he were facing a cheering jubilant crowd of grateful survivors, yelling and screaming with their arms outstretched, tears streaming down their faces to receive the manna from heaven. He would have been like a fuckin rock star

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

EmmyOk posted:

The UK Apprentice started again last night and I saw this clip today from a few series ago. The penultimate stage is a series of interviews where the remaining candidates pitch their business plans. Claude Litner is always incredibly harsh on the candidates however he seemingly found someone he's impressed with

https://www.facebook.com/TheApprenticeReaction/videos/1938795933044019/

When I was trying to find a job after almost 6 months of unemployment I had an interview almost exactly like this. I was applying for absolutely everything (including very high end positions) and lied all up and down on my applications (it eventually worked). It was an interview for a VP position in marketing or something and after the initial meeting and small talk she asked the first real interview question I just stared at her for a couple of seconds and walked out.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/915928029628641280

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

She ain't wrong.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

syscall girl posted:

Naming your font "grotesk" is a little on the nose but okay

(maybe :thejoke:, but) "Grotesque"/"Grotesk" is a style of typeface, also called Gothic:

quote:

...frequently used as a synonym with sans serif. At other times, it is used (along with "Neo-Grotesque", "Humanist", "Lineal", and "Geometric") to describe a particular style or subset of sans-serif typefaces. The first sans-serif typeface called grotesque was also the first sans-serif typeface containing actual lowercase letters.

(source)

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

nice

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

mobby_6kl posted:

What is it with retards and paper towels?



From what I read in the TROMP thread he was about to start pitching canned chicken and the crowd were all no, no, don't

That would have been a photo op and no mistake, gramma's scalp split and pissing blood after being beaned by the President.

The_end
May 17, 2014

NoneMoreNegative posted:

From what I read in the TROMP thread he was about to start pitching canned chicken and the crowd were all no, no, don't

That would have been a photo op and no mistake, gramma's scalp split and pissing blood after being beaned by the President.

Donald looks like he would enjoy being in a Mardi Gras parade.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

NoneMoreNegative posted:

From what I read in the TROMP thread he was about to start pitching canned chicken and the crowd were all no, no, don't

That would have been a photo op and no mistake, gramma's scalp split and pissing blood after being beaned by the President.

Oh man, do you have a link?

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/HIi59e9.gifv

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I warned you about stairs bro. I told you dog.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"


The irony is, the indictment doesn't even relate to the Cville protests.

This is about an incident back in January where he got into a fight outside a mall; he punched a guy in the face, and then swore out a criminal complaint that the guy assaulted him. When the surveillance video was put into evidence showing otherwise, the charges against the other guy were dropped, and Kessler was slapped with a misdemeanor assault charge (which he pled guilty to in exchange for a suspended sentence).

Now, they're going after him for the false police report, which is a felony in his state.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

Crossover with the dumb marketing thread but the new Dropbox reboot is hilariously bad.

https://dropbox.design/

I'm genuinely curious if this website if navigation friendly to people with various types of colorblindness. After seeing an endless hell of tumblr themes with 9px light grey font on pure white backgrounds, I can appreciate the larger fonts. :shobon:

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Toast Museum posted:

Oh man, do you have a link?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.aeb84d52b104

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Whoops.

Hope it was worth it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

https://twitter.com/annalecta/status/915989154609160197

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Whoops.

Hope it was worth it.

I went to look up what the nearest hospital to this carnival was, and found this article:
http://myfox8.com/2017/10/03/man-killed-in-winston-salem-hit-and-run/

quote:

At about 4:05 a.m., Winston-Salem police responded to an "unknown trouble" call involving a person lying in the road in the 400 block of Deacon Boulevard. Upon arrival, officers found 41-year-old Michael Jason Curl, of Hickory, dead in the roadway.

Either he was lying there for awhile, or he was going to the carnival at 4 in the morning for some reason. What an interesting story.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Whoops.

Hope it was worth it.

Driver was neither charged, nor paid :v:

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Goddamn. Also, holy poo poo at him telling people recovering from a hurricane "have a good time."

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Antivax mom goes to jail for refusing to vaccinate child
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41504796

https://imgur.com/gallery/lCz85
Lady steals from boutique, gets caught via facebook

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

canyoneer posted:

Antivax mom goes to jail for refusing to vaccinate child
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41504796

Sort of, but that makes it sound like the law says "vaccinate your kid or go to jail." She was in a custody dispute with the father, the father wanted them vaccinated, after much was said and done the judge issued a court order for her to do so, and she's gone to jail for contempt of course for refusing to comply with it.

Still: Good.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

epenthesis posted:

Somehow this thread has passed 1200 pages without one mention of the vintage story of Blair Hornstine, one of the first people to have their lives destroyed by the power of internet hatred. (Link is to an update; full story is at the bottom.)

TL;DR: Harvard-bound HS senior has the highest GPA in her class, in part because she had been excused from gym (unspecified medical reasons) and was able to take additional honors/AP courses, which were weighted more heavily. School district considers making the runner-up a co-valedictorian. High scorer sues school district and wins, since the rules are clear. Student body and internet turn against her. Internet detectives discover that her "young people's perspective" column in the local paper was heavily plagiarized. Harvard withdraws its acceptance. She is so hated by her classmates that she is unable to attend graduation, and the sole speech is given by the salutatorian (who does go to Harvard in the fall). Her settlement with the school district just barely covers legal fees.

She might as well have asked the monkey's paw to make her valedictorian.

Yeah, she's doing fine it looks like: http://www.hornstine.com/blair-leah-hornstine/

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

oh no, looks like William & Mary WILL do

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

canyoneer posted:

https://imgur.com/gallery/lCz85
Lady steals from boutique, gets caught via facebook

I think the new bracelets at the end look pretty good on her.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Poor bird wonders why the children won't grow up and fly away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiupEsklQmA

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



china bot posted:

oh no, looks like William & Mary WILL do

But is she ever going back to that place where she used to study?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

This is the best username/post combo I've seen in a while.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

china bot posted:

oh no, looks like William & Mary WILL do

Amazing.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

quote:

GOP congressman Tim Murphy of PA announced Wednesday that he would resign from Congress amid revelations of an extramarital affair in which the anti-abortion lawmaker urged his mistress to get an abortion when he thought she was pregnant.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

I love how they stand there confused on what to possibly do for a few moments.

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVceIdoWf5o&t=393s

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