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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/916073799031943168

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

[quote="“kaleedity”" post="“477094381”"]
was I a jerk for asking a coworker today if he knew the significance of red shoelaces while he was wearing them
[/quote]

did he ask you about your time machine to 1984?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

please explain in 3 emojis or less

😭🚫🏡

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lmao i hope vance gets disbarred

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trump won over 50% with white millennials

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Well, duh. :rolleye:

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/916070440690266112

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jarofpiss posted:

please explain in 3 emojis or less

🍆🐙👌

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

kaleedity posted:

was I a jerk for asking a coworker today if he knew the significance of red shoelaces while he was wearing them

wait when's labor day again

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Seems like sexing a kid up would ensure he doesn't try committing suicide again. :haw:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

all day i dream about, "bell pepper"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

wait when's labor day again

it's the same day as military day

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




you're just mad you live in the sewers and no one wants to bone YOU

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




prefect posted:

Seems like sexing a kid up would ensure he doesn't try committing suicide again. :haw:

why would you even say that

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

Seems like sexing a kid up would ensure he doesn't try committing suicide again. :haw:

raping children is not the answer

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/tedhartii/status/915993227316154368

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


yo legit I think we should hold people in Maine to waaaaay lower standards

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Der Meister posted:

what is it about nazis that appeals to these idiot techies

White Male empowerment for individuals who are socially incompetent. Individuals who want to be free to act like lovely human beings and assholes and resent others telling them no.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

almost all white millenials are insanely incredibly racist

thanks for the heads up, guy who calls things he doesnt like faggots

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

love the military discipline of kelly's leakproof whitehouse

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

Seems like sexing a kid up would ensure he doesn't try committing suicide again. :haw:

wwooooooooooooww

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I feel like the news could easily get anyone fired just by reporting anonymously sourced poo poo talk.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




*takes breath*

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trump won over 50% with white millennials

i would go so far to say as every single white millenial is an extreme racist

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Holy poo poo. :staredog:

https://twitter.com/JohnLockesKnife/status/916013990421172225

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


isn't this the same guy who took some cash from trump's lawyers after not indicting trump's kids lmao

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

prefect posted:

Seems like sexing a kid up would ensure he doesn't try committing suicide again. :haw:

:yikes:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-05/bank-behind-fearless-girl-statue-settles-u-s-gender-pay-dispute

quote:

State Street Corp., the $2.6 trillion asset manager that installed the Fearless Girl statue on Wall Street, agreed to settle U.S. allegations that it discriminated against hundreds of female executives by paying them less than male colleagues.

The custody bank will pay $5 million to more than 300 women, following a U.S. Department of Labor audit that uncovered the alleged discrepancies, according to a settlement agreement disclosed Wednesday.

The Labor Department alleged that women in senior leadership positions at Boston-based State Street received lower base salaries, bonus pay and total compensation since at least December 2010. The company said it has cooperated fully with the agency and that it disagreed with the findings of the audit, which was done in 2012.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i thought better of you prefect

and then you make a joke like that

im disappointed

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



fits my needs posted:

raping children is not the answer

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



prefect posted:

Seems like sexing a kid up would ensure he doesn't try committing suicide again. :haw:

I'm glad to know you'd say this even if it were a female student and a male teacher

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



jarofpiss posted:

i would go so far to say as every single white millenial is an extreme racist

speaking as a honkey myself, yes

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

private sources: donald trump called himself a moron retard

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


oh so huh trump was lying the whole time

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Der Meister posted:

isn't this the same guy who took some cash from trump's lawyers after not indicting trump's kids lmao

why yes! yes it is! what a funny world we live in.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



TRUMP258: awash in successful women

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

we frown on the rape of children here in cspam

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

[quote="“prefect”" post="“477094491”"]
Holy poo poo. :staredog:

https://twitter.com/JohnLockesKnife/status/916013990421172225
[/quote]

sandy hook issue

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

private sources: donald trump furious with donald trump after press report of donald trump calling himself a moron retard

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



:nono:

you do not get to "lol penis envy"

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