Fantasy Football 2017 GDT: We all lose.

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

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The Dougernaut is better.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:28

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:43

Ben Nevis: Jan 20, 2011

Swole Mole was always the better name.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Dougernaut will always be a COMPLETE AND UTTER poo poo NICKNAME

because he tried to nickname himself lmao

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:31

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I like it because it reminds me of that hilarious Juggernaut bitch video

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:31

Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Yeah the surest way to make a nickname stick is to talk about how much you don't like it. Muscle Hamster for life.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:34

opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

Wasn't it because it was what his ex girlfriend called him and they ended on bad terms?

Regardless, I love http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-muscle-hamster/

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gilly inside the ten :pray:

edit: nooo I hit submit and they closeup on him jogging off

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:36

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

I for one am very happy that I invested heavily in Chris Hogan.

Not so much on Gillislee.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:39

Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Thanks be to Hogan, my de facto WR1 this week.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Work league going well

Also I need it to go well because I talked poo poo at the draft that they could just take my league dues out of my winnings and I still haven't paid.

4-0 though

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:40

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Pats commit penalties, manage to convert a first down anyway on some good passing to amendola and white on the edges, OL looks like crap, Brady is still Brady. You can tell the tampa bay defense smells blood because they are dialing up blitzes and pressure plays. Ryan Russell is hurt. Gillislee getting red zone touches. Chris Hogan TD pass.

e. wait should I stop summarizing the game? I probably should.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:40

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

drat the one time I see Allen run an actual route and Brady looks his way...only to throw a TD to Hogan.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:42

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

Why is it a touchdown when you catch the ball in the air and land in bounds out of the endzone?

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:43

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

lol winston deserved a horrible INT on that play, what a stupid stupid throw

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:43

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Tyree posted:

Why is a touchdown when you catch the ball in the air and land in bounds out of the endzone?

had possession on the other side of the plane. boop td.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:44

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Tyree posted:

Why is a touchdown when you catch the ball in the air and land in bounds out of the endzone?

you only have to cross the plane with the ball. Same reason you can dive across the corner with your body entirely outside the end zone but hold the ball out over the corner peg and it counts.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:44

AnacondaHL: Feb 15, 2009; I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Leperflesh posted:

Pats commit penalties, manage to convert a first down anyway on some good passing to amendola and white on the edges, OL looks like crap, Brady is still Brady. You can tell the tampa bay defense smells blood because they are dialing up blitzes and pressure plays. Ryan Russell is hurt. Gillislee getting red zone touches. Chris Hogan TD pass.

e. wait should I stop summarizing the game? I probably should.

Pats D bad, Bucs D bad, Pats o-line bad, Winston bad throwing, Muscle Hamster good.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:44

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

Leperflesh posted:

you only have to cross the plane with the ball. Same reason you can dive across the corner with your body entirely outside the end zone but hold the ball out over the corner peg and it counts.

ok then why not keep up the receiver in the air as the defender and walk out of bounds

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:46

Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

That little thing about "where was Jameis at the start of Brady's career?" Is loving mind blowing.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:46

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

AnacondaHL posted:

Pats D bad, Bucs D bad, Pats o-line bad, Winston bad throwing, Muscle Hamster good.

Yes. Also Evans... pretty good, brady good, amendola good, white good

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:47

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Tyree posted:

ok then why not keep up the receiver in the air as the defender and walk out of bounds

if the reciever's feet come down out of bounds than the catch was out of bounds and wasn't a catch, and if it wasn't a catch, then the ball didn't break the plane while under control.

In this case the receiver landed in bounds, and the ball crossed the plane, so the ball was still under control and it's a TD

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:48

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

white just got a red zone carry, so it's not automatically gilly

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:51

AnacondaHL: Feb 15, 2009; I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

0 targets to TE so far with Gronk out

gee ya think

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:52

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

AnacondaHL posted:

0 targets to TE so far with Gronk out

gee ya think

# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:59

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

cooks is good

# ? Oct 6, 2017 03:21

AnacondaHL: Feb 15, 2009; I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Update: Nick Folk also bad

# ? Oct 6, 2017 03:54

AnacondaHL: Feb 15, 2009; I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

AnacondaHL posted:

Update: Nick Folk also bad

holy poo poo this meltdown

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:10

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

lol I almost streamed Folk tonight. Bullet dodged.

Poor dude.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:11

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

I haven't had a QB-WR combo poo poo my bed as much as Winston and Evans have tonight, in a long time.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:15

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

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I haven�t had a QB-WR combo poo poo my bed as much as Winston and Evans have tonight, in a long time.
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At least you didn't start Dwayne Allen. Lmao...gently caress...

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:17

opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

I play in a league we call the "Suck League". Kickers get points for missing field goals. Folk is doing well there!

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:24

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Suave Fedora posted:

I haven't had a QB-WR combo poo poo my bed as much as Winston and Evans have tonight, in a long time.

Yyyyep, the good news is, I don't have to worry about the rest of my team now.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:24

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

All the dropped passes

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:25

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

Why didn't you throw to Evans you poopmatazz

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:26

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

Fuckinn jump ball it to evans

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:39

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Ugh, facing Jameis and it looked great until he scored like 14 points in the last 10 minutes.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:40

Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Chris Hogan is definitely my best sleeper draft pick this year.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Doppelganger posted:

Chris Hogan is definitely my best sleeper draft pick this year.

My Hogan & KHunt team is gonna ~~stroll to the finals~~ fail to make the playoffs because they'll both suck from the moment I made this post.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:14

Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Spoeank posted:

My Hogan & KHunt team is gonna ~~stroll to the finals~~ fail to make the playoffs because they'll both suck from the moment I made this post.

Oh, you DICK!

# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:33

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MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Yay Gore! Miss you dude.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 18:04

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