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Super Grocery Kart posted:Lol if you don't show your penis chart to all the ladies you ask out. I taped my penis chart to the back of my driver's license. It's very convenient.
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Honky Dong Country posted:I taped my penis chart to the back of my driver's license. It's very convenient. "Officer you see I was actually doing a 10 in a 30 zone"
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 17:15 |
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That chart has no accurate representations of mine own weiner. Thanks for reading
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:11 |
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Inkfish posted:That chart has no accurate representations of mine own weiner. Thanks for reading no it's there, it's just too small to see.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:14 |
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My penis is a grower not a shower, so please view Appendices A and B after examining the penis chart.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:53 |
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Rough Lobster posted:My penis is a grower not a shower, so please view Appendices A and B after examining the penis chart. Look I'll believe that it's big but there's no way it's making it all the way from my navel to my appendix
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:33 |
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Please fund my comprehensive penis chart kickstarter. This will replace dick picks once completed
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:44 |
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pushpins posted:Please fund my comprehensive penis chart kickstarter. This will replace dick picks once completed What sort of rewards can you offer if I pledge at the $5000 level?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:07 |
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Okay this one takes the cake Background info: Australia is currently divided thanks to our clown of a Prime Minister who decided to spend $122 million on a postal survey, asking if we should allow same-sex marriage or not (the current law recognises same-sex partnership, but not marriage). By the way, nothing was promised out of this survey - even if the majority voted yes, the political party in power could potentially choose to ignore it anyway. As a result of this postal survey, there has been many disastrous campaigns from both the "yes" and "no" sides - which by many has been compared to Brexit, or Trump vs Clinton. Then this loving thing came last night quote:From: "Juliano Ariel" <fdvtnhixmthe@luv.com.au> What the steve
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:21 |
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Tsunemori posted:While statistically 63% of HlV are Homo according to wikipedia, but since you won't intercourse with them why would you care. Dang that's some good logic right there.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:26 |
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Holy poo poo that's literally "they're disgusting but bring in the money"
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:28 |
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This is irrelavent
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:32 |
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Haha holy cow
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:33 |
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Pls do the needle
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:36 |
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According to wikipedia
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:40 |
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Tsunemori posted:Okay this one takes the cake Honestly i am disappointment that this didn't segue into why you should hire more indians.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:45 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Honestly i am disappointment that this didn't segue into why you should hire more indians. You've found me out, Contracts!
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:59 |
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Our mystery emailer is also obsessed with property values, which suggests they may actually be emailing you from inside Australia. Watch out.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 07:06 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Our mystery emailer is also obsessed with property values, which suggests they may actually be emailing you from inside Australia. Watch out. Specifically about property values in a place called Little India.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Pls do the needle Haha holy poo poo
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 07:53 |
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no hard feelings o but let's be safe
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 08:48 |
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Tsunemori posted:Sydney already has more than half of all AlDS cases in Australia so just live with it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 08:54 |
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Contracts, did you know all local workers have AIDS, unlike the clearly superior Indians. They all have work permits too.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 09:13 |
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I think this one will be a two parter, he will say that now that you have fired all the no voters have been fired, you can replace them with hard working Indians.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 09:18 |
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Tsunemori posted:What the steve Okay, which one of you wrote this? 'Fess up.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 11:40 |
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I like how they used Juliano,, a potentially v. gay name, but are not actually pretending to be gay
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I think this one will be a two parter, he will say that now that you have fired all the no voters have been fired, you can replace them with hard working Indians. No need. Once the LGBTs move in, the housing market will rise and they won't need to work anymore.
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nerdz posted:Holy poo poo I thought that was the RNC's stance on the religious right.
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Cum Galleon posted:I like how they used Juliano,, a potentially v. gay name, but are not actually pretending to be gay He sex now but now not poz his neg rear end
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 23:49 |
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You'd think Indians would be down to get Homo with each other, since there's literally millions more men than there are women.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 06:54 |
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Hello from India. I hate gays. Bajaj, you're the Janet of this weird neighborhood. Speak to us of India and the gays.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 07:41 |
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only lasagna please can someone post something from the uncle facebook group now
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 09:21 |
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I got to know a gay guy from India who then explained his struggles w/ depression as being partly the result of having been gangraped as a teenager. Yeah that was a pretty thing to hear.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:I got to know a gay guy from India who then explained his struggles w/ depression as being partly the result of having been gangraped as a teenager. Jesus, only partly? India is a nightmare place.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 09:57 |
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You guys are quick to forget the sweet Indian uncles
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They're starting to sound like my (Asian) mum, it's almost endearing actuallyquote:From: "Sean Hughes" <owmrgwybseh@rvb.com.au> Tsunemori fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Oct 9, 2017 |
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I will never forget the sweet uncles. Even if they are 63% aid s
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 00:03 |
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It's true Australian workers do smoke and drink too much, and do DRUG.
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My name is Sean Hughes and I'm a local white
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