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Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013


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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

I'm the guy busting dope moves on the roof.

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven

Welp now I'm a bus driver, I'm coming to a stop at all railroad crossings.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://a.pomf.cat/yfgrbq.webm

Caufman
May 7, 2007
That is an impressive narrative.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Oh, so THAT is Mr. Bulldops.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

The secret origin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqlgO8OePE

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/FEHuJfL.gifv

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
https://i.imgur.com/YytLUfp.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/9uvlwPK.gifv

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
https://i.imgur.com/yr9IeGf.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/x8M3E30.gifv

Killing Flies
Jun 30, 2007

We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything.

Do you want deer? Because this is how you get deer.

khysanth
Jun 10, 2009

Still love you, Homar

Killing Flies posted:

Do you want deer? Because this is how you get deer.

...yes?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Hope you don't have or ever want to have any kind of garden.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
Deer are oversized vermin.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Olive! posted:

Hope you don't have or ever want to have any kind of garden.

Or not have ticks or lyme disease.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Baronjutter posted:

Or not have ticks or lyme disease.

Worth it if it means I get sweet little horsedogs coming to visit me.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You guys should go over to the raccoon thread and rain on their parade too

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

zoux posted:

You guys should go over to the raccoon trash panda thread and rain on their parade too
FTFY

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Raccoons are cool and good, though you shouldn't feed them either.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Deer are disgusting animals

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

https://i.imgur.com/Z0tFFrZ.mp4

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

What the gently caress. How does it survive all those stings, and eating things that are no doubt still alive stinging it's insides most likely. Genetically engineer a giant frog and set it just outside of North Korea. Any of those lovely nuke tests or missile launches and the fucker will just eat them.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

BMS posted:

What the gently caress. How does it survive all those stings, and eating things that are no doubt still alive stinging it's insides most likely. Genetically engineer a giant frog and set it just outside of North Korea. Any of those lovely nuke tests or missile launches and the fucker will just eat them.

I too would like to know more about "tough as gently caress toad".

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Battletoads was not fiction. :stare:

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


brb sending this to matt furie

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
That toad would actually be somehow less terrifying if it had proper teeth. Then it would actually make sense for it to be chowing down all those critters. Now it's like it's just gumming things to death out of sheer hatred. :psyduck:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
A scorpion asks a toad to carry it across a river. The toad hesitates, afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, they would both drown. Considering this, the toad agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the toad. When the toad asks the scorpion why, the scorpion replies that it was in its nature to do so. So the toad ate that traitor and went on it's way.

(Also, some toads do have teeth, or something close enough to draw blood with a bite)

cnut
May 3, 2016

:effort:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Bread Zeppelin posted:

Welp now I'm a bus driver, I'm coming to a stop at all railroad crossings.

I think the trick is to floor it, close your eyes, and scream really loudly.

It's only failed me a couple of times!

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like



The real frog is scarier than this boss

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
https://giant.gfycat.com/EnchantedHastyHawk.webm

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Must have eaten one of those dying flies that only fly in circles.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006



Broken dog

Rosoboronexport
Jun 14, 2006

Get in the bath, baby!
Ramrod XTreme

Rosoboronexport has a new favorite as of 18:42 on Oct 7, 2017

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


hasn't been wound as tightly as this fellow


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




STOMP revival looking good.

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