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prefect posted:Settings > General > Keyboards Testing... Ed(it) Balls:  I got as far as keyboards looking for the option but didn't uncheck smart punctuation. NofrikinfuN has issued a correction as of 19:41 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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cyphr555 posted:https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/916369373694226432 You fuckers are just doing what he wants. The three Trump constants: 1) He's a sociopathic coward that never takes responsibility and avoids all choices that don't have an escape hatch; 2) He needs people talking about him; 3) He's a loving moron His "calm before the storm" was said because of 3, he winks about it because of 2, and he won't actually do anything because of 1. War, especially pre-emptive nuclear war, is a purely Presidential decision unlike any other he's made. He even dodged on DACA because he's a loving coward. He will never ever be the one to make the first move on North Korea. Also, be practical, he'd move military assets to the region if he actually planned on doing anything. Pook Good Mook has issued a correction as of 20:19 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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juche avocado posted:if we're only saying it's one thing, it's super duper a patriarchical toxic masculinity thing and not a "things are easier said than done" thing also we could ask ur mum how her vag is doing
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https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/916369795683180549
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NofrikinfuN posted:Testing... hail satan
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cyphr555 posted:https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/916369373694226432 viral marketing for Pacific Rim 2
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cyphr555 posted:https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/916369373694226432 trump is gonna invade puerto rico cause they were mean to him
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Oct 6, 2017 19:37
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WoodrowSkillson posted:also we could ask ur mum how her vag is doing better than her husband's prostate
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dear god MELANIA'S FACE when he says "Porto Rico" at the end, and her smile drops and she gets this "eeecccch" face. classic.
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august-september were weak as hell the economy is contracting and the news is going with "oh the hurricane"
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trump thinks puerto rico and porto rico are two different places
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Pook Good Mook posted:Also, be practical, he'd military assets to the region if he actually planned on doing anything. Point three could account for that (I don't believe it does, but you yourself asserted, correctly, that he's a gigantic loving moron).
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cyphr555 posted:https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/916369373694226432 Why the gently caress do we let this toddler make idle threats to the entirety of the species, and nothing is done to remove him from office? Even a normal Republican, as loathsome as they are, wouldn't put us in this state of suspense like it's a god drat game show. gently caress Donny and gently caress all of his Nazi cuck voters.
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Bethamphetamine posted:Ben Carson sees the elementary school sized applesauce cup. Is it unsweetened? Yes. He nods to himself in approval. He pulls out a mortar and pestle and a bottle of xanax, grinds up 20mg, and mixes it into the applesauce. It tastes good and takes the edge off. He's been way too wired lately.
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lmao https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/916368540244107264
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Pook Good Mook posted:You fuckers are just doing what he wants. Also the "You better watch your back if you know what's good for you" rhetoric is deeply ingrained behavior from a douchebag from Queens. Especially with a mentor like Roy Cohn.
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Nonsense posted:august-september were weak as hell Yeah the hurricane might account for some of the service and tourism losses but the storms didn't gently caress up manufacturing and tech too.
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Melania in trying to make it all about her, reveals a lot more than she planned to
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Nichael posted:Why the gently caress do we let this toddler make idle threats to the entirety of the species, and nothing is done to remove him from office? Even a normal Republican, as loathsome as they are, wouldn't put us in this state of suspense like it's a god drat game show. gently caress Donny and gently caress all of his Nazi cuck voters. really it's only that they're afraid of being primaried by a trumper if they vote to oust him otherwise nothing changes and the gop stays in power and could still (fail to) pass whatever shitheap legislation
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i have successfully replaced my intestinal flora with sentient nanomachines that process all my food more efficiently than mere bacteria. when I shuffle loose this mortal coil they are instructed to use my flesh to build more of themselves, which are themselves programmed to find flesh to make more of themselves thus I will finally fulfill The Millennial Prophecy. I will Kill Boomers Killing The World Industry
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Oct 6, 2017 19:40
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has tillerson been fired yet
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Donkwich posted:love 2 see emergency services provided by fyre festival
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its good that the president & first lady think of the WH as a dump of a prison.
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Bethamphetamine posted:Also the "You better watch your back if you know what's good for you" rhetoric is deeply ingrained behavior from a douchebag from Queens. Especially with a mentor like Roy Cohn. Exactly. He's the dude that tries to pick a fight because you called him out when he cut in front of you at McDonald's.
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triple sulk posted:trump thinks puerto rico and porto rico are two different places I don't think that's what that was about. He was told by an aide to pronounce it "Puerto Rico" and bristled at the instruction. That was his nasty way to give Kelly a gently caress you, and then still be racist by using the traditionally racist pronunciation of "Porto Rico."
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GobiasIndustries posted:its good that the president & first lady think of the WH as a dump of a prison. make it literal, not metaphorical tia
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pathetic little tramp posted:This is one reason why I wouldn't mind sending my kids to Notre Dame, they've got frats banned and I basically can't stand anyone who's ever been in a frat or a sorority. On the other hand that would mean you sent your kids to Notre Dame. At most big schools if you aren't actually part of a frat/sorority you barely even realize they exist.
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cyphr555 posted:https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/916369373694226432 (he doesn't know)
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You all seem like the resident Trumpologists so can you explain this "calm before the storm" poo poo? That seems like a real weird thing to say! Has he been planning anything??
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I do hope Melania can write her tell all before shes found dead in her hotel room with pills in her butt
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:has tillerson been fired yet There was a story that he was called to the White House last night. My gut reaction was that Trump was trying to indirectly pressure him to retire and Tillerson called his bluff (because Tillerson is an actual good businessman and negotiator and rightly realizes that Trump needs him more than he needs Trump).
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platzapS posted:You all seem like the resident Trumpologists so can you explain this "calm before the storm" poo poo? He wants people to think he's not a fuckin' moron. He's trying to be clever and coy and mysterious.
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Epic High Five posted:i have successfully replaced my intestinal flora with sentient nanomachines Just because some people call them 'little swimmers' or soldiers or whatever doesn't make them sentient or nanomachines.
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Bethamphetamine posted:I don't think that's what that was about. He was told by an aide to pronounce it "Puerto Rico" and bristled at the instruction. That was his nasty way to give Kelly a gently caress you, and then still be racist by using the traditionally racist pronunciation of "Porto Rico." i must have led a sheltered life because i didn't even know there was a racist way to pronounce puerto rico
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platzapS posted:You all seem like the resident Trumpologists so can you explain this "calm before the storm" poo poo? He thinks it's totally fine to announce wars and disasters where thousands end up dying like it's sweeps week because he literally thinks this is a tv show.
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prefect posted:He wants people to think he's not a fuckin' moron. He's trying to be clever and coy and mysterious. Alright but if it turns out to be not-nothing I'm going to be mighty miffed at you.
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Internet Webguy posted:https://twitter.com/theavclub/status/916349864023330816 what the hell was wrong with it? i thought it was fine
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