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Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
I think we found the platonic ideal audience for deconstructed food.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


OwlFancier posted:

it just makes everything taste like the sauce

That's... the point. That's why you have the sauce.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Grand Fromage posted:

That's for fridge pickles. Actual pickling doesn't need anything but salt, everything else is just a bonus.

That's crazy talk.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
If I wasn't lazy and poor I would make a deconstructed pizza for this thread. Disc of dough from the oven, served with a glass of tomato sauce and a plate of toppings carefully separated into their own sections.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Pasta pre-mixed in with the sauce is easier to grab out of the Tupperware at 2am and eat cold too, so there's that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Olive! posted:

Two nice individual foods: pasta sauce and plain unflavored pasta.

You can't just eat a bowl of bolognese sauce with a bit of bread? That's half the appeal of making the stuff.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

You can't just eat a bowl of bolognese sauce with a bit of bread? That's half the appeal of making the stuff.

That's the point, the pasta sauce is the main event, the pasta itself is just there to carry the sauce. So keeping them separate in the name of some principle that people should be able to mix their own food is asinine.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do?

It's like chewy bread it's nice.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do?

It's like chewy bread it's nice.

I do not, no.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The other day I tried to make chicken fettucini alfredo and overcooked the pasta by like 8 minutes because I briefly fell asleep (passed out). If you want anti-food porn, just make that. I never had pasta that overcooked, it was like eating mushy paste.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do?

It's like chewy bread it's nice.

That sounds like a totally normal thing to do for a crazy person.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Basebf555 posted:

I do not, no.

Other things that are great on their own:

Bread.
Potato.
Pancake.
Fish Batter.
Stuffing.
Suet Dumplings.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
^^^ oh come on now you're just taking the piss

OwlFancier posted:

Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do?

It's like chewy bread it's nice.
No, I also do not eat bread plain either you weirdo.

At least put a little butter or something on it.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've had very good freshly made pasta that was great with a minimal amount of sauce. That's pretty normal in Italy, they typically don't use as much as Italian-American pasta does.

Entirely sauceless I have never seen. And I'm guessing you're not making it fresh.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is it so odd to think that some people like lots of sauce and some very little?

OwlFancier posted:

Other things that are great on their own:

Fish Batter.

This is not, like, some specific thing

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Bloop posted:

This is not, like, some specific thing

I mean just saying batter could mean a lot of stuff.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fresh ravioli in garlic and olive oil is the least sauced pasta I can remember having.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

The Bloop posted:

Is it so odd to think that some people like lots of sauce and some very little?

It is in fact very odd to eat plain, unseasoned pasta. Unless you're Masaokis.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

angerbeet posted:

pasta is technically a sandwich

In point of fact, pasta is starch served as the base for a tomato-based sauce, with shredded cheese on top. It's pizza. :unsmigghh:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

darthbob88 posted:

In point of fact, pasta is starch served as the base for a tomato-based sauce, with shredded cheese on top. It's pizza. :unsmigghh:

It definitely is the way I eat it.



Delicious pizza.

I am genuinely now wondering if that counts as AFP for some people.

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

Is it so odd to think that some people like lots of sauce and some very little?

Just because you mix the sauce in with the pasta doesn't mean you'll have too much sauce. The idea is to get the ratio right so that there's enough sauce to cover all the noodles but not enough that it's overkill.

I guess what it comes down to is that some people are extremely picky eaters and aren't capable of just letting someone prepare a meal for them(which is why they can't find much to eat at restaurants). If someone's making you pasta just go with it and enjoy it the way they make it, would that be so terrible?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Other things that are great on their own:

Bread.
Potato.
Pancake.
Fish Batter.
Stuffing.
Suet Dumplings.
all of these things have seasoning/dressing applied or are cooked in a way to develop flavour. pasta does not get cooked like this

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

bloom posted:

If I wasn't lazy and poor I would make a deconstructed pizza for this thread. Disc of dough from the oven, served with a glass of tomato sauce and a plate of toppings carefully separated into their own sections.



It's literally like $1.99. :shrug:

EDIT: Also, since it's Lunchables, it is technically a sandwich at the same time.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

It definitely is the way I eat it.



Delicious pizza.

I am genuinely now wondering if that counts as AFP for some people.

Not at all, that looks perfectly good and I'd eat it and enjoy it without complaint. You're(or someone was) the one saying that the chef should not mix the noodles and sauce for fear that the person eating it will be offended that they weren't allowed to mix in the exact amount of sauce they want.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Several Conflicting Pasta Rules

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Basebf555 posted:

Not at all, that looks perfectly good and I'd eat it and enjoy it without complaint. You're(or someone was) the one saying that the chef should not mix the noodles and sauce for fear that the person eating it will be offended that they weren't allowed to mix in the exact amount of sauce they want.

Is that not boiled pasta with sauce placed on top of it?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

KataraniSword posted:



It's literally like $1.99. :shrug:

EDIT: Also, since it's Lunchables, it is technically a sandwich at the same time.

Plus pizza is a vegetable :eng101:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Is that not boiled pasta with sauce placed on top of it?

I'm saying that both ways are perfectly acceptable, if someone pre-mixes the sauce in that's cool, if they don't that's cool too. This idea that you're somehow insulting the guest by not allowing them to choose their own amount of sauce is dumb.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Basebf555 posted:

If someone's making you pasta just go with it and enjoy it the way they make it, would that be so terrible?
I mean, I probably wouldn't enjoy it very much at all because I really don't like red sauce on pasta, so it's more like as a host would you rather remain ignorant of your guests' food preferences or would it be so hard to set a little of the pasta aside so someone could just eat it with butter/cheese/salt/garlic/whatever before you mix it with sauce?


Again, I would eat it. But I wouldn't really enjoy it, and being "picky" as in disliking a certain food, is hardly a choice. I had angel hair pasta for lunch today with a little olive oil, salt, garlic, and parmesan.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

The Bloop posted:

being "picky" as in disliking a certain food, is hardly a choice.

Yeah it is

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I mean, yea I'm starting from the premise that the person I'm serving actually likes the type of sauce I'm making. It would be good to determine that beforehand if possible. But once you get into how much sauce you're putting on each plate I think we're getting into picky territory. Just give me some pasta and some sauce and I'm happy.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Is that not boiled pasta with sauce placed on top of it?
it is. do you leave the unsauced pasta clean the whole time or do you mix it in?
if the latter, congrats, you've accomplished the same thing that can be done in a pan

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Elizabethan Error posted:

it is. do you leave the unsauced pasta clean the whole time or do you mix it in?
if the latter, congrats, you've accomplished the same thing that can be done in a pan

They need to be able to modulate the sauce to pasta ratio in every single bite otherwise you're a bad host.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Olive! posted:

Yeah it is

lol


Choose immediately to like eating poop and rotten fish and then eat some. Post proof.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

OwlFancier posted:

Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do?

It's like chewy bread it's nice.

I totally love "un-topped" spaghetti, and when I make it, I eat about 3 or 4 forkfuls to "test it".

A 100 yo Italian restaurant my wife and I go to has spaghetti with just olive oil, and a fuckton of garlic. It's amazing, and my absolute favorite.

I do put cheese on it though.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

The Bloop posted:

lol


Choose immediately to like eating poop and rotten fish and then eat some. Post proof.
or less ridiculously: boil some broccoli for ~an hour, then try some with ketchup. post proof


e:

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

A 100 yo Italian restaurant my wife and I go to has spaghetti with just olive oil, and a fuckton of garlic. It's amazing, and my absolute favorite.
:science: Olive oil and garlic on pasta = Aglio e olio

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I totally love "un-topped" spaghetti, and when I make it, I eat about 3 or 4 forkfuls to "test it".

A 100 yo Italian restaurant my wife and I go to has spaghetti with just olive oil, and a fuckton of garlic. It's amazing, and my absolute favorite.

I do put cheese on it though.

Right, but they don't give you bare pasta, a bottle of olive oil and a pile of garlic do they? You trust the chef to mix in the proper ratio don't you?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Guys u won't believe this crazy pasta dish I just heard of, it's just pepper and cheese!!!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

angerbeet posted:

Guys u won't believe this crazy pasta dish I just heard of, it's just pepper and cheese!!!

Pepperoni and cheese? I love pizza

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Basebf555 posted:

Right, but they don't give you bare pasta, a bottle of olive oil and a pile of garlic do they? You trust the chef to mix in the proper ratio don't you?

That'd actually be just fine with me. As long as they gave me enough garlic. But yes, it comes prepared.

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