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I think we found the platonic ideal audience for deconstructed food.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:20 |
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OwlFancier posted:it just makes everything taste like the sauce That's... the point. That's why you have the sauce.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:20 |
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Grand Fromage posted:That's for fridge pickles. Actual pickling doesn't need anything but salt, everything else is just a bonus. That's crazy talk.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:25 |
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If I wasn't lazy and poor I would make a deconstructed pizza for this thread. Disc of dough from the oven, served with a glass of tomato sauce and a plate of toppings carefully separated into their own sections.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:26 |
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Pasta pre-mixed in with the sauce is easier to grab out of the Tupperware at 2am and eat cold too, so there's that.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:27 |
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Olive! posted:Two nice individual foods: pasta sauce and plain unflavored pasta. You can't just eat a bowl of bolognese sauce with a bit of bread? That's half the appeal of making the stuff.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:34 |
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OwlFancier posted:You can't just eat a bowl of bolognese sauce with a bit of bread? That's half the appeal of making the stuff. That's the point, the pasta sauce is the main event, the pasta itself is just there to carry the sauce. So keeping them separate in the name of some principle that people should be able to mix their own food is asinine.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:36 |
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Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do? It's like chewy bread it's nice.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:37 |
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OwlFancier posted:Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do? I do not, no.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:38 |
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The other day I tried to make chicken fettucini alfredo and overcooked the pasta by like 8 minutes because I briefly fell asleep (passed out). If you want anti-food porn, just make that. I never had pasta that overcooked, it was like eating mushy paste.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:38 |
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OwlFancier posted:Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do? That sounds like a totally normal thing to do for a crazy person.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:39 |
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Basebf555 posted:I do not, no. Other things that are great on their own: Bread. Potato. Pancake. Fish Batter. Stuffing. Suet Dumplings.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:40 |
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^^^ oh come on now you're just taking the pissOwlFancier posted:Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do? At least put a little butter or something on it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:41 |
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I've had very good freshly made pasta that was great with a minimal amount of sauce. That's pretty normal in Italy, they typically don't use as much as Italian-American pasta does. Entirely sauceless I have never seen. And I'm guessing you're not making it fresh.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:41 |
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Is it so odd to think that some people like lots of sauce and some very little?OwlFancier posted:Other things that are great on their own: This is not, like, some specific thing
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:42 |
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The Bloop posted:This is not, like, some specific thing I mean just saying batter could mean a lot of stuff.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:44 |
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Fresh ravioli in garlic and olive oil is the least sauced pasta I can remember having.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:44 |
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The Bloop posted:Is it so odd to think that some people like lots of sauce and some very little? It is in fact very odd to eat plain, unseasoned pasta. Unless you're Masaokis.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:45 |
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angerbeet posted:pasta is technically a sandwich In point of fact, pasta is starch served as the base for a tomato-based sauce, with shredded cheese on top. It's pizza.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:45 |
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darthbob88 posted:In point of fact, pasta is starch served as the base for a tomato-based sauce, with shredded cheese on top. It's pizza. It definitely is the way I eat it. Delicious pizza. I am genuinely now wondering if that counts as AFP for some people. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Oct 6, 2017 |
# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:45 |
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The Bloop posted:Is it so odd to think that some people like lots of sauce and some very little? Just because you mix the sauce in with the pasta doesn't mean you'll have too much sauce. The idea is to get the ratio right so that there's enough sauce to cover all the noodles but not enough that it's overkill. I guess what it comes down to is that some people are extremely picky eaters and aren't capable of just letting someone prepare a meal for them(which is why they can't find much to eat at restaurants). If someone's making you pasta just go with it and enjoy it the way they make it, would that be so terrible?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:46 |
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OwlFancier posted:Other things that are great on their own:
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:51 |
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bloom posted:If I wasn't lazy and poor I would make a deconstructed pizza for this thread. Disc of dough from the oven, served with a glass of tomato sauce and a plate of toppings carefully separated into their own sections. It's literally like $1.99. EDIT: Also, since it's Lunchables, it is technically a sandwich at the same time.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:51 |
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OwlFancier posted:It definitely is the way I eat it. Not at all, that looks perfectly good and I'd eat it and enjoy it without complaint. You're(or someone was) the one saying that the chef should not mix the noodles and sauce for fear that the person eating it will be offended that they weren't allowed to mix in the exact amount of sauce they want.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:53 |
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Several Conflicting Pasta Rules
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:54 |
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Basebf555 posted:Not at all, that looks perfectly good and I'd eat it and enjoy it without complaint. You're(or someone was) the one saying that the chef should not mix the noodles and sauce for fear that the person eating it will be offended that they weren't allowed to mix in the exact amount of sauce they want. Is that not boiled pasta with sauce placed on top of it?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:54 |
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KataraniSword posted:
Plus pizza is a vegetable
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:55 |
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OwlFancier posted:Is that not boiled pasta with sauce placed on top of it? I'm saying that both ways are perfectly acceptable, if someone pre-mixes the sauce in that's cool, if they don't that's cool too. This idea that you're somehow insulting the guest by not allowing them to choose their own amount of sauce is dumb.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:57 |
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Basebf555 posted:If someone's making you pasta just go with it and enjoy it the way they make it, would that be so terrible? Again, I would eat it. But I wouldn't really enjoy it, and being "picky" as in disliking a certain food, is hardly a choice. I had angel hair pasta for lunch today with a little olive oil, salt, garlic, and parmesan.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:01 |
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The Bloop posted:being "picky" as in disliking a certain food, is hardly a choice. Yeah it is
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:02 |
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I mean, yea I'm starting from the premise that the person I'm serving actually likes the type of sauce I'm making. It would be good to determine that beforehand if possible. But once you get into how much sauce you're putting on each plate I think we're getting into picky territory. Just give me some pasta and some sauce and I'm happy.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:03 |
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OwlFancier posted:Is that not boiled pasta with sauce placed on top of it? if the latter, congrats, you've accomplished the same thing that can be done in a pan
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:10 |
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Elizabethan Error posted:it is. do you leave the unsauced pasta clean the whole time or do you mix it in? They need to be able to modulate the sauce to pasta ratio in every single bite otherwise you're a bad host.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:11 |
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Olive! posted:Yeah it is lol Choose immediately to like eating poop and rotten fish and then eat some. Post proof.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:14 |
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OwlFancier posted:Then perhaps I should rephrase, you don't just eat a bowl of pasta on its own? Which is the other thing I occasionally like to do? I totally love "un-topped" spaghetti, and when I make it, I eat about 3 or 4 forkfuls to "test it". A 100 yo Italian restaurant my wife and I go to has spaghetti with just olive oil, and a fuckton of garlic. It's amazing, and my absolute favorite. I do put cheese on it though.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:16 |
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The Bloop posted:lol e: BlankIsBeautiful posted:A 100 yo Italian restaurant my wife and I go to has spaghetti with just olive oil, and a fuckton of garlic. It's amazing, and my absolute favorite. Elizabethan Error has a new favorite as of 20:22 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I totally love "un-topped" spaghetti, and when I make it, I eat about 3 or 4 forkfuls to "test it". Right, but they don't give you bare pasta, a bottle of olive oil and a pile of garlic do they? You trust the chef to mix in the proper ratio don't you?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:20 |
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Guys u won't believe this crazy pasta dish I just heard of, it's just pepper and cheese!!!
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:40 |
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angerbeet posted:Guys u won't believe this crazy pasta dish I just heard of, it's just pepper and cheese!!! Pepperoni and cheese? I love pizza
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:42 |
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Basebf555 posted:Right, but they don't give you bare pasta, a bottle of olive oil and a pile of garlic do they? You trust the chef to mix in the proper ratio don't you? That'd actually be just fine with me. As long as they gave me enough garlic. But yes, it comes prepared.
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