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pogi

how is life, byob?

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

pogi posted:

how is life, byob?

Life is good in the chill of the night.

Pastry of the Year

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Your post makes me want to say hi in response. If you like us, it's likely we like you right back!

Do you have any hobbies, pets, or noodle recipes you'd like to share?

I'm not a particularly clever chef; I'm real good at following directions, though, and I usually don't see any reason to try reinventing the wheel for good and basic things that others have already perfected. The instructions on the package of spaghetti or whatever are usually just fine for me.

I do not eat a lot of pasta these days. It's definitely a special occasion kind of food.

When I get out of bed, I will show you something cute.

Elusif

Oi, someone should lock this thread at the last post before we hit 1000 pages. Does anyone know what post number that will be? We might need to contact a junior high school math teacher to crunch the numbers for us.

Pastry of the Year

well here it is, from my good old Sesame Street Cookbook. sadly it is not my original one; it's a copy I bought off of eBay a few years ago. one cute thing about it is that the previous owner, a little girl named Jennifer, wrote her name in the inside front cover in cursive and regular script, and tried to label some of the things in Bert and Ernie's kitchen



so this isn't a recipe for noodles per se but when you asked, this came to mind





good luck! I remember having made other recipes from this and enjoying them, but then I was little and probably just enamored with the idea of making my own food. I like to cook but I live alone so :shrug:

Elusif

Terrifying

Pastry of the Year


I think it's kind of cute and sweet, maybe you forgot not to eat the toothpick?

Elusif

Oh theres a cute kitty cat, daaaawww. I didn't see that the first time.

Robot Made of Meat

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Oh theres a cute kitty cat, daaaawww. I didn't see that the first time.

I thought that was the terrifying part.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Pastry of the Year

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I thought that was the terrifying part.

he is sweet and 10 years old and wants nothing more than hot calories and a warm lap

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Oi, someone should lock this thread at the last post before we hit 1000 pages. Does anyone know what post number that will be? We might need to contact a junior high school math teacher to crunch the numbers for us.

nah we should wait til we hit 9999 before locking. also holla, it's the weekend.

e: wait, that sounded mean. let's go with your idea, i like it. disregard this post.

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
:coffeepal: good morning BYOB!

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
hap Saturday byob. i hope you are all well!


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spinderella

by FactsAreUseless
Here is my Bert

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spinderella

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Where did that tremendous dickhead line come from?

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Elusif

You got banned and didnt reset your sig you goober.

spinderella

by FactsAreUseless
Goober test

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Pastry of the Year

One must imagine Bert happy; when I was a kid I thought I'd always be an Ernie but I grew into a Bert as unfailingly as though I'd been set into a Bert-shaped bottle

I don't have sigs on

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Pastry of the Year posted:

I don't have sigs on

You're missing out on some masterful high-class works of art, friend.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

City of Glompton

good morning byob. please everyone enable sigs I promise you won't regret it most of the time

:coffeepal:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Elusif

I have my monitor off

City of Glompton

thats cheating!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

Spinster posted:

Goober test

Welcome back 😁

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
I'm sad because my Brazilian friend's farm is suffering a severe drought. The farm next door to hers lost 4 cows to the drought last week.

:negative:


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

punchymcpunch



why would someone turn sigs off


spinderella

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Welcome back 😁

chaGRINed hi back

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Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

punchymcpunch posted:

why would someone turn sigs off

I'm on the Android app so I never see Sig's. Hence my lack of one

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
well come back spinster.

blaise rascal posted:

I'm sad because my Brazilian friend's farm is suffering a severe drought. The farm next door to hers lost 4 cows to the drought last week.

:negative:

i'm sorry about your friend's farm. i was about to make a joke about it, but that's just reflex. :(

cda

by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:

One must imagine Bert happy

Haha that's a great reference

vanisher

Spinster posted:

chaGRINed hi back

Hey! Welcome!

sb hermit





Spinster posted:

Goober test

hello spinster!

sb hermit






dry mustard??

onion flakes??

I don’t think I’ve ever seen these at my local grocer...

Pastry of the Year posted:

I like to cook but I live alone so :shrug:
same :smith:

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
hap noon friends

i hope the drought is alleviated soon. poor animals. :smith:


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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Went 2 comic con

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This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
another night of closing and you all know what that means!

*Starman post rate bonus +75%*

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Putty posted:

Went 2 comic con

:ohdear: did he take you for all of your comics?

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


today while my wife and I were out trying to get szechuan sauce my pupper managed to escape his pen and climb up onto a barstool and there he stayed, presumably afraid to jump down, until we came home

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

today while my wife and I were out trying to get szechuan sauce my pupper managed to escape his pen and climb up onto a barstool and there he stayed, presumably afraid to jump down, until we came home

d’awww :3: young cats and dogs always get themselves into precarious situations they don’t know how to get out of

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Doctor Dogballs posted:

today while my wife and I were out trying to get szechuan sauce my pupper managed to escape his pen and climb up onto a barstool and there he stayed, presumably afraid to jump down, until we came home

did you have to call the fire department to come get him down?


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

today while my wife and I were out trying to get szechuan sauce my pupper managed to escape his pen and climb up onto a barstool and there he stayed, presumably afraid to jump down, until we came home

did you get the sauce and/or any posters?

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