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Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

ALFbrot posted:

i just want to stress, and i'm very serious about this, that the drug-fueled benders of deep kissing and full penetration are not cheating in any sense
It's not cheating if you don't mean it.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RFC2324 posted:

He could even end up as a moderator! :ohdear:

Don't joke about that! There are some things we shouldn't wish upon even the worst pedophile.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Incoherence posted:

It's not cheating if you don't mean it.

Actually true.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

i mean obviously pedophiles aren't the problem, it's all these drat sexy kids' fault

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


One other bit of advice for pedo goon, since you seem to realize there's an issue and are concerned with doing the right thing, is to not start convincing yourself that having a relationship with a child is actually for their benefit or that it's actually what they want or they're mature enough for their age to make those types of decisions, etc etc. this seems to be a common excuse after pedos are caught but surprisingly no one buys it

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Guys I have a very thoroughly-researched and well-considered political treatise to show you today

quote:

I have a file on my desktop called woman-big-boobs.jpg. It's a picture of a woman with big, nude boobs. I enjoy that file very much. That is why feminism is bullshit.

quote:

The reason I didn't become a preist at my LDS church was because I would jack off to gentle giantess porn some nights.  Nothing too complex I just didn't want to taint the sacrament even when praying to clear my sin after jacking off the night before church.

Christians are weird about fetishes but Mormons are especially weird about fetishes

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pedogoon, enjoy yourself with all the booze and any and all drugs you want.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

blarzgh posted:

PEDO GOON: If you're that worried about what you can and can't say to a therapist, and you're in the United States, go talk to a local criminal law attorney about it. Pay them a small amount to advise you on what the reporting mandates and issues are related to therapy. I think some jurisdictions allow reporting where there is imminent danger to other people, but don't actually mandate it, but again I don't know for sure. I don't know jack poo poo about therapy and reporting requirements, where you live, or anything else, but I do know a local criminal attorney is legally bound not to disclose the subject of your inquiries to them as long as its in connection with representation

Do this now, and go get help before you end up a mugshot on the news.

Yeah I think the therapists I've interacted with make it clear that confidentiality will only be broken if there is concern you will actually harm someone or yourself. If you are confident you aren't gonna try to gently caress some kid you should be ok but check your local laws to be safe.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
[quote="“loquacius”" post="“477143131”"]
Guys I have a very thoroughly-researched and well-considered political treatise to show you today



Christians are weird about fetishes but Mormons are especially weird about fetishes
[/quote]

Should jack off after church

Also lol every priest is kinky

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
Mormon Priest isn't like a regular church priest. It's a rank in the priesthood for 16-17 year old boys. They get to tear up the bread and fill the little water cups and say the prayer over them for the sacrament.

source: I was raised going to that dumb church.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Ah, so they're the jailbait for real priests

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
How else can you get away with calling a 16 year old "elder"?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I was a deacon in a mormon church when I was kid. After getting in trouble for smoking weed at school, I was basically excommunicated. Really glad I didn't have to go to church anymore. There were some nice people there, but most of them were very judgemental and holier-than-thou types.

Beef
Jul 26, 2004
Pedogoon: some countries have pedo-specific help lines where you can anonymously call in to talk about it.

Is mandatory reporting a thing? Because that is hosed up. For confessionals, it is only reserved for someone who is sharing that he is going to commit a serious crime (viz. murder). You want to lower the barrier for people to seek help, not isolate them until something happens.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Beef posted:

Pedogoon: some countries have pedo-specific help lines where you can anonymously call in to talk about it.

Is mandatory reporting a thing? Because that is hosed up. For confessionals, it is only reserved for someone who is sharing that he is going to commit a serious crime (viz. murder). You want to lower the barrier for people to seek help, not isolate them until something happens.

Typically you're required to report if you suspect child abuse and thats seems to be pretty common both in the US and Europe.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Phone... almost... dead...
Must... post... feshes

Today I've got one mystery novel concept and one wrestling fanfic

quote:

I work for a police department in a Northeastern city.

I’ve been spending a lot more time digging through cold cases and I think I may have discovered a serial killer who operated on the area from 2004 until 2011, and may still be out there.

It started with a prostitute who was found in the parking lot of a local bar and grill. Assumed to be drug related and that was that. The problem is that about a month later on the other side of the county an 18 year old boy was found shot to death with no apparent motive. Same deal, dismissed as drug related since he was black and homeless.

Nothing for a while, at least nothing I can find. Then about a year later a hooker was killed at a huge truck stop and found in the cab of an 18 wheeler. The driver of that truck was suspected of course, but he had a rock solid alibi with a dozen witnesses, his cab had been broken in to, he called the police instantly, and he had no blood or signs of a struggle on him despite it being an incredibly violent death.

There have been 7 other unsolved deaths since then that I believe were done by the same person. They are all within 150 miles of the each other, all extremely violent, and the final 4 all had a common link and we’re all killed within 3 months of each other. All 4 had recently attended a focus group for a marketing company, all in the same session with 15 total participants.

There’s another common link between all the victims, although I’m worried it’s reaching. All of them were wearing a specific color when killed; either in an article of clothing, a piece of jewelry, a pair of glasses, something like that. In 5 cases it appeared the clothing was put on them post-Mortem.

I am tracking the living members of that group right now and hope to put this to rest soon.

My confession here is I’m getting a huge thrill from this, beyond just wanting to solve it. I enjoy movies like Zodiac and Silence of the Lambs pretty much put me on my career path. I like to imagine I’m going to have some final showdown with this killer. Even though, statistically, he or she is already dead or in jail.

quote:

My dad came out of the closet in the early 90s, when I was just a kid. My mom hated his guts and said every awful thing about him, but he was (and is) the best Dad ever. He supported me through everything in my life. So I don’t want this confession to be about my Dad, even though he’s a big part of it.

My dad worked in special effects, and one of his big breaks when I was a kid was The Mummy Returns. Suddenly my Dad had a new friend start coming around. Platonic st first, but I always got the sense there was more going on.

Things went really well for him, and I got to reap some benefits too. His new boyfriend (still feels weird to type that sometimes) was pretty wealthy and helped support my Dad. He also set up a college fund for me, bought me tickets to a bunch of shows I wanted to see, and hooked me up with any video games I wanted.

It ended after about 4 years, and here’s where it went bad. My dad’s boyfriend was not comfortable being openly gay, and he still isn’t to this day. He actually treated my dad pretty badly after the breakup, threatening to take everything away if my dad told anyone. My dad never did, he was just heart broken and confused as to what happened. I hated the guy for making my dad feel that way, and I still do. I have boycotted his movies, granted it doesn’t do poo poo to his payday but it’s the principle. And if I ever see him again I’ll tell him to his face I think he’s a real hypocritical liar.

My dad dated Dwayne Johnson, back when he was still The Rock and mostly known as a WWF guy, not a movie star. And that’s why I’ll never ever watch any of his movies.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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My stance on it is basically that all pedophiles are harmless until they are presented with the right opportunity where they think they can get away with it. I'm sure every one thought to him/herself that there's no way they'd act on their urges, until they did. If treatment can stop even some of them from feeling those urges, then they should have access to it, but in reality because pedos are (rightfully) universally despised the authorities will probably give the mental health community a lot of leeway in whether they have a reasonable suspicion they will act on their urges or not. Nobody wants to be seen as a pedo-sympathizer so even in cases where they haven't done anything and could have been helped they will gladly throw them under the bus if they can.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014
I agree, everyone would rape whoever they're attracted to if they thought they could get away with it :yarg:

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I'm America it is better to be a closeted sex weird who eventually snaps and kills themselves than it is to admit you need help.

I can safely say with intimate knowledge of counseling and therapy laws that expressing pedophilic urges to a mental health professional will not get the cops called on you, and even if it did urges aren't illegal.

DO NOT HANG OUT WITH CHILDREN AT ALL UNTIL YOU RECEIVE TREATMENT.

Look up online support groups.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

I agree, everyone would rape whoever they're attracted to if they thought they could get away with it :yarg:

That's a disingenuous comparison. A person who can't fight back and will be less likely to identify you afterward presents a much greater opportunity than a full grown adult who either knows you or will be more likely to remember things that can identify you. Plus not every adult has a rape fetish, whereas every pedophile does because that's the only way you can have sex with a minor as an adult.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
That's actually a really salient point: Pedophiles often DONT think of it as rape because part of their psychosis is the belief their feelings are reciprocated.

Some of them really believe the child is signaling to them, because those wires that manage social cues and body language in your brain are some of the crossed wires.

It's like how many same sex pedophiles don't identify as gay, because they aren't gay, because their prey don't have secondary sex characteristics yet.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Bust Rodd posted:

That's actually a really salient point: Pedophiles often DONT think of it as rape because part of their psychosis is the belief their feelings are reciprocated.

Some of them really believe the child is signaling to them, because those wires that manage social cues and body language in your brain are some of the crossed wires.

It's like how many same sex pedophiles don't identify as gay, because they aren't gay, because their prey don't have secondary sex characteristics yet.

I'm sure they know that legally it is rape whether they think the kid wants it or not. They can think the law is wrong all you want but they know they are committing a crime.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Just like, drink, smoke and inject whatever the gently caress you want as long as kids stay far away, you poor bastards

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

yeah I eat rear end posted:

That's a disingenuous comparison. A person who can't fight back and will be less likely to identify you afterward presents a much greater opportunity than a full grown adult who either knows you or will be more likely to remember things that can identify you. Plus not every adult has a rape fetish, whereas every pedophile does because that's the only way you can have sex with a minor as an adult.

:gary: Very true, a real buff and ugly dude would have no reason not to rape women, as they couldn't physically resist and he couldn't get any otherwise.
After all, there's no way anyone would go any length of time without sex under any circumstances

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

:gary: Very true, a real buff and ugly dude would have no reason not to rape women, as they couldn't physically resist and he couldn't get any otherwise.
After all, there's no way anyone would go any length of time without sex under any circumstances

What are you even trying to say now? That no pedophile would rape a kid if given a clean opportunity, and also that no strong sexually frustrated man would either? That everyone has willpower strong enough to resist their urges?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

:gary: Very true, a real buff and ugly dude would have no reason not to rape women, as they couldn't physically resist and he couldn't get any otherwise.
After all, there's no way anyone would go any length of time without sex under any circumstances

gently caress off jon pop or whichever loving woman-hating rape lover you are. get bent.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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goons apparently don't get sarcasm.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

yeah I eat rear end posted:

What are you even trying to say now? That no pedophile would rape a kid if given a clean opportunity, and also that no strong sexually frustrated man would either? That everyone has willpower strong enough to resist their urges?

Not everyone, but most people do, I'd like to think. Do you have strong enough willpower to resist your own urges? How frustrated would you have to get before you raped someone? Never, I hope!

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Marmaduke! posted:

Not everyone, but most people do, I'd like to think. Do you have strong enough willpower to resist your own urges? How frustrated would you have to get before you raped someone? Never, I hope!

The law keeps most people from acting on their urges. If there was no system in place to enforce consequences (either by the government or other citizens), society would devolve and many people who in the current world would otherwise never think of robbing a bank or killing someone would do it. Not everyone, and I'd like to think I'd be among that group that wouldn't, but they would quickly be killed off by the people who wouldn't cling to their morals if there was no reason to.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

The law keeps most people from acting on their urges. If there was no system in place to enforce consequences (either by the government or other citizens), society would devolve and many people who in the current world would otherwise never think of robbing a bank or killing someone would do it. Not everyone, and I'd like to think I'd be among that group that wouldn't, but they would quickly be killed off by the people who wouldn't cling to their morals if there was no reason to.
What about just not wanting to hurt people???

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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PetraCore posted:

What about just not wanting to hurt people???

It's kind of naive to assume/hope that most people don't want to hurt other people. Just look at how many people get all pumped up when we start pointless wars and threaten nuclear war with north korea.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



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I love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

RFC2324 posted:

goons apparently don't get sarcasm.

everything's real now, we're in the deranged timeline
past real. hyperreal.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
How can this man be hiding a secret? https://youtu.be/6Rs4rYUoCPM

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Theophany posted:

I love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Lol how you gonna be upset by your dad being being pounded by the People's Penis?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The law keeps most people from acting on their urges. If there was no system in place to enforce consequences (either by the government or other citizens), society would devolve and many people who in the current world would otherwise never think of robbing a bank or killing someone would do it. Not everyone, and I'd like to think I'd be among that group that wouldn't, but they would quickly be killed off by the people who wouldn't cling to their morals if there was no reason to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JBbmfw-KnM

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
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🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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LingcodKilla posted:

Lol how you gonna be upset by your dad being being pounded by the People's Penis?

Nah, the Rock was only embarrassed because he was the bottom.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Inescapable Duck posted:

Pedogoon, enjoy yourself with all the booze and any and all drugs you want.

Agreed- Also pedogoon may I suggest taking all your pharmaceuticals in one big hit then having a nice hot relaxing bath?

It's a great way to escape your problems

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


fruit on the bottom posted:

Nah, the Rock was only embarrassed because he was the bottom.

It's the only way this story makes sense.

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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Gay Rock Goon: speaking as someone who likes the Rock and wants to at least give your story the potential of being true: I don't really see what the rock did to make you so angry at him. Yeah he probably threatened a lawsuit if your dad wanted to out him publicly, but that would be a real dick thing for your dad to do.

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