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JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

Field Mousepad posted:

How did she know they were all meat eaters?

Country music festival.

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Field Mousepad posted:

How did she know they were all meat eaters?

Country music fans?!?!?!?!?? Helloooooo

They were also all fierce defenders of the 2nd amendment...so between that and the meat they were doomed.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
Also the vegans were too weak to go outside

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/0Bn1SRO.gifv

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Both the small child and the bull are bad, lack artistic merit, and would be more useful as artificial reefs.

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy

I'm the piles of broken pipe from previous attempts.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Volcott posted:

Both the small child and the bull are bad, lack artistic merit, and would be more useful as artificial reefs.

Neither statue was molested; The text does not support this.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Field Mousepad posted:

How did she know they were all meat eaters?

Charitably: She just assumed.

Uncharitably: She trawled a bunch of dead people’s Facebook pages looking for gotchas.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

I'm the piles of broken pipe from previous attempts.
username/post combo

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



quote:



lol

when my husband got hired to be a firefighter, all the recruits were told on day one that they were banned from doing any crossfit while going through academy training

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Volcott posted:

Both the small child and the bull are bad, lack artistic merit, and would be more useful as artificial reefs.

Hey.

In the 2008 recession, someone painted the bull's balls blue. That was pretty fun.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Field Mousepad posted:

How did she know they were all meat eaters?

The vegans were too skinny to be realistic targets.

I know there are fat vegans, but they never leave the house. :downsrim:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/WYv9L6T.gifv

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
He just made his last payment on that, too.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

gently caress, did the "2 fast 2 furious" emote get deleted? I thought it was :2fast: but that doesn't work and I can't seem to find it on the smiley page.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

DontMockMySmock posted:

gently caress, did the "2 fast 2 furious" emote get deleted? I thought it was :2fast: but that doesn't work and I can't seem to find it on the smiley page.

:rice:

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

DontMockMySmock posted:

gently caress, did the "2 fast 2 furious" emote get deleted? I thought it was :2fast: but that doesn't work and I can't seem to find it on the smiley page.

I had the same problem the other day


:negative:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/hashtag/szechuansauce is the best thing on Twitter today.

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Besesoth posted:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/szechuansauce is the best thing on Twitter today.

Oh this is beautiful.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkkK3EQ4fek

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

quote:

<the woman's son>, who has a degree in culinary arts, is sure he will find another job.

“I’m not mad at my mom,” he said. “We are a family. We’ve been through a lot. But people have destroyed our business.”

Wrong, dude. One person destroyed your business. Hint: It was someone you're not mad at.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Oh, this is wonderful.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
I know a guy that had rhabdomyolysis TWICE from Crossfit. He still does Crossfit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Besesoth posted:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/szechuansauce is the best thing on Twitter today.

How are people this insane fo processed chicken lump sauce?

https://twitter.com/LQTM_byGeoBraun/status/916732014572826625

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Weatherman posted:

quote:

<the woman's son>, who has a degree in culinary arts, is sure he will find another job.

“I’m not mad at my mom,” he said. “We are a family. We’ve been through a lot. But people have destroyed our business.”

Wrong, dude. One person destroyed your business. Hint: It was someone you're not mad at.

I'm thinking he may have some issues landing another job.



That's some real Victor/Victoria going on there. I'm not making any value judgements, I'm saying potential employers will be.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I didn't think there was anything out there that would make a non-lovely employer say "I'm sorry but we're not hiring right now" faster than a neck tattoo, but there you go.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Facial tattoo.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

:discourse:

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

Neither statue was molested; The text does not support this.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...m-a7625326.html

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

Serephina posted:

Is that Darkseid in the background?

ahahahaha

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The Great Cat Escape

https://i.imgur.com/tU11PSS.mp4

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/1mRLArs.gifv

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

aw :(

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wp3rzAdwT8

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
So... did the cat ever get to the top?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I named that cat Sisypuss

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Besesoth posted:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/szechuansauce is the best thing on Twitter today.

DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAA I'M LOVIN' IT 😆

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Somebody edit in the guys from MXC/Takeshi's Castle at the end.

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