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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



refused to drink the piss

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Witchcraft

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Carved statue of Trump from gold rather than platinum

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


My Posts

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Pointed out that climate change is real

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Gave him gloves larger than his hand size at a shelter serving line

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

tried to show a brownshirt a Verrit that says racism, actually, is bad, but couldn't remember all the verification numbers

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Got in the way of one's car, even though I was in the bathroom of a Taco Bell at the time.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

formed a split of the kim jong un orb denomination

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

porn search history didn't contain any golden shower videos

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

porn search terms didn't include the word daddy

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ekster posted:

refused to take my mandatory fentanyl shot
so you were executed by fentanyl shot? :thunk:

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

somehow managed to shoot myself in the head while handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
refused to pitch in for Mar A Lago reconstruction funding post-Irma

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
was pitched in for mar-a-lago reconstruction post Irma

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

destroyed mar a lago, blamed it on a false flag "hurricane" staged by fellow actors

Shrieking Muppet
Jul 16, 2006
was used as pitch in mar-a-lago reconstruction post Irma

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Something called "the bone and flesh tax"

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Suggested that spending a trillion dollars protecting south Florida real estate from hurricanes was a waste as a 20 m sea rise takes out south Florida regardless

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Set Obama's weather machine to MAX CHAOS

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Doubted Trump when he spoke with congressional Dems, but was really out businessing them.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
not price gouging in water during a tremendous, simply fabulous beautiful level hurricado

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

DHS search into credit card purchase history found a past subscription to the sad failed NYT

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

DHS search into credit card purchase history found a past subscription to the sad failed NYT

:sad:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

failed to update stance on whether or not nazis are bad to be in line with the president's 19th statement that month

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Found out what the calm before the storm was.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Claimed certain information was knowable, such as the color of grass or the weight of a taco bowl

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Carved statue of Trump from gold rather than platinum

Gave statue of trump realistic proportions instead of giant hands + dick

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

"Suicide by cop" after the ACLU purges

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
who gaf bout de reason i just wanna die

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
wore a white shirt with khakis to work and antifa got me instead

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

C. Everett Koop posted:

wore a white shirt with khakis to work and antifa got me instead

Wore a hoodie while jogging and got got with a tiki torch

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
posted a 280 character tweet

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


homeschooled my child instead of sending him/her to the DeVos Charter School and Textile Mill

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
despite not having the guts to run i dropped out of senate race without trump endorsement

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

uncurable mlady posted:

posted a 280 character tweet

An entirely fair and just execution

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
claimed that Mike Pence did not gently caress a horse and greedily slurped up the horse nutt

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Submitted the receipts for reimbursement for Mike Pence's Indy stunt

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Tortured to death in an attempt to force a denouncement of the piss tape's existence.

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
questioned the presidents "perfect score" on the iq test

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