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`Nemesis posted:I know a guy that had rhabdomyolysis TWICE from Crossfit. He still does Crossfit. Yeah, that's basically by design. Cossfitters pretty much consider getting Rhabdo as proof they're finally training hard enough. Crossfit is basically looking at all the science behind regular exercise that tells you how to do things safely and efficiently, and then throwing it the gently caress out and replacing it with GOFAST instead. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucwPnQildM Sportsfruede: Journalist: "But what if they win with like 8-0?" The dutch national football coach: "No that's impossible! what kind of a question is that?" 
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Additional info: if I'm not mistaken this result means that Netherlands has to win Sweden by 7 goals in the last game (instead of something like 3 or 4 which would have been unlikely but somewhat possible).
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Hihohe posted:I named that cat Sisypuss  I appreciate this
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Hihohe posted:I named that cat Sisypuss This must not go un-loved.
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Proteus Jones posted:How are people this insane fo processed chicken lump sauce? Because they brought it back as a special cross promotion with one of the most popular shows on TV right now, to the point that they actually made up new advertising standees and packaging for it. They then only shipped out 20 packets per store, not every store even got their 20 packet allotment, and some managers stole their shipment to sell on ebay.
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Perestroika posted:Yeah, that's basically by design. Cossfitters pretty much consider getting Rhabdo as proof they're finally training hard enough. Crossfit is basically looking at all the science behind regular exercise that tells you how to do things safely and efficiently, and then throwing it the gently caress out and replacing it with GOFAST instead. Better tell the army that since they're a year or so into a four-year crossfit study baw has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Oct 8, 2017 |
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baw posted:Better tell the army that since they're a year or so into a four-year crossfit study The military did a study on the feasibility of using special bombs to temporarily make people gay, so that the enemy would be too overwhelmed with dude-lust to fight. They cast a pretty wide net is what I'm saying.
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Goon Danton posted:The military did a study on the feasibility of using special bombs to temporarily make people gay, so that the enemy would be too overwhelmed with dude-lust to fight. They cast a pretty wide net is what I'm saying. Soooo, don't keep us in suspense here, what were the results of the study!?
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[quote="“U-DO Burger”" post="“477173653”"] Soooo, don’t keep us in suspense here, what were the results of the study!? [/quote] Can't talk, busy dude-lusting.
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They didn't use proper safety precautions and had to repeal DADT.
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U-DO Burger posted:Soooo, don't keep us in suspense here, what were the results of the study!? That's, uh, *ahem* that's classified.
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Mu Zeta posted:Pro cyclists get rhabdo but you don't see them quitting either. Athletes are dumb. It can take years to get a body that will get rhabdomyolysis from biking. imagine a sport so inclusive that even complete newbies can also share the joys of rhabdomyolysis.
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U-DO Burger posted:Soooo, don't keep us in suspense here, what were the results of the study!? every troop is now a gay crossfitter
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baw posted:Better tell the army that since they're a year or so into a four-year crossfit study The military does many many stupid things fitness wise
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I'm way late on this but does this girl lose her leg/foot brace right foot before she goes down? Darwin would be proud.
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ThirstyBuck posted:I'm way late on this but does this girl lose her leg/foot brace right foot before she goes down? Darwin would be proud. I thought it was a purse
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Piell posted:The military does many many stupid things fitness wise I don't remember anything particularly stupid but it's been some years so maybe things have changed. I think the dumbest thing I remember was having PT conducted at the squad level which meant we had e5s who were just as lazy as everyone else in charge so we'd just go hide somewhere and bullshit until we could sneak back to the barracks. and the military doesn't like injured people because injured people mean they have to spend money on troops sometimes for the rest of the injured person's life. and that means less money for the F35
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Proteus Jones posted:How are people this insane fo processed chicken lump sauce? Because people worship the cartoon man who convinced them it was "epic".
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Kurieg posted:Because they brought it back as a special cross promotion with one of the most popular shows on TV right now, to the point that they actually made up new advertising standees and packaging for it. Human Tornada posted:Because people worship the cartoon man who convinced them it was "epic". I get that marketing hyped it up and appears to have done a remarkable job. And McD woefully underestimated demand. What I meant was why are people queuing up for FAST FOOD. I can see the restaurant's being particularly busy, but lining up out the door and down the sidewalk? For shredded and fried chicken with a limited edition sauce? It's mind-boggling to me. Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 16:23 on Oct 8, 2017 |
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Lone Goat posted:I thought it was a purse Cowboy boot.
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baw posted:Better tell the army that since they're a year or so into a four-year crossfit study What are they studying excactly?  CrossFit, Inc. and the branded gyms are one thing, but the combination of weight training and cardio was not invented by Glassman, he just gave it a name and got people to pay him for it.
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doverhog posted:What are they studying excactly? They will be doing crossfit rather than PT quote:Researchers with Kansas State University's kinesiology lab will track 20 groups of soldiers — more than 200 troops in all — over four years. Half of the troops will do by-the-book PT training, and the other half will get trained up in CrossFit. One of the big things that make crossfit different from normal HIIT is the weightlifting element. It's also one of the major problems in crossfit because no one is ready to coach weightlifting after a six hour certification
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Proteus Jones posted:What I meant was why are people queuing up for FAST FOOD. I can see the restaurant's being particularly busy, but lining up out the door and down the sidewalk? For shredded and fried chicken with a limited edition sauce? Because how else would we know how interesting these people even are without their wacky devotion to corn syrup goop?
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[quote="“Human Tornada”" post="“477174996”"] Because how else would we know how interesting these people even are without their wacky devotion to corn syrup goop? [/quote] Rick and Morty is a great show, but lining up outside of a loving McDonalds for the aforementioned corn syrup goo tells me that those people are Missing. The. loving. Point.
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MrYenko posted:Rick and Morty is a great show, but lining up outside of a loving McDonalds for the aforementioned corn syrup goo tells me that those people are Missing. The. loving. Point. Analogous to those 'Into the Wild' fanbois who go visit the bus without a plan or supplies.
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Proteus Jones posted:I get that marketing hyped it up and appears to have done a remarkable job. And McD woefully underestimated demand. They wanted to be the ones selling it on eBay and making thousands of dollars! It's an outrage!  fake edit: there should be a variant on that smilie where Jim's holding a fistful of dollars
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TotalLossBrain posted:Analogous to those 'Into the Wild' fanbois who go visit the bus without a plan or supplies. Homeless people on the bus can be terrifying if you're not prepared. And figuring out bus routes without a map, madness!
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Homeless people on the bus can be terrifying if you're not prepared. And figuring out bus routes without a map, madness! I once got on the wrong bus (off by one digit) and would've ended up in god drat Raisio* but the driver threw me out on the city border because inter-city tickets cost more. Close call. Welp that's my bus adventure story god bless! *) Pictured: the town of Raisio in its entirety.
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MrYenko posted:Rick and Morty is a great show, but lining up outside of a loving McDonalds for the aforementioned corn syrup goo tells me that those people are Missing. The. loving. Point. Fandom of media where the main character is a colossal, self-destructive jackass missing the point? Why that's never happened!
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Dove apologises for ad showing black woman turning into white one https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/917048777864867840
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Doggles posted:Dove apologises for ad showing black woman turning into white one I get how the second one could just be unfortunate juxtaposition (if they had put the black woman on the right it would have been fine) but what the gently caress is the first one even trying to convey? How do you spin "our product will turn black people into white people" in a non-racist way?
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Apparently it was supposed to be a whole 'Feel like a brand new person' thing, because there's also one (Or later in the same one?) where the white woman turns Asian... but it's seriously shortsighted and kinda feels like someone might have done it on purpose for controversy.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This seems relevant. It is, but for a different reason
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Random Stranger posted:Fandom of media where the main character is a colossal, self-destructive jackass missing the point? Why that's never happened! Any media or story that reaches a mass audience and has some type of deeper meaning will be misunderstood. Think of Jesus, who brought a spirit sword to destroy society and told us to turn the other cheek in face of violence. These days his supporters vote for Trump.
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