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Dairy Days posted:are electron potentials slaves too no but mitochondria & chloroplasts are
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You're not entitled to a soul just for existing. You have to take someone else's.
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launch potatoes at me from orbit, let the re-entry cook them into delightful shapes
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does the government still own bush's mission accomplished banner
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Baloogan posted:gonna havta double the vodka to clear out the toxins u need thos kinoki foot pads
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a squirt can that simultaneously deposits sour cream, butter, and shredded cheese, hooked up to my mouth like a dentist's drain
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This is the power of the Cell
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Squizzle posted:magic the gathering online roleplay I know its confusingly titled but despite the URL, it is now for Bitcoin roleplay exclusively
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fistfulls of grilled green onions, taking bites between impacts
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Jazerus posted:no but mitochondria & chloroplasts are this your skeleton is plotting to kill you
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I have as many souls as I have feet
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Dairy Days posted:u need thos kinoki foot pads i have home depot 2 inch shop floor mats under me to prevent earth's deep core from
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Calibanibal posted:I have as many souls as I have feet sorry for your loss
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Jazerus posted:no but mitochondria & chloroplasts are just think how much better off they are with free housing and food under the watchful eye of the eukariotic cell who rescued them from savagery
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i cried because i had no shoes, until i met a man who had no soul
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oh ya, how many people have you retired in yer life...with 401ks? 
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Skeleton is evil, which is why I deliberately weaken mine w/ calcium deficiency
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/917175972125986817 whiny bitch
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Dairy Days posted:just think how much better off they are with free housing and food under the watchful eye of the eukariotic cell who rescued them from savagery cellular socialism
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someone needs to run that hosed up 2049 voight kampff test on donny, i think he's off baseline
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triple sulk posted:eagles gonna win the division the eagles are a great team because theyre almost always good enough that its not certain theyll do great that play/game/season but good enough that its absolutely possible they will you have constant narrative tension and every win is earned mind you i havent watched since i was an actual small child and my dad would turn on the television, dial the volume all the way down, and turn on the local radio coverage (because he thought the tv announcers were anti-eagles), but this has remained true to the degree ive paid attn every year that ive been cognizant of sport
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Nichael posted:someone needs to run that hosed up 2049 voight kampff test on donny, i think he's off baseline cells uh sad
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Puerto Ricans are cruel and ungrateful, they've hurt our president
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Nichael posted:someone needs to run that hosed up 2049 voight kampff test on donny, i think he's off baseline we already know he wouldnt help a turtle in trouble
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Baloogan posted:cellular socialism you are welcome to eject the mitochondria from your cells baloogan build a cellular wall
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it's like 3 am in Moscow right none of the bots are piling into this new tweet lmao
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jesus christ
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"I gave them beautiful soft paper towels, what the gently caress more do they want?"
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holy gently caress he's getting ratio'd yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Ol Standard Retard posted:it's like 3 am in Moscow right none of the bots are piling into this new tweet lmao Oh g*d they off baseline
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triple sulk posted:seriously though, that loving tweet trrump
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Venom Snake posted:holy gently caress he's getting ratio'd yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he can just buy more heart icons dumpass
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https://twitter.com/HuffPostPol/status/917052247338610688 great job
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Jazerus posted:you are welcome to eject the mitochondria from your cells baloogan and lose my force powers? i think no t
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