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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

You could pick utensil at random and still successfully eat a plate of ceviche.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Ziv Zulander posted:

:confused:

You either use a fork, or you scoop it onto whatever the garnish is on top. Not very difficult. Do you have a brain problem?

I don't like things that have to be disassembled to eat.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't like things that have to be disassembled to eat.

Everything you eat has to be disassembled first.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Except for bananas, obviously.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Alhazred posted:

Everything you eat has to be disassembled first.

Honestly I don't know why I bother trying to make a point when goons are the most pedantic shits alive. You know what I mean.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Ceviche topped with some sort of chip to scoop it all into your mouth is like the safest oldest playful presentation trick in the haute cuisine book. Its like drat, they serving food in shoes and cutting boards that dribble juice into your lap, but putting the chip on top of the dip? Too much.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



The blandest of the bland.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Right in the childhood

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Winter Stormer posted:

Ketchup is only for french fries, and even then only mixed with hot sauce or sprinkled with black pepper

tots

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Ketchup is only for pasta and hot dogs. :sweden:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

serious norman posted:

Ketchup is only for kraft dinner with hot dog slices. :canada:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:



The blandest of the bland.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Except for bananas, obviously.

Well, one could argue peeling is disassembly.

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000



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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I don't understand people's weird hangups with ketchup. Nobody has such strong feelings about mustard or relish on foods. Like an entire city flips their poo poo if you bought ketchup on their lovely rear end dogs

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Away all Goats posted:

I don't understand people's weird hangups with ketchup. Nobody has such strong feelings about mustard or relish on foods. Like an entire city flips their poo poo if you bought ketchup on their lovely rear end dogs

Similar to vegemite, the first time I had it was by someone who tricked me into eating a spoonful of it plain. Ever since I've been turned off by it. It doesn't improve anything it's on. Hotsauce on stuff, fine, but ketchup is just sweet and gross.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Ketchup goes on fries, sausages, and nothing else imo.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
People that judge condiment use can go fly a kite imho

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
ketchup (tomato sauce) pretty much only goes on meat pies and sausage rolls imo

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

KakerMix posted:

People that judge condiment use can go fly a kite imho

Dude you should always use a condiment.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

yeah I eat rear end posted:

My "stove" (more like a 2 burner hotplate) sucks rear end and can't really bring a pot to a hard boil so it's a crapshoot whether they come out as rock-hard or snot consistency. Lately I just use my instant pot pressure cooker thing to do them and it's pretty good, the shell peels off much easier than any other method although i did get one exploded egg last time I did it.

If I want a bunch of hard boiled eggs but am not in a hurry, half filling a thermos with eggs and the rest with boiling water gives reliable results.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




i ate a sandwich (lunchmeat) on raisin bread and i want to die, it was not a good flavor combination

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't like things that have to be disassembled to eat.

How do you manage with chicken legs?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Give me a hot breaded slab of flounder next to a puddle of ketchup mixed with hot saice and vinegar any day of the week.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

KakerMix posted:

People that judge condiment use can go fly a kite imho

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


That isn't even a loving meal.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

OwlFancier posted:

How do you manage with chicken legs?

Most people use their hands to eat, so it shouldn't be a problem.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.




Somehow I feel like this isn't what was actually meant by "food porn".

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib

KataraniSword posted:

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KataraniSword posted:



Somehow I feel like this isn't what was actually meant by "food porn".

Somehow I feel like this isn't what was actually meant by "food porn".

I like the glass of whole cranberries for her inevitable uti

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Cross contamination is the sexiest form of contamination

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


What a shameful few pages of posting. Shame on all y'all.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

angerbeet posted:

Cross contamination is the sexiest form of contamination

Homophobe. :mad:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What a shameful few pages of posting. Shame on all y'all.



Wait, what the gently caress? Wine and Kraft singles? At a pedicure place?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Wouldn't be surprised if that's in Asia and trying to be fancy. Local, lower-quality knockoffs of Kraft singles are the default/only form of cheese in East Asia so somebody heard of cheese and wine as a thing and decided to do it.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Similar to vegemite, the first time I had it was by someone who tricked me into eating a spoonful of it plain. Ever since I've been turned off by it. It doesn't improve anything it's on. Hotsauce on stuff, fine, but ketchup is just sweet and gross.

Someone made you have a spoonful of ketchup once and now you hate it forever. What are you, four?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Also "it's sweet ewww" seems like an odd complaint as most everyone likes some sorts of sweet things.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Bloop posted:

Also "it's sweet ewww" seems like an odd complaint as most everyone likes some sorts of sweet things.

have you never been on the internet, the only acceptable candy is salmiakki

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

The Bloop posted:

Also "it's sweet ewww" seems like an odd complaint as most everyone likes some sorts of sweet things.

Not me, or two of my siblings. We've all got weird taste-buds and hate almost all sweet things, to the point of physically shuddering when we do try to eat (almost) anything sweet. Mostly it just tastes absolutely terrible to us.

It's actually kind of a pain in the rear end and bummer because whole giant swaths of foods and flavors are off limits. Going out for Chinese or Thai? Let's try to guess if it's hot or sweet+hot! Girlfriend's grandma makes her famous chocolate cake? I'm not just being polite, my body will act like you're trying to poison me! This category also includes most fruit too, so so much for any health benefit this has had in our lives really. This goes all the way back to birth since all of us sweet-haters would shudder and cry and generally fuss when fed applesauce or whatever as infants.

It's totally some recessive genetic thing too. My parents: both normal tastes. But three of the four kids hate sweets but our youngest brother is normal. There's a couple of kids of my cousins that have the "sweet things are gross" gene too.



There's a random smattering of candy or fruit that we like: pixie sticks, sweet tarts, raspberries and that's about it; mostly it's on the sour end of things.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Sounds like the exact same reaction I have to sweetcorn. Just sweetcorn though.

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Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Most of this picture is just plain FP. The AFP part is the bread next to the satay that claims to be naan. It was more of a buttered toast than anything.

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