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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I both love and hate wrestling right now and it's seeing me at an odd place.

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
This match is good when AJ is involved. Right now, with Baron in control, this match sucks

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

the escape goat posted:

stop making me like you, Corbin

this match is better than it should be tbh

I think he's been the weakest part of the match, but he has been keeping up at least.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

bartok posted:

I like Baron's crowd work

he's so good at that and so lovely at promos, and so good at stuff like talking smack

whoever writes for him sucks total rear end.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

bartok posted:

I like Baron's crowd work

Baron could be okay but it's difficult to take his hairline and World of Darkness LARP entrance seriously.

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Just shave your head Corbin. Accept it.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I'm starting a rumor right here that the guy with the long hair in the front row is actually dating the woman next to him and she looks 4 times his age because he is a vampire and never grew old beside her and this is the only place he can be around people at night and it's really sad pass it on.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Corbin is the better Roman Reigns. I'm sorry you guys are too dumb to see it.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

shiksa posted:

whoever writes for him sucks total rear end.

This is like 3/4 of the WWE's problem

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Corbin needs to go full on skullet as his balding gets worse

like Devin Townsend 2006 levels

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

That Which Squeaks posted:

Just shave your head Corbin. Accept it.

Corbin and Albert form a tag-team containing two stubborn men who refuse to do what they should

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I'm starting a rumor right here that the guy with the long hair in the front row is actually dating the woman next to him and she looks 4 times his age because he is a vampire and never grew old beside her and this is the only place he can be around people at night and it's really sad pass it on.

I sent the rumor to my friends on MySpace and AIM.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

That Which Squeaks posted:

Just shave your head Corbin. Accept it.

No don't shave it Corbin.

Become the next Hulk Hogan. It is your destiny.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Does everyone use the superkick now? I think I've seen over 20 of them already tonight.

bartok
May 10, 2006



That Which Squeaks posted:

Just shave your head Corbin. Accept it.

Embrace the skullet

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

The_Rob posted:

I think he's been the weakest part of the match, but he has been keeping up at least.

he's a massive poo poo-talking pissbaby and for some reason it's... endearing?

dude has improved so much recently, so that helps.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Corbin needs to go full on skullet as his balding gets worse

like Devin Townsend 2006 levels

Dye his hair red and give him a Dethklok gimmick

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

That Which Squeaks posted:

Just shave your head Corbin. Accept it.
My hair was like AJ's but now it's about 1/4 of the way to Corbin and I'm thinking I'm gonna shave it all down this week. Not even letting that poo poo get halfway. How does Corbin live with it jfc.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Silly Burrito posted:

Does everyone use the superkick now? I think I've seen over 20 of them already tonight.

pretty much yeah

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Dias posted:

Corbin is the better Roman Reigns. I'm sorry you guys are too dumb to see it.

This is a pretty low loving bar to hurdle.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Silly Burrito posted:

Does everyone use the superkick now? I think I've seen over 20 of them already tonight.

I call it the subparkick now because 90% of the people who do it make it look like half assed garbage. I think the Usos are the biggest culprits.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Corbin literally has no knuckles anymore, eh Corey

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I'm starting a rumor right here that the guy with the long hair in the front row is actually dating the woman next to him and she looks 4 times his age because he is a vampire and never grew old beside her and this is the only place he can be around people at night and it's really sad pass it on.

To repay society for his sins
To emerge from his world of darkness
From his endless....Forever Knight

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I call it the subparkick now because 90% of the people who do it make it look like half assed garbage. I think the Usos are the biggest culprits.

It's actually crazy when you think about how good the bucks are at superkicks.

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
If they had made Corbin Undertaker Jr. he'd have excelled. No talking, great physical presence, and a hat to cover the bald spot.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lol thats cute aj

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Corbin's whole scumbag thing is improved with his hairline. Never shave it.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

That Which Squeaks posted:

Just shave your head Corbin. Accept it.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

AJ's selling is incredible

cams
Mar 28, 2003


hey guys just checking in, i know nothing about tye dillinger

is his gimmick the number ten?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This show has actually been pretty good so far

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i havent paid any attention at all to this match, i'm sorry

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

cams posted:

hey guys just checking in, i know nothing about tye dillinger

is his gimmick the number ten?

lol yeah

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

cams posted:

hey guys just checking in, i know nothing about tye dillinger

is his gimmick the number ten?

Cross brand promotion with Sesame street

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Ew gently caress jesus don't shave it just get a transplant.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The_Rob posted:

This show has actually been pretty good so far

for some reason the WWE PPVs that sound bad on paper end up being alright

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
oh no, tye's finisher, One Of AJs Regular Moves

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That transition was SWEET

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Yo that was a cool little spot from tye and AJ

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