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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Away all Goats posted:

My name is Sean Hughes and I'm a local white

Hello fellow local white.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Away all Goats posted:

My name is Sean Hughes and I'm a local white

I feel like this has actually been said in Australia before.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Hello fellow local white.

Super bowl to u my other kind of Aryan

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I feel like this has actually been said in Australia before.

It's the introductory scentence at White Privileges anonymous

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

And they do DRUG!

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Away all Goats posted:

My name is Sean Hughes and I'm a local white

Sean Hughes is my slave driver name.

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

I loving love the Contracts Saga. I hope it never stops.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

It's true Australian workers do smoke and drink too much, and do DRUG.

Gosh what else they are good at really. 

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
dang SMOKE, DRUGS!, and DRINK?

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

dang SMOKE, DRUGS!, and DRINK?

nonononono, you see, just one DRUG. Drug, not even once

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Get rupees, fak vagene, smoke DRUG.

But don't tell Contracts I really need a job.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Don't hire local whites, Contracts! They smoked a weed!

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

jizzy sillage posted:

I loving love the Contracts Saga. I hope it never stops.

Well it won't until you stop hiring those DRUG whites and mexicans!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Away all Goats posted:

My name is Sean Hughes and I'm a local white

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Super bowl to u

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Contracts please dtn and post more

Anyway,

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
The torrid affair between Madam Carousel and Bert Hole

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

how do you do, local whites?

naem
May 29, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

:same:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
I am anal from anus an I guna take out the keplunk an do whizbang wollop in ur Bert hole

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tailored Sauce posted:

Contracts please dtn and post more

Anyway,



tbf madam carousel has a hell of a bert hole

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I am anal from anus an I guna take out the keplunk an do whizbang wollop in ur Bert hole

is this Cockney

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tailored Sauce posted:

Contracts please dtn and post more

Anyway,



Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

is this Cockney

Yes I have mitie Cockney honny

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
tbf sean hughes is the whitest name

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I finally finished the entire thread and I want to say super bowl to you all

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bobby Digital posted:

I finally finished the entire thread and I want to say super bowl to you all

Welcome, fellow local white.

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
Are the women getting these messages like public figures of any sort or is it just a common thing for random women with private Facebook pages to get messages out of the blue from Subcontinental smooth-talkers?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



jesus h christ

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Away all Goats posted:

My name is Sean Hughes and I'm a local white

They have Aussie speech patterns down perfectly, it's uncanny

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
our unit's been cut off. no food no supplies. no hope. been transmitting for what feels like eternity, trying to contact hq
... . -. -.. / -... --- -... ... / .--. .. -.-.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

SniperWoreConverse posted:

our unit's been cut off. no food no supplies. no hope. been transmitting for what feels like eternity, trying to contact hq
... . -. -.. / -... --- -... ... / .--. .. -.-.

Open vagene houston, we hav a boblem

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



https://68.media.tumblr.com/959cbe4df2c717facbd8a12f93f923d2/tumblr_ouk8fk51nN1v2rokwo1_1280.jpg

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

our unit's been cut off. no food no supplies. no hope. been transmitting for what feels like eternity, trying to contact hq
... . -. -.. / -... --- -... ... / .--. .. -.-.

Hello darling

I love u

I kiss ur bobs

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Munchables posted:

Open vagene houston, we hav a boblem

Maybe you have less problems if you hired Indian engineers with working permits? I am a white manager at ESA and now we only hire Indian engineers as they don't have STDs like the local Lebanese or Chinese workers. You should try the same at NASA, my friend Prajeet already sent his application two times but did not get reply, are you racist?? He is going to sue you but I hope you will hire more Indians!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
D ear,

I hope you have read and agreed with my friend above. Local NASA is all white. How can we see on moon if the skin and Moon are so alike? Even Chinese Philippines people are yellow and brown and could be stand out but also very lazy. It's no good Contracts, you must change your ways!

Am fellow white astronaut and I know in Space I most trust India Pakistan balucistani people because smell of choot ras in a small spaceship is pleasant. Actually you should throw in bin all not Indian space applications.

All of space is Indian aliens and they are most likely to cooperate with Indian people therefore.

Await your complicit,
Sigrid Helsen

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milky bobs on hot bhabis on Facebook. Sweet uncles shaking rods. Trolled sexy actress over the size of her navel. All these things will be lost like shagged bitch lasagnas. Super bowl...to you.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Boof Bonser posted:

Are the women getting these messages like public figures of any sort or is it just a common thing for random women with private Facebook pages to get messages out of the blue from Subcontinental smooth-talkers?

My mom gets messages like these and she is seventy and not famous.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My mom gets messages like these and she is seventy and not famous.

A lady in her early fifties that I used to work with got messages like that all the time too, and she was definitely not famous (apart from being famous with her co-workers for having anger management issues).

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milky bobs on hot bhabis on Facebook. Sweet uncles shaking rods. Trolled sexy actress over the size of her navel. All these things will be lost like shagged bitch lasagnas. Super bowl...to you.

:discourse:

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