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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Platypus Farm posted:

Dolph should have done Rick Rude's entrance including the woman kissing and the picture of Bobby ROode's wife's face on his groin.

Here we go this is it.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like, if the ostensible reason for mahalmania is India, why not at least make him a face instead of a dull heel?

Because they know he's utter poo poo and it's easier to work heel and cut heel promos.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like, if the ostensible reason for mahalmania is India, why not at least make him a face instead of a dull heel?

Because it's still Vince and this is all he can imagine anyone wanting

bartok
May 10, 2006



The_Rob posted:

Bobby Roode is great.

I don't see it. He's decent but nothing special.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








roode getting some pointers from bayley

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like, if the ostensible reason for mahalmania is India, why not at least make him a face instead of a dull heel?

You can't do a proud foreigner face in America.

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
I'm also fascinated by the Jinder push.

It's essentially Roman Reigns push but in fast forward.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Yes, you chant CM Punk, Detroit crowd. You chant CM Punk all night long.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
well guys, i just realized i've been making airplane sounds instead of paying attention to this match the entire time

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember when the tag title match happened and nobody stopped watching after, thinking maybe they wouldn't gently caress up so bad this PPV

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

PLEASE DISCUSS
WHY IS DOLPH HERE
WHY IS DOLPH HERE
SiNCE HE IS BORING US

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
Man, I feel bad for Dolph sometimes, but he is such a B+ player.

There has never been a time in his WWE tenure that he was the greatest at anything. Much less always the best in-ring competitor.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

bartok posted:

I don't see it. He's decent but nothing special.

He's an old school heel worker and I like his style. I'm frustrated they're pushing him as a face on smackdown tho.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Bill Goldberg posted:

well guys, i just realized i've been making airplane sounds instead of paying attention to this match the entire time

I've been doing intense research to see if boobies are indeed the most erotic part of a woman

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


What is with the lean over so I can get kicked in the face spot? What’s the intended result? It’s happened in every match so far.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TheRico posted:

I'm also fascinated by the Jinder push.

It's essentially Roman Reigns push but in fast forward.

Daniel Bryan was the last time they'd let fans bully them into stopping something they wanted to do instead, because in the end they were proven right

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

TheRico posted:

I'm also fascinated by the Jinder push.

It's essentially Roman Reigns push but in fast forward.

Don't insult Roman like that. Roman at least gets legitimately the strongest reactions in the company. Jinder gets Dolph-level heat.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

MotU posted:

PLEASE DISCUSS
WHY IS DOLPH HERE
WHY IS DOLPH HERE
SiNCE HE IS BORING US

HE SUCKS AS A FACE
HE SUCKS AS A HEEL
HIS WRESTLING IS DUBIOUS

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

PASS THE MASH posted:

What is with the lean over so I can get kicked in the face spot? What’s the intended result? It’s happened in every match so far.

It's supposed to be for a back drop, which only actually works on AJ Styles

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

the bryans ive lost, the harpers ive lost, it wont stop hurting

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Something oddly fitting about DZ using the Sleeper.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

PASS THE MASH posted:

What is with the lean over so I can get kicked in the face spot? What’s the intended result? It’s happened in every match so far.

It's supposed to be a back body drop, but of course everybody phones it in nowadays because WWE makes them work 9 days a week.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this sucks

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Ziggler is bad

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Look. We are all here to watch Blade Runner 2049.


And KFC.


End of debate.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I've been doing intense research to see if boobies are indeed the most erotic part of a woman

Well

Are they

Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008

I know I shouldn't expect anything else, but man, it's getting harder and harder to maintain enthusiasm. I love wrestling and hell, even when WWE has been mediocre, there's something to keep me watching, but holy gently caress, JINDER is killing me. They have one of the best talents in the world in Nakamura, the guy that even my non-watching friends know and love because I've shown then clips, and they just make him a giant goober. Send him back to NXT if this is the best you can do, because holy poo poo NXT is miles beyond this poo poo.

I don't love Roman, but his matches are vastly superior (I know, low bar and all).

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
remember when CM Punk and Daniel Bryan were wrestling each other every week for like a month

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Look. We are all here to watch Blade Runner 2049.


And KFC.


End of debate.

blade runner 2049 is very good

bartok
May 10, 2006



That Luke Harper guy was pretty good too bad he vanished.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
40 year old Bobby Roode, the 'hot new prospect'

bartok
May 10, 2006



CubsWoo posted:

40 year old Bobby Roode, the 'hot new prospect'

The youngster Bobby Roode

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

AsInHowe posted:

Well

Are they

My team of scientists are arguing over legs and boobies.

I have another team looking into the whole "big nipples=big life" cesaro thing. That's looking pretty positive too.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they both loved AJ Lee

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This match is weird because they're both working heel.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
I watched that one Raw the other day where Ziggler cashed in his MITB and everybody went loving nuts.

Where did that heat go?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Guys what do yall think about capitalism.

More like crapitalism right?

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Ziggler shouldn't be anyone first main roster match or program. He's a goddamn heat killer.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

what can i say? imma zig head

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

My team of scientists are arguing over legs and boobies.

I have another team looking into the whole "big nipples=big life" cesaro thing. That's looking pretty positive too.

butts is best, maybe thighs 2

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