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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Olive! posted:

No, that's torx screws



Nice

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Johnny Aztec posted:

I'm having PTSD goddamn flashbacks to the PBF thread here.


Yes dude, the small, thin, bent nails straight up says he is really lovely at pounding and nailing.

She just wanted a big screw.

Calmness my friend, sometimes questions are slightly rhetorical to attempt to increase their humour value

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
For god's sake, more Meg Mog and Bowl.


Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I need the MMO where Megg and Mogg keep puffing at Owl.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

starkebn posted:

Calmness my friend, sometimes questions are slightly rhetorical to attempt to increase their humour value

Did you ever read the PBF thread when it was around? You'd understand if so.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Johnny Aztec posted:

Did you ever read the PBF thread when it was around? You'd understand if so.

Nope, but it seems to have you on edge.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Johnny Aztec posted:

Did you ever read the PBF thread when it was around? You'd understand if so.

someone please find it, it was crazy how many goons entirely misunderstood everything

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Powaqoatse posted:

someone please find it, it was crazy how many goons entirely misunderstood everything

Said of every thread, ever

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Hexyflexy posted:

For god's sake, more Meg Mog and Bowl.




Oh yeah thats the good stuff right there.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

But why is the wife a non-anthropomorphic board? The two men have agency, but she apparently doesn't. Maybe she's their version of a realdoll? :shrug:

She's a board housewife. Jesus.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The most hosed up part is that she's barely 16 if you look at the rings.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Comptroll The Forums posted:

Said of every thread, ever

Point.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Paladinus posted:

The most hosed up part is that she's barely 16 if you look at the rings.

That's just a veneer, she's had a lot of work done

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

She's a board housewife. Jesus.

timandericmindblown.gif

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

treat posted:

Worse than gun violence.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade


I love that reverse GIS already suggested "political compass meme" for the original.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Comedy gold, Jerry!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Imagine four junior mints on the edge of an operating theater balcony.

Time works the same way.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pre:
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT. DAY.

            JERRY
      What kind of clock did
      you say?

Jerry grabs a soda from the fridge.
A buzz sounds. He moves to hit the
button.

            GEORGE
           (agitated)
      A Zyborne clock!!

The door swings open and enter --

            KRAMER
      Ooo, stay away from
      those. I know a guy
      wh---

Elaine enters

            ELAINE
            (tired)
      God, all these nerds!
      Please don't talk about
      that watch or whatever

cue audience, awkward "well
whattayouknow" moves by everyone,
beedledadee-baboew pf cha cha bloue

FADE TO BLACK

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Powaqoatse posted:

pre:
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT. DAY.

            JERRY
      What kind of clock did
      you say?

Jerry grabs a soda from the fridge.
A buzz sounds. He moves to hit the
button.

            GEORGE
           (agitated)
      A Zyborne clock!!

The door swings open and enter --

            KRAMER
      Ooo, stay away from
      those. I know a guy
      wh---

Elaine enters

            ELAINE
            (tired)
      God, all these nerds!
      Please don't talk about
      that watch or whatever

cue audience, awkward "well
whattayouknow" moves by everyone,
beedledadee-baboew pf cha cha bloue

FADE TO BLACK

Not one of the better procedurally generated scripts

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Who What Now posted:

Not one of the better procedurally generated scripts

yeah sorry. i just like writing bad fake seinfeld scripts for some reason

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
It's a good bad fake Seinfeld script. Be proud.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's a good bad fake Seinfeld script. Be proud.

thx

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's a good bad fake Seinfeld script. Be proud.

They're good bad fake Seinfeld scripts, Brent.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


George: The sky, Jerry! It's like it's tuned to a dead channel!

Jerry: I think your brain is tuned to a dead channel.

Kramer: I warned you about the clock, Jerry!

Jerry: Oh, shut up about the clock!

Elaine: I don't know what you're planning on doing with that thing, anyway. It's like one of your Superman toys.

Jerry: Yes, it's like one of my toys, but for adults! Look, imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff...

George: Oh, here we go, the balls on the cliff again!

Kramer: My buddy Bob Sacamano saw a guy get his head cut off with a playing card, Jerry. He asked about a clock, and *schhhink*! Off with his head! I heard he had five aces in that deck. Five! Wouldn't fly in Vegas.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
If King wrote that they'd have hosed Pennywise

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If King wrote that they'd have hosed Pennywise

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If King wrote that they'd have hosed Pennywise

You mean, as opposed to the kiddie gang bang which was in the actual book?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gorilla Salad posted:

You mean, as opposed to the kiddie gang bang which was in the actual book?

:thejoke:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"


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Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
No ring

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
:nws: that poo poo(hole)!

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Lol, if the word anus in a comic font is too much for your workplace stop reading the thread at work you idiot.

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